Today, I went to a zoo that had a gorilla in a cage. I walked up, and the gorilla stopped what he was doing, looked me in the eyes, and started jacking off. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to a zoo that had a gorilla in a cage. I walked up, and the gorilla stopped what he was doing, looked me in the eyes, and started jacking off. FML
Today, I was walking at a section of the zoo where you are in the cage, and the monkeys are climbing outside of the cage. I was having a great time until I looked up and one of the monkeys urinated all over my face. Not only did everyone see, but there was no way for me to shower for six hours. FML
Today, I walked in on my dad introducing his stuffed gorilla to his cat. FML
Today, while at the zoo with my boyfriend, he pointed at the howling gorillas and shouted over to me: "Hah! That's what you sound like in bed!" FML
Today, I went to park with a guy I've been infatuated for a long time. We got into his car and found a lovely lonely spot. Then he started talking about kinks, and I noticed that he had a gorilla suit in the back. FML
Today, I went to the zoo to see all of my favorite animals. When I got there, I realized they must've all been on strike or something, and refused to come out of their enclosures. FML
Today, I took my brother and nieces to the zoo. Two of the lions at the exhibit were mating, so I said, "They're playing leap-frog." My 4-year-old niece said, "Looks like they're fucking to me." FML
Today, I was punched in the balls by a monkey. FML
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend humping my stuffed rabbit. I thought he was trying to be funny until I saw that he had an erection. FML
Today, I walked in on my roommate whacking off to clown porn. FML
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djaeb2001 3
u must be hot!!!!!
cookiesofchaos 0
pics or... nevermind.
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Comments (336)
xDannyVx 0
Ahahah thts what ya do when ur parents walk in on ya jerkin it, look em in the eye and finish like a beast
nuts_in_your_fac 1
Hot Monkey Love.
askantik 4
FYL? More like **** that poor gorilla's life because he has to spend his entire life in a cage being stared at by people who think that they're learning about wild animals by going to the zoo. I guess it never occurs to them that sociologists don't study prison populations when they want to learn about humans in general, or that it's cruel to imprison animals merely for our pleasure. Go on a hike or at least visit a sanctuary instead that is rehabilitating animals to be re-released or taking care of animals that can't be re-released.
RaiderFan4Life 0
LMFAO!!!!
BreezyEffBabehh 0
WhatThe Hell ?!
Tarvo1 0
What it wants, you've got! If you just figure out what causes humans to spontaneously fap to you, you've mastered life.
arcadelegend 0
Consider the opposite situation. if he was jerking it, stopped, looked you in the eyes, and put it away, what does that say? you aren't attractive enough for a gorilla. Take it as a compliment. LOL
blondie105 0
u must look like a gorilla....
BoneThugBaby 0
lmao why didnt u help him out!!?!? i know would lmao jk
kriptx30 0
there are **** stars who can't even say that happened to them. I'd have my head up high and bragging that to everyone I meet!