Today, I went out on my first date in 2 months. My sister and her friends were also at the same restaurant we went to. I decided to ignore them but they didn't. As a joke, they though it would be funny if her friend came up and said, "I had fun last night, we should do it again". My date left. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went on my first date in over a year, and my best friend popped up at the restaurant uninvited. To make it worse, she pulled up a chair right in between us and started an argument with the bartender. FML
Today, I went on a blind date, even though the whole concept freaks me out a bit. My date showed up with his sister, who sat at our table and critiqued everything we did, from how I chewed my food, to the way we nervously laughed. He hardly said a word the whole time. FML
Today, I went out for coffee with my sister and my crush. I spent the majority of the date flirting with my crush, and when he dropped us off at home, I told him I had fun on our date. He looked at me surprised and said he'd thought I'd tagged along on his date with my sister. FML
Today, my date unexpectedly brought her friend to dinner with us. They seemed bored of me after ten minutes and left me out of their conversation for the rest of the night. Oh, and they made me pay for both of them. FML
Today, I went on a date with a girl my friend set me up with. I thought we got along great, until after dessert, when I asked if she'd be interested in doing this again. She just said, "Nahhh" then got up and casually left, stiffing me on the bill. FML
Today, I wanted to be alone for once, so I went out for dinner, planning to go to the cinema afterwards. My sister ambushed me at the restaurant because she’d heard I was stressed out and wanted to be alone, so she thought she should keep me company while I was alone to make me feel better. FML
Today, while shopping with my sister, she asked me to wait for her while she quickly said hello to a friend. I sat on a bench for an hour before I realised she wasn't coming back. Turns out, "Hello" had turned into a date. FML
Today, I was eating lunch on my first date with a really pretty girl, when my ex shows up at the same restaurant and starts telling her how bad of a boyfriend I was. My date left. FML
Today, I was at lunch with my girlfriend. The waitress came up and asked for her number, then asked if she had a significant other. I laughed as my girlfriend gave the waitress her number. They're going on a date, tonight. FML
Today, after not dating for 2 years, I went out on 2 dates. I got stood up both times. FML
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Top comments
DeathShad0 1
What an ass thing to do.
SettoFail 9
That is ****** up your sisiters a bitch.
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Comments (107)
J0yce 0
Wow your sister's friend must be really immature cause I would've beaten the crap out of her.
gildedmuse 0
Are you suggesting that the fact that you would beat her up is somehow the root cause of her immaturity or has strange sentence structure now replaced typos and acronyms as "internet writing habits most likely to annoy students of English"?
Sinisin2010 0
I would have had sex with the sisters friend!
viper63 0
#83 idk what the he'll you just said a bunch of random stuff but I agree with the other comment do the sisters friend >:)
evan28 0
haha. sucks for you. I bet you're gay anyway... so don't worry about it.
Beagle96 0
wow thats really immature. I feel for you op. I would so angry
Lakers4 0
wow. tht is one ****** up sister you got!!!
revbeast 0
that issuch an asshole thing to do. I would so smash her face in glass
TheDaveCA 1
So your date left because you're not a virgin?
julieee015 0
Hahaha I would hella do that to my brother.
julieee015 0
I honestly don't get it at all. ?
qazqwer313 0
This dude finally got a date after 2 months and his sisters friend came up and said last night was fun (implying they had sex) and his date (angrily) left him leaving him dateless again.
antigravity 0
u need to kill ur sister
RAMBabyyy 0
Wow, FYL for having a stupid bitch of a sister.