Today, I went to a zoo that had a gorilla in a cage. I walked up, and the gorilla stopped what he was doing, looked me in the eyes, and started jacking off. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to a zoo that had a gorilla in a cage. I walked up, and the gorilla stopped what he was doing, looked me in the eyes, and started jacking off. FML
Today, I was walking at a section of the zoo where you are in the cage, and the monkeys are climbing outside of the cage. I was having a great time until I looked up and one of the monkeys urinated all over my face. Not only did everyone see, but there was no way for me to shower for six hours. FML
Today, I walked in on my dad introducing his stuffed gorilla to his cat. FML
Today, while at the zoo with my boyfriend, he pointed at the howling gorillas and shouted over to me: "Hah! That's what you sound like in bed!" FML
Today, I went to park with a guy I've been infatuated for a long time. We got into his car and found a lovely lonely spot. Then he started talking about kinks, and I noticed that he had a gorilla suit in the back. FML
Today, I went to the zoo to see all of my favorite animals. When I got there, I realized they must've all been on strike or something, and refused to come out of their enclosures. FML
Today, I took my brother and nieces to the zoo. Two of the lions at the exhibit were mating, so I said, "They're playing leap-frog." My 4-year-old niece said, "Looks like they're fucking to me." FML
Today, I was punched in the balls by a monkey. FML
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend humping my stuffed rabbit. I thought he was trying to be funny until I saw that he had an erection. FML
Today, I walked in on my roommate whacking off to clown porn. FML
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djaeb2001 3
u must be hot!!!!!
cookiesofchaos 0
pics or... nevermind.
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Comments (336)
cocky 0
lucky you. :)
eraintimexD 0
either ur really hot, or ur so ugly the gorilla remembered his wife (better yet, "baby mama").
paravoz 30
so... did he finish?
musicman226 0
This is bull and if all you can turn on is a gorilla that is freaking sad
Nick_1993 2
haha thats funny as hell. oh and for all the people saying "you must be way hot" the original poster could be a guy...
Psiren 0
YUUUUUUMMMM
Perchick 6
This is a Gorilla....Why so sad?
jadeeeeeee 0
hahaha whatever
Fishfanatic 7
For those who think gorillas and other apes do not ********** or have casual sex, you are actually wrong, they are well known for doing so, and Bonobo apes ( as well as Dolphins in fact) are one of the few species on earth aside from ourselves, that have sex for pleasure as well as reproduction, and also engage in same sex- sexual activity.
purple_zebras_ 0
ok this is hilarious!!!