Today, I went to go give my boss a high five for a job well done. I missed his hand and accidentally slapped his ass on the way down. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after a badly misjudged hand signal, I accidentally hit my boss in the face instead of high-fiving her. FML
Today, I was talking to my boss and he said I was awesome. He went to fist bump me and I missed. FML
Today, I tried to high-five someone but somehow ended up slapping them in the face. FML
Today, my boss slapped me on the ass and said, "Good work, princess." FML
Today, my boss fired me. I still can't really explain where the slap I gave him for it came from, though. FML
Today, I was walking through a heavy door at work, so I reached behind me to catch it so it wouldn't slam shut. Little did I know that my boss was walking through right after me. Instead of catching the door, I caught a handful of his crotch. FML
Today, I was at a local restaurant. The girl that I like walked by so I tried to give her a high five. My hand ended up on her boob instead. FML
Today, my boss slapped me across the face with a raw chicken breast. FML
Today, at work, I was walking to the back office, and I didn't know my manager was following me. After I walked through the door, without looking, I reached behind me to close it. Instead of grabbing the door handle, I got a handful of his crotch. FML
Today, I met my new boss and went for a confident handshake. Somehow, we both missed completely and ended up awkwardly grabbing each other’s thumbs. Neither of us corrected it, so we just shook hands like we were in a masonic lodge. FML
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Snazaza 0
what kind of position was he in for you to give him a high five and you slap his butt?
anniesaysbueno 0
haha "accidentally" sure that's what they all say. don't be surprised if he calls you into his office later for a "private meeting"
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Comments (110)
Snazaza 0
what kind of position was he in for you to give him a high five and you slap his butt?
black4wolf 0
#1 FINALLY!!! #1 Post! And did you get a boner?
4bbaf9d3caaa8f84 20
exactly what I was thinking. to the OP, did you high five him from behind?
lawlfyl 0
No, silly. You're number 13.
easylazy 0
You know some people enjoy being slapped in the butt In a country in eastern South Dakota, they have a ritual where they slap each other's asses naked with sponges and dance the conga to Mexican rap music
kcmcg09 0
did u kno if u look at someones elbow while giving them a high five u never miss?!?!
easylazy 0
Did you know that if someone is spacing out then you can lick their elbows without them realizing??? (But they have to be wearing short sleeves)
redskinskickazz 0
thats funny right dere redneck dialect
just_google_it 0
#51 is right. You have to be pretty well inebriated or terribly clumsy to miss a high five watching the elbow. In my own experience it works nearly 100% of the time. google it.
liljon3 0
seriously???
digitaljunky 5
#36 .... Story of your life huh?
CMunk 0
Oh, and he doesn't like that? FYL
delly_fml 0
Three and LOL wonder if he wuz mad
coldplaylive2003 0
How is his hand near his ass? I bet you did it on purpose
bestnameright 14
They were probably walking do went it came down to normal position...
pinkster2014 25
Yeah... OP should've just controlled his arm as it went down instead of allowing it to go down full force in a free fall
blumpkin69 0
you're turning gay, you subconsciously slapped his ass :/
Uvula 0
Thats funny but it might have looked on purpose!
anniesaysbueno 0
haha "accidentally" sure that's what they all say. don't be surprised if he calls you into his office later for a "private meeting"
xMugZee 0
that sucks. Is your boss a female? haha
TheLetterZero 7
The OP refers to his boss as a he, so no.
Stoffer69 0
You must have been swinging your hand pretty damn hard! Did you leave a hand shaped bruise on his ass?
IAmTheCamel 0
akward.