Today, I went to my father for advice. I've been seeing a wonderful girl for the past month, and I feel terrible about it, because I already have a girlfriend. He said "Kill yourself" and that if I "can't even do that right" then to get out of his house, because he disowns me. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my dad. I thought it was a good idea at the time, at least until he took her aside for a private chat. During the chat, he told her all about my two previous marriages and advised her to "get out while you can". FML
Today, I asked my girlfriend's father if I could marry his daughter. He smiled, shook my hand, and said "No. Now get out of my house." FML
Today, I confided to my dad that since the recent breakup with my boyfriend of 3 months, I feel down all the time and life doesn't feel worth living anymore. His loving advice was for me to "grow the fuck up and get your sentimental head out of la-la land." FML
Today, I overheard my dickhead dad telling my girlfriend that she's too good for me, then asking if she really wants to settle for someone like me. FML
Today, my dad had a chat with my fiancé, telling him he can do better than me, and to think carefully before going through with our wedding. FML
Today, I found out why my dad doesn't want my girlfriend coming to our house anymore. Apparently, her dad used to bully him a lot during high school and he's never gotten over it. He's threatened to disown me if she comes back over here. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend at a dinner with our two families. Not only did she flatly reject me, my dad said, "Good call. He's not ready." FML
Today, I heard my boyfriend talking with my father in the backyard. I thought he was asking for my hand in marriage. He was actually telling him about his plans to break up with me. FML
Today, my girlfriend of two years broke up with me because her father, who abandoned her before she was born and just reentered her life, doesn't approve. FML
Today, my girlfriend's father sent me a text message that simply stated "You ruined my relationship with my daughter." I wanted to ask him for his blessing to marry his daughter. FML
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Top comments
CammyGal 26
You wouldn't have this problem if you hadn't cheated in the first. F your girlfriend's life for being led on by a cheating bastard.
mangoboy1 19
Forget him and choose one girl or the other don't try dating both because that will never work out.
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Comments (309)
ThatsJustCray 5
asshole
worldclassrager 41
Well if this relationship goes sour you now have a back up...
Tarkinoof 2
You deserve no sympathy OP, you're an arsehole. I can't believe you actually think that "FML" applies to you!!! There's no excuse for cheating. If you fall for someone new, you have to breakup with whoever you're currently with before you make ANY move at all. Lowest scum of the lowest scum.
davincidasecond 24
Seriously, get over yourself. He ****** up and he knows it. Don't pretend OP is below you and get on your high horse because he made a mistake. Overly judgmental people like you really need to grow up a little, to be honest ...
Tarkinoof 2
lol, yeah a mistake: he cheated for a month. Oops. Perhaps you should be telling the OP to grow up instead.
Tarkinoof 2
**** your Dad's life for having a son like you.
Emptylikethemoon 6
The hell is wrong with you? You think you're such a good person to say such a thing to another human being, no worse or better than the rest of us?? You all act like he killed someone. We don't even know the whole story and he obviously has a bad relationship with his father. How can you say something like that? He deserves a better father to ACTUALLY give him advice.
Diegoba12 16
How do you know he has a bad relationship with his father? I would say around the same thing or at least that he has done a terrible thing by cheating either way it would be something that makes him regret his actions, I have a zero tolerance for cheating. Just cause his dad told him that doesnt mean he has a bad relationship with him, maybe he is just disappointed in his son and doesn't like cheaters.
Tarkinoof 2
I'd say he's quite a lot worse than many of us.
vintaqe 28
You're not worthy of either girl. Any man that can step out of a relationship is not a man at all.
ttREZZ 1
Dude I'm sorry but cheating is seriously wrong. You need to sit down and think really hard about which girl you want, not that you deserve either anymore.
BriannaMGK 15
Obviously, he's mad because he thinks he raise you better than that! If you weren't cheating, you wouldn't be in this situation.
cupcakestar 5
You're a piece of shit
annasaladbar 7
Choose the second girl. If you truly cared about your girlfriend, you wouldn't have started talking to the other girl in the first place. YDI, ya moron -.-
jecka 9
Well you shouldn't be cheating on your girlfriend in the first place.