Today, I went out on my first date in 2 months. My sister and her friends were also at the same restaurant we went to. I decided to ignore them but they didn't. As a joke, they though it would be funny if her friend came up and said, "I had fun last night, we should do it again". My date left. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went on my first date in over a year, and my best friend popped up at the restaurant uninvited. To make it worse, she pulled up a chair right in between us and started an argument with the bartender. FML
Today, I went on a blind date, even though the whole concept freaks me out a bit. My date showed up with his sister, who sat at our table and critiqued everything we did, from how I chewed my food, to the way we nervously laughed. He hardly said a word the whole time. FML
Today, I went out for coffee with my sister and my crush. I spent the majority of the date flirting with my crush, and when he dropped us off at home, I told him I had fun on our date. He looked at me surprised and said he'd thought I'd tagged along on his date with my sister. FML
Today, my date unexpectedly brought her friend to dinner with us. They seemed bored of me after ten minutes and left me out of their conversation for the rest of the night. Oh, and they made me pay for both of them. FML
Today, I went on a date with a girl my friend set me up with. I thought we got along great, until after dessert, when I asked if she'd be interested in doing this again. She just said, "Nahhh" then got up and casually left, stiffing me on the bill. FML
Today, I wanted to be alone for once, so I went out for dinner, planning to go to the cinema afterwards. My sister ambushed me at the restaurant because she’d heard I was stressed out and wanted to be alone, so she thought she should keep me company while I was alone to make me feel better. FML
Today, while shopping with my sister, she asked me to wait for her while she quickly said hello to a friend. I sat on a bench for an hour before I realised she wasn't coming back. Turns out, "Hello" had turned into a date. FML
Today, I was eating lunch on my first date with a really pretty girl, when my ex shows up at the same restaurant and starts telling her how bad of a boyfriend I was. My date left. FML
Today, I was at lunch with my girlfriend. The waitress came up and asked for her number, then asked if she had a significant other. I laughed as my girlfriend gave the waitress her number. They're going on a date, tonight. FML
Today, after not dating for 2 years, I went out on 2 dates. I got stood up both times. FML
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DeathShad0 1
What an ass thing to do.
SettoFail 9
That is ****** up your sisiters a bitch.
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Comments (107)
blastvortex 4
Your sister's friend owes you a meal, if nothing else.
NatyBoo 0
oh dude what a bitch but ya
fllforce 0
ouch
fxdxhk90 0
The next time your sister has a date walk up to her and say " I was thinking about it, and I decided we should keep the baby", that should even the field.
xriley 0
best thing for OP is to kill the person who said that...some people just need to get of the face of the earth... they mess up ppls lifes
foodlover123 0
omg u should have slaped the **** out out of that ****** dumb ass bitch!!!!! and ur ****** bitch of a sister too!!!! here is what I would have done 1. after ur date left slap that ****** bitch 2. punch or bitch slap (ur choice) the **** out of ur dumb ass sister 3. make them pay 4 ur and their dinner or lunch 4. throw away all of ur bitch of a sister's clothes or burn them ( again ur choice)
Disco_fml 0
It's fun to act tough on the internets, ain't it?
wolfyk_fml 0
your sister and her friend are asses
Rickymonkeypants 0
Kick her ass for **** blocking you...in advance
amejicanos 0
ughhh what a bitch! I say u get her back! I just can't believe you didn't say anything before your date! Fail on ur part.
mckkayua 0
aww I'm sorry!! that majorly sucks! u have a terrible sister