Today, after five long years of having been together, my boyfriend told me that he wanted to take our relationship to the "next level". We now have a Sims relationship. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend and I reached that point in our relationship where just a simple phone conversation was too boring. His idea to spice things up? Playing Minecraft together. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend of three years that I wanted to get married and have a child within the next five years. He responded by packing up my things and showing me the door. FML
Today, my boyfriend said that we can "maybe have sleepovers" at his house when he FINALLY moves out. He's 24, and we've been dating for 6 years. FML
Today, my boyfriend of several years, and father of our one-year-old child, finally proposed. He was making idle conversation from twenty feet away and casually said, "By the way, you wanna get hitched?" This is as romantic as my life will ever get. Yay. FML
Today, my husband of ten years was playing the Sims. I asked him about the house he built. Apparently, it was his dream house, and he recreated himself as a Sim so he could live in it. Then I asked him where the wife was. There was no wife. It was his happy place. FML
Today, my boyfriend of six months said he wanted to take our relationship one step further. I thought he was going to ask me to move in. He meant he wanted to fart in front of me. FML
Today, after five years of dating, my boyfriend finally proposed to me. The words "just think of the tax breaks" were uttered. FML
Today, I heard my girlfriend refer to me as her “boyfriend for now”, as in the guy she strings along until she meets the guy she loves and wants to marry. We’ve been together for two years and rent a flat together. FML
Today, my boyfriend of a year told me he is at the point in his life where he is ready to start a family, get married and have a baby. He also casually stated that he wished he could meet someone he could see himself settling down with. FML
Today, not only can I not get a real boyfriend, I can't even get one on the Sims. FML
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IronBrig4 3
Okay, you can do a Sims relationship. Just give him a friendly hug first, then a romantic hug. Spend a day or two increasing your relationship level by telling him jokes or flirting. You can woohoo with him by the end of the second day. :-)
chiddy_bang71 0
Awe! He loves you!
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chiddy_bang71 0
Awe! He loves you!
naughtia 14
Are your sims engaged at least? What more could a girl ask for?
EvilPotato 15
Omg I can't believe OP's boyfriend went there, that's a pretty big step, and/or level.
margie2194 12
Oh yeah baby the sims is where it's at... I guess your avatar is just more flexible and attractive than you OP.
CatEyes66 0
Whoa, you two sound serious. I'm not ready for that next step in my relationship. My sims is dating another man right now.
DropTheDaggerxx 31
That's hardcore, bro. If only real life relationships were the same as Sims ones. Tickle them a few times, talk about the weather and bam! They're in love with you. And when you're sick of the relationship, let them swim in a pool without a ladder.
KickItHigh 32
#27 Sims are just called Sims, not avatars. -.-
chell1894 13
There's something creepy about people spending their free time creating a virtual life
Keyman1212 14
They just make Whoopie all the time, cool your **** guys.
tygerarmy 35
Just have your Sims get married and have kids, then say we should catch up. Or just Woman up and ask him yourself.
jpest17 5
Why can't people rake a joke?
chiddy_bang71 0
Sorry I didn't rake a joke. I was to busy taking it.
MrShizzBear 0
when Is the eWedding? :)
LiyIa_fml 8
Time to gossip to other sims!
iliketwertles 2
Thats ******* awesome!
IronBrig4 3
Okay, you can do a Sims relationship. Just give him a friendly hug first, then a romantic hug. Spend a day or two increasing your relationship level by telling him jokes or flirting. You can woohoo with him by the end of the second day. :-)
TorontoChik 0
Or use cheats...it's faster! :D
NuTrees 9
Psh I can get two sims a woo-hooin by the end of day one. No cheats. Cheats are for pony huggers.
StoryOfTheYear 15
I'll stick to Call of Duty.
deadroad 5
Sims is a complete sifferent game to call of duty
Wdgames 0
Call of Duty is a completely different genre, you can't compare them. Its like comparing Mario and Duke Nukem: Time To Kill. You just can't compare them.
MagicallyFat 12
Wow you should probably leave him or tell him you plan on doing so if he doesn't take the relationship further
slushpup9696 12
Clearly this is the most logical solution.
rexgar2000 10
I remember when my wife had a secret sims life with me being her husband when we were just dating, it felt nice actually
yamatelle 19
Sim(ply) think about it. Living together will save you some Simoleons.
yousodi 10
Looool
Xx_Dakota_xX 1
LOL OP
crazychick1269 7
Show him what your going to do in real life... delete the account (relationship)
nubx 0
Oh look, a 12 year old giving out relationship advice.
slushpup9696 12
Look at the 12 year old, now back to me. Back to the 12 year old, back to me. The 12 year old is actually 15. Anything is possible when you check their profile and not make a guess based on their picture. I'm on a newspaper.
tygerarmy 35
Ok so a fifteen year old or two giving out relationship advice. Same thing as a 12 year old. The OP's relationship is a third of #6's life. Her advice of delete the relationship was only missing and 'lol' being used as a period. Wait don't tell me. I'm wrong because you're not 15, you're 16..
crazychick1269 7
I'm 15 and for all you assholes out there getting pissed of at me my dad has divorced 3 woman and my mom has remarried 2 times so I think I'd know a little bit about when relationships are over
crazychick1269 7
I'm 15
angelbabyg1994 0
You look 12. Haha What if the OP is like in their 20s, you know nothing about relationships, probably because you haven't had one. :)
SorrowFull 8
Find a way to kill his sims character. Then tell him life will imitate art, if he doesn't take the relationship seriously.
shumian 4
Awwwe dash saw shweet (kissy smoochies noises)
CryMoreFMLs 15
Too many W's, not enough manliness.
Saltime 0
Let's man that up then! "That's ******* awesome, bro. *Drinks Beer*."
ThatLooksSticky 16
Futurama reference! Now gimme some candy hearts. :)
Brooding99 15
Wow, if you stay with the tool... YDI will have a new meaning for me OP. There's a door somewhere, you should leave through it.
jayejayejaye122 3
very serious relationship u got there
lena6310 0
Wow. So maybe it's time for you two to have a talk...