Today, I went to go give my boss a high five for a job well done. I missed his hand and accidentally slapped his ass on the way down. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after a badly misjudged hand signal, I accidentally hit my boss in the face instead of high-fiving her. FML
Today, I was talking to my boss and he said I was awesome. He went to fist bump me and I missed. FML
Today, I tried to high-five someone but somehow ended up slapping them in the face. FML
Today, my boss slapped me on the ass and said, "Good work, princess." FML
Today, my boss fired me. I still can't really explain where the slap I gave him for it came from, though. FML
Today, I was walking through a heavy door at work, so I reached behind me to catch it so it wouldn't slam shut. Little did I know that my boss was walking through right after me. Instead of catching the door, I caught a handful of his crotch. FML
Today, I was at a local restaurant. The girl that I like walked by so I tried to give her a high five. My hand ended up on her boob instead. FML
Today, my boss slapped me across the face with a raw chicken breast. FML
Today, at work, I was walking to the back office, and I didn't know my manager was following me. After I walked through the door, without looking, I reached behind me to close it. Instead of grabbing the door handle, I got a handful of his crotch. FML
Today, I met my new boss and went for a confident handshake. Somehow, we both missed completely and ended up awkwardly grabbing each other’s thumbs. Neither of us corrected it, so we just shook hands like we were in a masonic lodge. FML
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Snazaza 0
what kind of position was he in for you to give him a high five and you slap his butt?
anniesaysbueno 0
haha "accidentally" sure that's what they all say. don't be surprised if he calls you into his office later for a "private meeting"
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Comments (110)
Avenging_Angel 0
That mustve been an awkward high five O.o I mean, I can understand if you accidentally slapped his face or something, but his butt??
SavySituation 0
Hahahahahahah
sdr_fml 0
How did you manage to smack his ass? It is just screwin with my head. I am creating situations in my head of how you can accidentally smack his ass and it's just not coming together.
saxlover 0
dont worry, he liked it
primogen18 0
Say you were a football player in HS, where a slap on the ass means the same thing.
Junaeffer 0
How does that even happen? Did you think he had a hand on his butt??
noonecaresurfat 0
#2 you fail, OP I smell a promotion ;)
hotjewgrl101 0
Hahahahahahahaha u just made my day... Wuz it atleast a chick or sumthin? Just say there was a fly u had to kill...on her ass
softballplaya822 0
how does this work?
lakeylove 0
something tells me your getting a promotion or a raise if your both diff gender or both les/gay/bi
mashnikandporter 0
i call bullshit