Today, I went to go give my boss a high five for a job well done. I missed his hand and accidentally slapped his ass on the way down. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after a badly misjudged hand signal, I accidentally hit my boss in the face instead of high-fiving her. FML
Today, I was talking to my boss and he said I was awesome. He went to fist bump me and I missed. FML
Today, I tried to high-five someone but somehow ended up slapping them in the face. FML
Today, my boss slapped me on the ass and said, "Good work, princess." FML
Today, my boss fired me. I still can't really explain where the slap I gave him for it came from, though. FML
Today, I was walking through a heavy door at work, so I reached behind me to catch it so it wouldn't slam shut. Little did I know that my boss was walking through right after me. Instead of catching the door, I caught a handful of his crotch. FML
Today, I was at a local restaurant. The girl that I like walked by so I tried to give her a high five. My hand ended up on her boob instead. FML
Today, my boss slapped me across the face with a raw chicken breast. FML
Today, at work, I was walking to the back office, and I didn't know my manager was following me. After I walked through the door, without looking, I reached behind me to close it. Instead of grabbing the door handle, I got a handful of his crotch. FML
Today, I met my new boss and went for a confident handshake. Somehow, we both missed completely and ended up awkwardly grabbing each other’s thumbs. Neither of us corrected it, so we just shook hands like we were in a masonic lodge. FML
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Snazaza 0
what kind of position was he in for you to give him a high five and you slap his butt?
anniesaysbueno 0
haha "accidentally" sure that's what they all say. don't be surprised if he calls you into his office later for a "private meeting"
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Comments (110)
xpikoalax 0
not an fml. im so doing this
barney74 0
As long as you say good game, it is perfectly legal.
jewelzgalore 0
You should get an award for managing to do that. I didn't think that was physically possible.
sweetness333 0
well now i have to do that but i do have to agree with whoever wrote he liked it he did
retrosaxaphone 0
Oops
brando804 0
is that even physcally possible?
SavySituation 0
Omg im dying laughing so hard with these comments hahahahah Lmao !
SavySituation 0
LMAOOOOO # 35 WAYY TO MUCH INFO AND ITS NOT THAT BIG OF A DEAL LMAOOO BUT GURL YOUR OTHER COMMENT IS FUNNY
SavySituation 0
Lmaoooo
kyd 5
It would been an epic FML if he turned around, smiled at you, and said "Come to my office later ;]"