brandonborgie
Australia
Dat ass
Today, my boss slapped me on the ass and said, "Good work, princess." FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
haileelouxxx
Brisbane, Australia
Today, my boss slapped me across the face with a raw chicken breast. FML
KN
United States
Today, I went to go give my boss a high five for a job well done. I missed his hand and accidentally slapped his ass on the way down. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, my boss walked up and smacked my butt. I am a 19 year-old guy. My boss is a 50 year-old woman. I desperately need this job. FML
sistermonster
Salon-de-provence, France
HOW CAN SHE SLAP?
Today, my boss fired me. I still can't really explain where the slap I gave him for it came from, though. FML
missedfistbump
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
United States
Cool beans
Today, I was talking to my boss and he said I was awesome. He went to fist bump me and I missed. FML
EmployeeOfTheMonth
United States
Today, my attractive boss sat me down in the break room to say how much she appreciated how much work I've been doing despite being a temp. She was wearing a skirt, and I couldn't take my eyes off her legs. She then patted me on the leg and said "Good Talk". It wasn't my leg. FML
upyours
Australia
Leech
Today, after telling my boss that trailing a hand up someone's leg and leering at them constantly is counted as sexual harassment, I got called an "unappreciative little whiny bitch." FML
TJ AJ RJ / IV the V
This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
San Diego, United States
Bad sign
Today, my boss flipped me off in traffic on my way to work. FML
Anonymous
Budapest, Hungary
Run!
Today, we had a family day at my new job. I used to have a very abusive boss in my previous position, who even slapped one co-worker across the face in the office, prompting me to quit. Guess who turns out to be my new manager's wife… FML
GiWi
Ireland
Today, I asked my boss a simple question about a problem I was having with a project I am currently doing. He replied: ''You don't worry your sweet little ass about it babe". My boss is my girlfriend's father. Nice. FML
Top comments
AutisticPat 10
Harassment isn’t funny. Please consider reporting your boss. People don’t have a right to touch your butt without your permission. IMO, you shouldn’t report them for sexual harassment if it was clearly a stupid joke…but you should still think about reporting them for misconduct. If doesn’t matter if it was a joke—it still seems to have made you uncomfortable.
bobsanction 18
Congratulations on your pending lawsuit.
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Plop 17
Well, then again, what did you expect when you showed up at work wearing a pink tutu and a tiara?
RichardPencil 32
Would you rather have your "nice" boss yell at you for every little thing? Seems like bosses can do no right! Jeesh!
AutisticPat 10
Harassment isn’t funny. Please consider reporting your boss. People don’t have a right to touch your butt without your permission. IMO, you shouldn’t report them for sexual harassment if it was clearly a stupid joke…but you should still think about reporting them for misconduct. If doesn’t matter if it was a joke—it still seems to have made you uncomfortable.
ChipBoundary 9
The proper thing to do is to let them know.it is unwelcome first. Communication is extremely important. If your boss doesn't stop, then it is on him.
bobsanction 18
Congratulations on your pending lawsuit.
Plop 17
For inspiration on how to solve your problem, I suggest you watch the episode of Friends where Chandler has the same problem, with his boss slapping him on the butt to congratulate him (S03E24).
emmalou 19
Are you serious! How is that still happening? grab him by the balls and tell him what a good boy he is
Charlie Coffman_1920149595 18
please let the plot twist be that you're a guy lol
Charlie Given 28
oh please follow up I have so many questions are you male and was your boss male or female and what did you do about it.
Wadlaen 24
Well, then you'd probably done a good job. Congratulations!
wawa_sxm 15
is he young or older generation?....if hes young he knows better if he's old at least tell him first then if he continues stop