Today, I went to go give my boss a high five for a job well done. I missed his hand and accidentally slapped his ass on the way down. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
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Today, at work, I was walking to the back office, and I didn't know my manager was following me. After I walked through the door, without looking, I reached behind me to close it. Instead of grabbing the door handle, I got a handful of his crotch. FML
Today, I met my new boss and went for a confident handshake. Somehow, we both missed completely and ended up awkwardly grabbing each other’s thumbs. Neither of us corrected it, so we just shook hands like we were in a masonic lodge. FML
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Snazaza 0
what kind of position was he in for you to give him a high five and you slap his butt?
anniesaysbueno 0
haha "accidentally" sure that's what they all say. don't be surprised if he calls you into his office later for a "private meeting"
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Comments (110)
HAHAHSUCKS4YOU 0
How the hell do u manage that?!
yaktazuki 0
How do you know that your boss didn't like it?
Roxas_fml 0
How could you go from up high to down low and not realize it?
CyclonePsycho 1
I think you just made a pun there without realizing it...
kaytwiztid 0
and manage to smack the guys ass...how in the he'll do you do tht from a HIGH five
futureflow 0
how did you do that??
yayclaire 1
It's pretty easy to understand. 1. She's facing her boss 2. She gives him a high five 3. As they passed each other she swung her arm down and hit his butt because they are facing different directions. This happens to people all the time. Hope that helped
atnikolov85 0
Nope, wrong, it doesn't happen to ppl all the time. As a matter of fact it almost never happens. You and the OP are definitely high-fiving wrong :)
TheLetterZero 7
I'm guessing the only way this could happen is if your boss was slanting sideways and his hand was directly above his butt, but still, that's a fail right there.
SusanaSaysRawrxD 0
How did that happen? O_o He had to be standing awkwardly for you to get his butt...were you facing his back?
e11e 0
Hahaha I want to know what happened after that
DangerousBabee 0
There are 2 things wrong with this. 1.a high five is done INFRONT not BEHIND of someone. and 2. You should have been INFRONT of him so if you did hit him, it would be in his unmentionable. ;P
yayclaire 1
She was facing her boss. They high five. As they pass each other she smacks his butt as her hand is coming down.
untoldfame 3
better than a misplaced low five. you coulda smacked his "jewels". lol
sharkshaveteeth 0
Can we say awkward? Hopefully you have a cool boss!