Today, I was in the shower having a little fun with the detachable shower head. I didn’t know anyone else was home until I heard a toilet flush and scalding hot water flooded my cooch. I think I need to go to the ER, but I’m too embarrassed to ask for a ride there. I can’t walk or sit properly. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was enjoying some "alone time" with the detachable shower head when someone flushed the toilet, causing the cold water to run out and badly scald my genitals. It hurts to walk. FML
Today, yet again, I was getting intimate with my shower head. Some complete genius decided to flush the toilet downstairs halfway through, which sent scalding-hot water all up in my privates. I've yet to find a comfortable sitting position. FML
Today, I was taking a warm shower when someone in my house flushed the toilet, making the shower extremely hot. In my rush to get out so I wouldn't get burned, I slipped and knocked a tooth out. FML
Today, while in the shower, I heard my phone buzz. Expecting an important text, I leaned out to check it. I slipped, hit my head on the sink, and ended up stuck in the most awkward position possible with one leg in the shower and the other out. My roommate had to rescue me. FML
Today, I took my first shower in weeks after having had spinal surgery. My sister flushed a toilet. I couldn't reach the nozzle or my cane to get off the shower bench, and all I could do was sit there as scalding hot water sprayed all over me. FML
Today, I was taking a shower for the first time in my new apartment. The shower head broke off the wall and slammed onto my head, while spraying water everywhere. I tried to stop the water, but only stopped the cold and got burnt by the hot. FML
Today, I was taking a shower, facing away from the faucet, when I dropped the soap. When I bent over to pick up the soap, my sister flushed a toilet in the next room, causing hot water to scorch my anus. I got made my shower's bitch, FML
Today, I was in pain due to overdoing it at the gym yesterday, so I thought a hot shower might help. Not only was there no hot water because of my sister's hour long showers, but I slipped getting out and hit my head. Now the pain is worse. FML
Today, I was using a public restroom when the automatic toilet flushed prematurely. The sudden gush of water startled me so much that I jumped up and slipped, hitting my head on the stall door. A concerned stranger had to help me up. FML
Today, I was taking the biggest shit of my life. When I worked the thing out, it hit the water with such force that I got a toilet water enema from the backwash. I was so freaked out that I screamed and fell off the seat, prompting my husband to rush in to see what was wrong. FML
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Top comments
rnroy1995 12
Bro dont be embarrassed to go get help. there could be damage done depending on how hot the water was, but if you dont want to go use some aloe juices on the burned area. If its blistering then please go to the ER.
whatev71 5
you should definitely go to ER or urgent care you don't want severe burns down there
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rnroy1995 12
Bro dont be embarrassed to go get help. there could be damage done depending on how hot the water was, but if you dont want to go use some aloe juices on the burned area. If its blistering then please go to the ER.
whatev71 5
you should definitely go to ER or urgent care you don't want severe burns down there
RichardPencil 32
Just stay home and put some horseradish sauce on that hot roast beef. You'll be delicious.
bloopaloop 27
😂
tounces7 28
Damn how freaking old is your house? Pretty much any shower valve built in the last few decades have an anti-scald valve that prevents this.
BurnInDemonFire 39
What the hell? I hope you went to the ER after all! You didn't need to admit you were getting off, just that you were rinsing, and the timing was really bad.
malicemassacre 18
That’s hot
princess_stabitty 20
Go to the ER. I think this is one of the least shocking things the doctors there see during their shifts.
Brightside86 31
It would be more embarrassing to need treatment and not get it due to being worried about being embarrassed.
J15237 25
That is just horrible. Your family member should have been aware you were in the shower.