Today, my boyfriend still won't get a job, because he's convinced he's going to make millions inventing and selling carbonated ketchup. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend decided that he didn't need a real job. He wants to sell pot for a living. Or hang drywall. He can't decide. FML
Today, my boyfriend has been unemployed for over six months. He has applied EVERYWHERE with no luck, but he also has the opportunity to start his own business. Instead, he just spends his time sitting in front of the TV all day long. I'm starting to believe he is not a driven man, and I hate that. FML
Today, my boss still won't believe in climate change, and won't do anything to reduce our carbon footprint. FML
Today, my boyfriend suggested that we become "drug dealers" because I'm a chemistry student and he's seen a few episodes of Breaking Bad. FML
Today, as I was leaving home for my mall kiosk job, my dad asked me where I was off to. When I said I was going to work, he tossed an empty beer bottle to the floor, belched, and said "Bah! Get a REAL job!" He's unemployed and living in my apartment. FML
Today, my boyfriend finally got a job. As a clown. FML
Today, my husband insists he'll be able to make a career out of playing League of Legends. He says this with only $4 in our bank account because of his last brilliant career move. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were talking about what we want to be when we grow up. He said he wanted to be a bartender, and single. FML
Today, my fiancé and I had a fight over household expenses. He's never had a job in his life, but this didn't stop him demanding that I get another full-time job to pay for video games and beer. FML
Today, my boyfriend's 16-year-old daughter got a job. I'm 29, have a Master’s degree in chemistry and I'm still unemployed. FML
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geekpower_fml 28
Maybe try talking him into getting a job so he can save money up from that to get a better loan for the ketchup thing? We both know it'll never happen but hey, whatever works.
dBLIZZARD 20
I'd buy that tbh
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dBLIZZARD 20
I'd buy that tbh
Murilirum 23
Now I'm curious. I'd at least buy it once. That's for sure.
supr_sexy 9
foamy red thing coming out of bottle....YUCK!!!
JpTheGreat23 19
In the comments policy it does forbid text language. Just thought I would let everyone know.
killmenow03 21
#50 So TBH isn't okay but using OP is?
Adeptus_Astartes 22
That's the first time I've ever seen a moderated comment with positive votes.
zzctdi 3
Sounds like it could be good.... but I think maybe he needs to put down the bong and get a day job to go along with it.
ETA211 6
Carbonated ketchup... Sounds pretty lit.
CheekyRaccoon 27
It'd say, it's pretty saucy.
crudeandrudeguy 29
Way to give away his idea
Aerobic_Exorcism 13
For when you want to look fancy eating your burgers and fries.
katydid91 31
Ketchup flavored champagne is real fancy eating.
syki 22
You'll be waiting a long while for him to catch up to reality.
gabimk23 13
ketchup to*
FalloutScrolls 25
catsup to
picax8398 12
Get out
geekpower_fml 28
Maybe try talking him into getting a job so he can save money up from that to get a better loan for the ketchup thing? We both know it'll never happen but hey, whatever works.
eski2015 22
How do you know?
Eliiara 11
Been there, and I can imagine how frustrating and exhausting that is for you. He sounds like a man child. Try to talk with him. Sorry op
RayN156325 21
Who knows, maybe he will invent it, but until he does, you should probably tell him to get a job
JayRod17 12
You just handed out his million dollar idea!
MandieL 27
Hopefully he already put a patent on it
wolf12king 12
It just a small loan
Brandi_Faith 34
I bet he'd be furious if he knew she told everyone his idea.
Mylehz 13
I appreciate normal ketchup, I'm good
JKPwnage 27
People appreciated normal phones before cell phones were invented
Leauge 13
I feel bad for who cleans his messes up.