Mattador
United States
Today, my roommate got completely wasted. He was so drunk he thought the fridge was talking. He decided to make it stop by unplugging it. Most of our food is basically ruined now. FML
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kyliebear 15
yuk your roommate was definitely drunk, a fridge talking would be pretty cool though :)
Zya_fml 8
Wait, what?
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wut2put 3
Dude tht sucks
almariee 2
seriously..kick him out or threaten to at least
Mr_Chow 5
At least he didn't throw it out of the window?
max_wilder 9
What a rotten experiance
annamei 16
It seems pretty cool though having a fridge talk to you :p
GlitteryMasakali 1
The money saved on your electric bill will make up for the money spent on the ruined food items :)
fthislyfe 22
OMG that was funny! But sucks for you
Sicari 2
this is the time when you take his credit card and use all his money to buy back everything that was lost in the fridge
JiggaJayZ 16
Is your refrigerator running?
LiveLaughFML 10
if so, then you better go catch it
SCREAM4meeee 0
phew talking refrigerators are a serious problem these days. You should be glad you have such a caring roommate.
stro88 6
Sounds like that mofo wasn't drunk but was cross faded off some weed, shrooms, and MDMA.
bitchslapped22 14
agreed 45 sounds like he was tripped on acid or something not drunk
nixter5 18
HEY, HEY, FRIDGE- shut the hell up
woahbro2slow 0
your boyfriend has a problem.
KiddNYC1O 22
2- That's a little harsh. I'd make him buy this month's food and pay this month's electrical bill as well. Lol
monkeys1315 0
Make him buy you new food
SpruceDread4578 13
61- roommate...not boyfriend.
musicfreak9821 6
what a waste of food!
ItsTheKing 10
So I kinda imagined it like this. Op's Roommate,"wha did u just cawl me you refrigerated ****?" Refrigerator,"hrrrrmmmmm" Op's Roommate, "WHAT? SCREW YOU!" -unplugs- "I am PERFECTLY average sized!"
SCREAM4meeee 0
71- well you never know...
leadman1989 16
I see what ya dun dun thurr... might right clever if I would say some me. Oops sorry, momentary southernization.
LouisianaBob 9
yes weed for the calm disposition, shrooms to hallucinate the fridge as a conscious entity and mdma to make him very sociable with said fridge
False_Stupidity 42
It's all a conspiracy of course, garden gnomes, farts and now fridges, all plotting together to take over the world.
Doppelganger10 4
Why drink when you actually can't?xD haha funny tho x].
Zya_fml 8
Wait, what?
LuHGiiiT 11
Zya, I believe you have found the wasted roommate =D
CryMoreFMLs 15
It's a new conspiracy. The fridge actually was talking, but you must be so inebriated(sp?) that you can hardly stand in order to communicate with them.
KiddNYC1O 22
3- Hold on. Are you saying that real drinkers should only get buzzed? What's the point of drinking if you're not getting completely wasted? That party last night...
wtfcammelcheese 0
Zya - I believe the correct term is lol k noob? :D
kyliebear 15
yuk your roommate was definitely drunk, a fridge talking would be pretty cool though :)
hawaiianfire 0
Doesn't really sound like drunk is what OP is going for. Wasted could also mean high off of PCP... Or possibly shrooms.
TeeHee124 0
Does anyone else hate it when commenters try to put themselves into the FML like saying "Hey that fridge was talking smack to me" Or like "That was me that hit your car"
13FTW 9
Hey, that fridge was talking smack to me. Oh shit 66, didn't see you there..
promarkchris 6
agree; drunkness isn't associated with hallucnations of any sort, auditory especially. incorrectly categorized wastage
kyliebear 15
The fml says "he was so drunk he..." so why are you saying drunk isnt what op was going for?
promarkchris 6
1. fml team alters the original posted fmls sometimes (happened to me). 2. I've been drunk before. 3. this is my area of study at university
kyliebear 15
derp.
mytello 0
Wow! I never know grudges could talk. Lol
Naitras 15
Do u mean fridges? Or did a grudge become a physical object?
LuHGiiiT 11
Nope, he meant grudges, because that's totally relevant to anything in this post =P My spidey senses tell me that an autocorrect is on the loose..
deXter11_fml 0
#32 winning
Siji 0
I was bangin' 7 gram rocks, that's how I roll!
Laterial 3
Is your refrigerator running? You better go catch it! J/K that sucks. Time for a new roommate.
rattusrattus 19
WTH? Everyone knows that you don't unplug fridges to stop them talking, you have to seal the icemaker! Your roommate is woefully underknowledged.
fthislyfe 22
hahahaha nice
wtfcammelcheese 0
Tis a sad day when people can't even say **** in acronyms D:
rattusrattus 19
I ******* can, I just ******* thought ******* H ******* flowed better. :P
rebekahah 7
Did he at least stop the talking? I HATE when my fridge does that!
K_kanaka 26
Here's what you do. 1) Buy food for your fridge 2) Talk to your roommate about their alcohol problem 3) If two doesn't work and it happens again beat them with a stick and make them eat the food they ruined......or get a new roommate.
Xathanos 16
You must be new here :)
SadinSherman 16
They really shouldn't be the one to buy new food.
j_cat187 20
No here's what you do: 1) get wasted with your roomate.
False_Stupidity 42
Or beat them over the head with the fridge (this might also make the fridge stop talking)
Glitterhinoceros 14
Bad fridge.
broomy89 8
I'm gonna like just for your dp
zukinihudini 0
You food should last 14 hours in a fridge with no power
jarednt39 5
Not if hes in Texas
sourgirl101 29
I'm in FL and we always have power outs because of hurricanes and thunder storms. Food can last awhile like you said but the fridge needs to be kept closed. (:
fatraptorjesus13 9
it appears he's in Georgia
False_Stupidity 42
Depends on the food too