haileelouxxx
Brisbane, Australia
Today, my boss slapped me across the face with a raw chicken breast. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
brandonborgie
Australia
Dat ass
Today, my boss slapped me on the ass and said, "Good work, princess." FML
sistermonster
Salon-de-provence, France
HOW CAN SHE SLAP?
Today, my boss fired me. I still can't really explain where the slap I gave him for it came from, though. FML
KN
United States
Today, I went to go give my boss a high five for a job well done. I missed his hand and accidentally slapped his ass on the way down. FML
Anonymous
Buffalo, United States
Today, during a meeting with my boss, she explained she's giving me one more chance before she has to fire me. Her reason? I accidentally ordered chicken on a salad last week for a meeting and she feels my performance has gone down the tubes. FML
Screamingfirecracker
Canada
Toxic workplace
Today, I finally worked up the nerve to quit my job after being tortured by my boss for months. My boss responded by throwing a hardcover textbook at me and hitting me in the face. FML
spreadburger
Tampa, United States
Today, my co-worker threw a rubber mallet at my face, and I broke my finger in the process of saving my face. She then told me to "take it up with HR, bitch". She's the HR manager. FML
fired
United States
Today, my boss was being a total asshole. While in the bathroom, he turned his back on me, so I gave him the finger, mouthed obscenities, and pantomimed stabbing him with a knife. He was looking in the mirror and saw everything. FML
fired
Millis, United States
Today, my boss fired me after chewing me out for the horrible date he had with my mother. FML
Anonymous
Ventura, United States
Today, after a badly misjudged hand signal, I accidentally hit my boss in the face instead of high-fiving her. FML
Anonymous
Very frustrating
Today my Assistant Manager decided to pull a prank on me by walking up behind me and screaming my name. I screamed in terror and then swung around and punched him, full force, dead center in the chest, right in front of my supervisor, manager, and several other employees. FML
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Dreamsorrow93 24
Least it wasn't human. I'm sure that would have been more awkward.
Welshite 40
That must have been rather fowl.
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Comments (117)
Dreamsorrow93 24
Least it wasn't human. I'm sure that would have been more awkward.
GodPart2 20
Depends on the human breast(s)
cinskeep43 15
idk I think I might prefer a human breast... ya know... because of salmonella and stuff
sarkaar 30
I guess human breast would be preferred if it were still attached to the anterior chest wall. And not raw.
neeni88 23
If it was still attached to the anterior chest wall, then it'd definitely be raw. And I do think it would be more preferable to be slapped with a human breast, fun even.
TM24D 15
Is she on hell's kitchen?
drummerp64 16
Would you prefer it had been a cooked human breast?
Welshite 40
That must have been rather fowl.
Broadway_Vayne 32
Seems your boss got the breast of you.
rich443 22
sounds like a raw deal
Liamj774 36
Well OP probably hooted up a storm
baseballbv 17
Try to make him fly the coop.
blazingshot147 19
Uh.... Uh.... CHICKEN!
SasquatchDeluxe 10
Sounds like the boss is a real turkey. I'd advise the OP to flip him the bird and fly far away before he gets goosed.
Paco_el_Taco 17
Maybe if OP stopped clucking around during work he wouldn't get slapped.
Secret_Ninjaa 35
What was the reason for that?
JennaNGood 21
Her boss was challenging OP to a duel, clearly. He lacked gloves, hence the chicken breast.
ElricMustang 23
The worst part about this is that I keep imagining this all happening in an office, which usually isn't a place for a chicken breast to be laying around...
girI 20
Yeah, what kind of work place has raw chicken breasts lying around?
iLike2Teabag 27
Restaurants?
hamzor 5
Hell's Kitchen
TiaBug 13
A deli in a supermarket
WTF_BRAIN 11
What'd you do?
olpally 33
Beating you with his meat... What a jerk. File a complaint.
MaddyLannister 8
his meat?.. *coughs*..
bobman51 15
What a 'jerk'.....
cakefete2 31
Guess that's where jerk chicken comes from.
farleytb42 11
i wonder what you did to deserve that
gramirez23 9
He didn't "choke the chicken right"
dont_doubt_me 29
Was it finger licking good?
XxDEADMANxX 5
wow,just wow
sleaves 26
Aaaand I am not eating at that restaurant.
False_Stupidity 42
Shame you don't know which restaurant it is that you need to avoid. Now you're doomed to be forever looking at every restaurant/chicken shop with suspicious eyes and wondering if this is where the breast bashing boss works.
Brandi_Faith 34
If it even is a restaurant. I picture it in an office and it's a lot funnier.
sleaves 26
Good thing I don't like chicken...
23lf 16
I can't even think of a situation when this makes halfway sense!
mansfield_j 27
Take a whole chicken and throw it at him.