Today, I went shopping with my new "It's true, I'm a Ninja" shirt on. Suddenly an apple comes and hits me right in the eye. A little boy runs up to me, yells "You aren't a Ninja! A Ninja would have caught that!", and runs off. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, at my job as a waitress, I fell, landed on my ass, managing not to spill the drinks or drop the food in my hands. A little boy yelled, "NINJA WAITRESS!" Everyone at work has been calling me that all day, and purposely been trying to trip me to see if I could do it again. FML
Today, I was robbed by a guy wearing a ninja turtle costume. FML
Today, I saw two kids having a fistfight in the street. I ran over to stop them, and one ended up hitting me in the eye. I now have a black eye over what turned out to have been a fight over who was going to get the last slice of pizza. FML
Today, a friend and I were walking around a festival when out of nowhere a giant bug hit me in the face. I went into instant ninja mode, screaming and flailing. When I stopped, I realized it was just a leaf and everyone was staring at me. FML
Today, I was wearing a black shirt, black pants, and a black beanie at a grocery store. I came around a corner, bumped into a woman and she screamed, "Murderer." I was immediately thrown out. FML
Today, while walking through the park, a little boy came running up to me and hit me in the nuts with a stick. I fell on the ground and looked up just in time to see his mom giving him the thumbs up with a smile on her face. FML
Today, I was eating an apple in class. When I went to take a big bite, my teeth went right through the apple, causing me to scrape the apple right up my face. My nose then started to bleed. I'm now known as the girl who punched herself in the face with an apple. FML
Today, I was jogging with my shirt off, feeling confident and athletic. A car slowed down next to me. I expected a compliment, but instead, a kid leaned out the window and yelled, “Put it back on, Shrek!” FML
Today, I was in a store when a child looked at me and said to his mother "look at that tall man!" His mother replied "he's an evil giant isn't he, darling?" I then mimed being an evil giant to make the kid laugh. His mother slapped me. FML
Today, I was working the register at a local grocery store. A kid about 5 years old was having trouble zipping his jacket. I reached out to help him and he started screaming "No bad touch bad touch!" and kicked me in the knee. Everyone looked. FML
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marinus_fml 20
You deserve it for thinking you're a ninja!
HeroOfWar 0
Ydi, the kid was right.
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Comments (202)
friday170 0
did he get hit with a apple?
thewife5 19
you deserve for wearing a tshirt with a stupid saying..
LOLSWAT 0
kill him in his sleep, like a ninja would have
itisme_fml 9
Evidently, here is a kid who needs some lessons on behavior from his parents. I love kids, but I’d be pretty annoyed at someone throwing an apple at me. It is plain rude, and could have caused worse injuries (like hitting the glasses that someone is wearing or something like that). What someone wears is totally up to them. I hope the parents told him that it is not the right thing to do, and not just think that YDI or it is adorable like lot of the commentators here.
gingermaria10 0
HAHAHAHAHA! loser.
munkee_6669 0
That "I'm a ninja" shit is so old YDI for not wearing an awesome camel or alpaca based shirt.
L_M_L_10 0
Omg this is HILARIOUS! That is definately something my son would've done if he saw you! bahaha
amanda_cc 3
WIN
ckturn 0
that's what you get for not being a ninja...
StephWALKER 17
lol