Today, after a really bad day, I just wanted to order DoorDash. When my food came, I saw my burger had tomatoes in it, despite requesting no tomatoes. I’m deathly allergic. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I ordered a pizza with extra cheese and no tomatoes. The pizza delivery guy handed me the box, and as I opened it, I discovered that they had delivered me a pizza… with only tomatoes and no cheese. I called the pizza place to complain, but they just said, “Well, tomatoes are technically fruit, so it’s healthy.” FML
Today, I ordered sushi for dinner. When it arrived, I realized the delivery driver had given me the wrong order, a family-sized vegan lasagna. I don’t even like regular lasagna, let alone vegan lasagna. FML
Today, I ordered DoorDash to my home. I sat outside waiting for it, starving, when my husband came out, laughing at me. The DoorDasher had called, I'd accidently sent it to my work. FML
Today, I ordered lunch from DoorDash. I was surprised by how good the dish was, and went back on to rate the dish, and sent it. Without realizing, my phone autocorrected my review to “it looks the way hell tastes”. I don’t even know what I tried to say. I hope they don’t spit in my food next time. FML
Today, for the third time this month, my family ridiculed me for being picky for ordering a burger without lettuce. They know I'm allergic. FML
Today, the family I was serving had ordered calamari and when I brought out the food, they started yelling at me because apparently their daughter was allergic to it. Just why would you order it then? FML
Today, I was so excited that my favorite local spot reopened, I couldn’t wait to go there for lunch. Unfortunately, my waiter’s shirt was so caked with thick smelly cat hair, it sent me into an immediate allergy attack. Not only did I not get to eat my food, the manager refused to give me a refund. FML
Today, I ordered Chinese and told them I was allergic to eggs. I took a bite and I found some egg, quickly spat it out and took my antihistamines. When I returned with it and complained about my potential demise, they gave me a free orange to apologise. I'm allergic to oranges. FML
Today, I had to Doordash lunch, due to an important work meeting in another timezone running incredibly long. I was trying to play it cool but I was starving. Finally, I get the notification that the food had been dropped off. I looked at the picture: it was delivered to my house instead of my office. FML
Today, I ordered a Diet Coke with my meal from a fast food restaurant. Turns out, they didn't give me diet. My blood sugar spiked and I was sick for hours later. I'm a diabetic. FML
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Top comments
Regis Bent 12
That sucks. Call back the restaurant if you haven't already and tell them what happened, usually you can get a new meal sent over free
Wadlaen 24
Oh, that's bad!😮 Also, I'm wondering who pushes the 'You deserved it'-button on FMLs like this?🤔
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Comments (5)
Regis Bent 12
That sucks. Call back the restaurant if you haven't already and tell them what happened, usually you can get a new meal sent over free
Wadlaen 24
Oh, that's bad!😮 Also, I'm wondering who pushes the 'You deserved it'-button on FMLs like this?🤔
tc201002 11
I’m wondering the same thing
RichardPencil 32
Maybe if you tipped better, they wouldn't try to kill you.
alex_jaguara 33
Ah, Murica. you pay for the service while paying for the same service and employers aren't responsible to pay their workers livable wages.
sarahcroy20 12
So take them off.
Nhayaa 21
Tomatoes are juicy so it's too late, it's already all over the other ingredients.
weeping_willow 25
Oh you’re allergic to peanuts but got a pb&j sandwich? Just scrape the peanut butter off! Stupid
ghostinflames 13
I'd have to agree with weeping willow. Tomatoes leave their mark on the sandwich just like pb or jam. Best give the sandwich to someone who isn't allergic.
Shaunna Burtle 2
the tomatoes have juices that seep into everything....taking them off doesn't even work for someone who just doesn't like the taste, much less someone who is ALLERGIC
Ambrily 27
You sound like an idiot.
sarahcroy20 12
ok. I was wrong. You cannot remove the tomatoes because there would still be juice.