Today, I was walking through a heavy door at work, so I reached behind me to catch it so it wouldn't slam shut. Little did I know that my boss was walking through right after me. Instead of catching the door, I caught a handful of his crotch. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, at work, I was walking to the back office, and I didn't know my manager was following me. After I walked through the door, without looking, I reached behind me to close it. Instead of grabbing the door handle, I got a handful of his crotch. FML
Today, at work, I decided to try and impress this girl walking behind me by holding the door open for her. As she was walking through, I inadvertently pulled the door too hard. It slammed against the wall and ricochet back, hitting her right in the face. FML
Today, I was walking to a café with my soon-to-be boss. While crossing a busy street, I slipped in a puddle and accidentally grabbed his junk to catch myself. FML
Today, I went to a job interview, and a guy ahead of me went to enter the building, only to walk face-first into a glass door. I rushed to help him up, and after we had a good laugh about it, I turned to walk inside, only to walk straight into the door as well. FML
Today, I went to go give my boss a high five for a job well done. I missed his hand and accidentally slapped his ass on the way down. FML
Today, I held the door with my back to greet everyone into a meeting. When I followed the last person in, my waistband managed to get looped on the door handle and shut behind me as I walked away, taking my body with it. I was leading the meeting, as the branch manager. FML
Today, at work, the most handsome guy walked in. Starstruck, I went to greet him and then take him to the owner's office, only to promptly walk really hard into the corner of the door frame, smacking my forehead. I have a massive bruise and my boss won't stop laughing. FML
Today, I was at the store with my wife. As we were walking out, I helped an elderly woman get through the door. As I was opening the door, my foot got stuck on the door and my face was catapulted into the woman's breasts. It wasn't until we got into the car that my wife burst into hysterics. FML
Today, I was at work and caught my pants on the corner of the door hinge. They tore completely open and my hairy cheek was exposed for the whole office to see. FML
Today, my boyfriend, who is also my boss, was giving me a blowjob at work. Halfway through, his boss knocked on the door and I had to quickly get dressed and slip out the other door. After leaving, I realized that I was still barefoot and I had to walk back to my desk in front of my colleagues. FML
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New_York_fml 0
Would have been cool if you said ""Who's your boss now" LOL
hecuva 0
and then you sqweezed right? led into a hot steamy scene that ended up with you getting the promotion :) Gotta find ways to get "ahead" in these bad times ;)
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Comments (122)
hk_fml 9
LOL that is priceless xD
greenltrn2003 0
haha agreed! I dont even have a smart comment for this one...this is ****** awesome.
danceintherain_ 0
haha that's funny
BurpusMe 0
Lame attempt at promotion?
MajorLeeScrewed 0
how short are you?
lame16 0
LMAO. epic fail.
beany212 0
right? RIGHT? He went for a wooden door but instead he just got a wood. CLEVER RIGHT?
KillerKittieKat 4
um... She.... the OP is a girl... sorry
New_York_fml 0
Would have been cool if you said ""Who's your boss now" LOL
hecuva 0
LMAO time for all the cheesy puns to come out :)
EprahsHteb 2
Hahaha that comment was pure awesome.
GeekBunny 0
This may be the only recorded time in history that an employee has given their boss a raise.
SylivionSypher 6
Pure. Win.
hecuva 0
and then you sqweezed right? led into a hot steamy scene that ended up with you getting the promotion :) Gotta find ways to get "ahead" in these bad times ;)
aback 5
Brightened his day, at least.
Dante167 0
Haha I know right! It looks like someones getting a promotion! ;-)
loooooooooool_fml 1
Seems like he will call you to have a "private" conversation with him in due time.
Imawhalerider 0
well now you can say that you had your boss by the balls.
flemoboy 0
LMAO
birds_fml 7
Wow, this is way worse than the time I was trying to use my friend as a shield from her dog, and I accidentally grabbed her boob.
BadOwner 0
Sort of thing happened 2 me. when my mom was pregnant, i thought it would be appropriate to feel her stomach. Instead, I grabbed MY MOMS BREAST!
swooshq 0
sexual harassment!...hehe
Kiwi_Splash 0
Someone won't be getting promoted anytime soon...
Polionixon 2
you mean will :P