Today, I went to a zoo that had a gorilla in a cage. I walked up, and the gorilla stopped what he was doing, looked me in the eyes, and started jacking off. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to a zoo that had a gorilla in a cage. I walked up, and the gorilla stopped what he was doing, looked me in the eyes, and started jacking off. FML
Today, I was walking at a section of the zoo where you are in the cage, and the monkeys are climbing outside of the cage. I was having a great time until I looked up and one of the monkeys urinated all over my face. Not only did everyone see, but there was no way for me to shower for six hours. FML
Today, I walked in on my dad introducing his stuffed gorilla to his cat. FML
Today, while at the zoo with my boyfriend, he pointed at the howling gorillas and shouted over to me: "Hah! That's what you sound like in bed!" FML
Today, I went to park with a guy I've been infatuated for a long time. We got into his car and found a lovely lonely spot. Then he started talking about kinks, and I noticed that he had a gorilla suit in the back. FML
Today, I went to the zoo to see all of my favorite animals. When I got there, I realized they must've all been on strike or something, and refused to come out of their enclosures. FML
Today, I took my brother and nieces to the zoo. Two of the lions at the exhibit were mating, so I said, "They're playing leap-frog." My 4-year-old niece said, "Looks like they're fucking to me." FML
Today, I was punched in the balls by a monkey. FML
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend humping my stuffed rabbit. I thought he was trying to be funny until I saw that he had an erection. FML
Today, I walked in on my roommate whacking off to clown porn. FML
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djaeb2001 3
u must be hot!!!!!
cookiesofchaos 0
pics or... nevermind.
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Comments (336)
Jest_fml 0
To be fairly honest, it would be almost impossible to have sex with a gorilla as a human, considering they have an average penis size of 1.5 inches. That while the regular man has one four times that size.
alana_91 0
EPIC WIN!!!
emptyxsmoke 0
that's an honor lol
nikkired 0
Was it big and what did it look like ?
HomeAl0ne 20
Like someone said above, then have tiny penises. And small testicles too. So if you see one jerking off while humming "I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts.." it is lying.
ERich331 3
how is this an FML? I'd say funny story.
Miss_gord 0
omj that is soooo flippen hilarious,
frayster 2
as nasty as it sounds ur his animal pornography
crystaltwylyght 0
sounds like a compliment to me. i mean, he even looked you in the eyes, which almost no human man would do. he was trying to connect with you more than sexually
nerdsgetmehot 23
On the bright side, you're apparently so attractive that even gorillas notice. Doesn't sound like a bad thing to me!
chicknugget5 4
haha they are the same species as bous