Today, at my job as a waitress, I fell, landed on my ass, managing not to spill the drinks or drop the food in my hands. A little boy yelled, "NINJA WAITRESS!" Everyone at work has been calling me that all day, and purposely been trying to trip me to see if I could do it again. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, as a restaurant hostess, I fell into the fountain at work while carrying a high chair in front of several large parties, who all promptly laughed at me. We were so busy, I had to stay and finish my shift soaking wet. FML
Today, at my new job waitressing, I walked into a glass door at full speed while carrying a tray of drinks. Not only did I spill everything, but I also left a weird make up face print on the glass for everyone to laugh at. FML
Today, I went to a Japanese restaurant. While the chef was throwing food at us, I was getting ready for my turn. He tossed a piece of broccoli at me, I leaned back to catch it, completely falling off my chair. I knocked everything over and had the packed restaurant laughing at me. FML
Today, at work, I tripped and fell face-first into a food display. As I picked myself up, totally humiliated, I tripped again and fell right back into it, earning a bunch of pitying looks from nearby customers. FML
Today, at lunch I was running to my group's table with my friend. She accidentally tripped me, and I slid across the café floor face first on my belly. The whole cafeteria was silent. They then broke out in hysterics when the head janitor ran up to me and yelled 'SAFE!' like a baseball umpire. FML
Today, during my lunch break, I sat on the manager's chair. As I sat down, I heard a snapping sound and I ended up on the floor. Everyone now calls me "the lumpy girl" who broke the manager's chair. FML
Today, I started my first day as a waitress. After getting my ass slapped, drinks and food spilled over me, and being tripped by a bratty kid, my tips were stolen. FML
Today, I went shopping with my new "It's true, I'm a Ninja" shirt on. Suddenly an apple comes and hits me right in the eye. A little boy runs up to me, yells "You aren't a Ninja! A Ninja would have caught that!", and runs off. FML
Today, I was feeling sick but went into my waitressing job because I'd already missed 3 days this week. I was dizzy and managed to spill a tray of drinks all over the customers. Then, when their food was done, I tripped and spilled hot chili all over the man's lap. FML
Today, I went into a cafe only to be greeted by a young boy who pulled down my leggings in line. Everyone got a look at my pink Hello Kitty panties with white frilly trimming before scrambling to pick them up. In the process, I banged my head on the counter, and fell on the floor, unconscious, pants still down. FML
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tayza249 20
Ninja waitress ftw! :)
LennyComa 39
That is the best nickname ever...
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tayza249 20
Ninja waitress ftw! :)
DynamicDave 11
That's f***ing awesome! I would have loved to see that. Besides, now you have a badass nickname... Your life is glorious.
kaprookie 3
Of course OP can't admit to it, what sort of ninja would be like "Yeah I'm a ninja". A stupid one thats what. They will get ninja killed, by an anti-ninja.
leadman1989 16
Anti-ninja?... Chuck Norris?
123amanda123 14
that would have been amazing to see :p
raydaly 5
bloody amazing skills
CondomSense 4
This isn't an FML! This is a protein milkshake, low-carb intake, title at stake!
MfailK 0
I love heartwarming FML stories.
Tali147 16
Congratulations grasshopper, you are ready.
urdirtyolduncle 15
Would you happen to be Sookie Stackhouse by any chance?
Naitsi 19
so true
PremierWu1 7
17 - she not only has a badass nickname now, but probably also a bad ass.
IDontKnow10101 14
the YDI option seems like a good thing in this scenario
IDontKnow10101 14
the YDI option seems like a good thing in this scenario
katt_is_here 24
If it wasn't for the assholes trying to trip you, this would be a total win.
kbtoyz69 9
just Cary a ninja sword now and kill anyone daring enough to try and trip you
thatssomeBS 9
OP, You totally deserved it. Which, for the first time ever, is a good thing.
5232jada 4
89-My last name is stackhouse... No lie. FTW
FYLDeep 26
Sounds more like Spiderman than a ninja.
FYLDeep 26
It's okay, I accept it. I know people still haven't forgiven Spidey for that shitty 3rd movie.
boofgall 16
I love all the spiderman movies ^^ the first was definitely the best though.
arkid24 1
Yeah. Couldve been better, but the reference was good. Thumbs up
TeamDazu 5
Lets help out number 2 with his comment. It's a great reference!!!
LennyComa 39
That is the best nickname ever...
m0tl3ycru3 0
Customer:I need a bill Waitress:check your front pocket
thisisafunnyname 12
Customer *puts hands in pockets*: Shit I left my wallet in the car Ninja waitress: Whoa, you have a lot of credit cards
obamathellama 0
Front pocket?
raghavfyl 0
ninja waitress is a cool name...
butterz1839 3
Love it when that happens
nivek2120 8
How often does "that" happen?
ChaosAngel17 14
It's more common than you think.
ShazzRandom 7
Thats awesome!! Except the trying to be tripped again :/ but a true ninja keeps guard and uses abilities wen need be
cutiepie343 7
How is this a FML? You're a fricken NINJA WAITRESS. That's awesome!
bballsoccerrocks 7
Amazing name
BlAzEtHiS 0
That's really unsafe. You or someone around you could get seriously hurt. Not cool, not cool at all.
FluffyBeard 0
Party pooper.
Michael_92 20
Your saying that like she had a choice?
cosmosis 12
Oh great the fun police is out in full force. GTFO officer!
nivek2120 8
Miss Cleaver, I think the beaver will be just fine.
DontForgetMe4 0
hey, at least they can't blame you if you fall because someone purposely tripped you.