Today, I went to the zoo to see all of my favorite animals. When I got there, I realized they must've all been on strike or something, and refused to come out of their enclosures. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I spent my entire day building various zoos in Zoo Tycoon, and then releasing all of the animals to see them chase people. FML
Today, I was walking at a section of the zoo where you are in the cage, and the monkeys are climbing outside of the cage. I was having a great time until I looked up and one of the monkeys urinated all over my face. Not only did everyone see, but there was no way for me to shower for six hours. FML
Today, I learned not to get a job as an elephant keeper at the zoo when the water at home is out for a week for renovations. FML
Today, I had my first ever shift at the zoo. My job is to explain the characteristics and habits of various animals to the visitors. A five-year-old outsmarted me while I was talking about lions. FML
Today, I ran full speed into a brick wall because I saw a tiger. On the other side of a zoo cage. FML
Today, I went to the circus with my family. When we were looking at the animals during the break, an elephant took my purse with his trunk and ate it. It crushed my cellphone, camera, keys and wallet. After that, the circus director yelled at me for feeding poisonous stuff to his elephant. FML
Today, I was let go from my balloon-selling job at the zoo. They put a new monkey cage in my designated spot. I was literally fired so a monkey could take my place. FML
Today, I got bitch-slapped by a walrus at Sea Life Park. FML
Today, I led a class of grade-two pupils on an excursion to the zoo. When we went to see the lions I was put in a position where I had to explain to seven and eight year olds why one lion was "bouncing" on top of the other one. FML
Today, I was volunteering at a zoo event for special needs kids. My job was to dress up in a kangaroo costume and greet the kids. One kid came up and said, "You're not real!" and kicked me in the nuts. FML
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RichardPencil 32
You should have scaled the fence and gone to see them in their hidey-holes. Nothing bad could possibly happen. You paid to see animals -- you deserve to see animals!!
Chazzster 32
I used to live in San Diego - The zoo (in San Diego) and the wild animal park (in Escondido) are first class zoos. But when the weather is colder or rainy many of the animals native to warmer climates tend to stay in their sheltered areas and are less active. Pay attention to the weather, it influences the animals.
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RichardPencil 32
You should have scaled the fence and gone to see them in their hidey-holes. Nothing bad could possibly happen. You paid to see animals -- you deserve to see animals!!
Chazzster 32
I used to live in San Diego - The zoo (in San Diego) and the wild animal park (in Escondido) are first class zoos. But when the weather is colder or rainy many of the animals native to warmer climates tend to stay in their sheltered areas and are less active. Pay attention to the weather, it influences the animals.