Today, I went on my first date in over a year, and my best friend popped up at the restaurant uninvited. To make it worse, she pulled up a chair right in between us and started an argument with the bartender. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my date unexpectedly brought her friend to dinner with us. They seemed bored of me after ten minutes and left me out of their conversation for the rest of the night. Oh, and they made me pay for both of them. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy that I really like. At the last minute he informed me a friend would be tagging along. To keep his friend from being a third-wheel, I kept up a conversation, and managed to piss my date off. He thought I would be a better match for his friend. FML
Today, I invited my girlfriend to go eat out, hoping to put her in a really romantic mood. She decided to tell her friend, who then invited herself and another couple along. I ended up being made fifth wheel, and had to sit alone at an adjacent table. FML
Today, I went out on my first date in 2 months. My sister and her friends were also at the same restaurant we went to. I decided to ignore them but they didn't. As a joke, they though it would be funny if her friend came up and said, "I had fun last night, we should do it again". My date left. FML
Today, my date bumped into her ex-husband, who decided to join us for the rest of the dinner. FML
Today, it was my best friend's birthday party. Her boyfriend and I agreed to organize a dinner date to surprise her and celebrate. They celebrated, but forgot me until they arrived at the restaurant and saw the dinner reservation under my name. FML
Today, I went on a blind date set up by my best friend. When I got there, my "date" was my ex. My best friend knew, and she thought it would be "funny" to see how we would react. FML
Today, I went a double date with my coworker, his girlfriend, and her friend. After some drinks, her best friend stopped including me in conversations. We got back to my place and she was trying to fuck both of them, and ignored me all night. This is the third girl this happened with. FML
Today, I was eating lunch on my first date with a really pretty girl, when my ex shows up at the same restaurant and starts telling her how bad of a boyfriend I was. My date left. FML
Today, my date ditched me and showed up with another guy at the same restaurant. She even tried to take the reservation. FML
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Top comments
int15 18
I seriously think you need new friends.
RichardPencil 32
Hey, give her credit! At least she didn't steal your date from you. I know that's a low bar, but by today's standards, she qualifies for sainthood. You should have politely told her to **** off (use words other than "**** off" -- pro tip). If I were your date, I would guess her invasion was a pre-planned way to end the date because you didn't like him.
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Comments (8)
int15 18
I seriously think you need new friends.
RichardPencil 32
Hey, give her credit! At least she didn't steal your date from you. I know that's a low bar, but by today's standards, she qualifies for sainthood. You should have politely told her to **** off (use words other than "**** off" -- pro tip). If I were your date, I would guess her invasion was a pre-planned way to end the date because you didn't like him.
alycion 39
Or suggest to the date to go to a different bar and excuse yourself and leave.
Brendan Riser 3
yah get her to leave by saying get a life
AmbrosiaFan 19
This is when you walk out, sneak out, or say I'll check up with you later friend I'm on a date.
protoskore 27
you mean ex best friend, right?
DLBL 23
Was your date acquainted with your best friend? Maybe they had a signal between them, to interrupt a bad date.
scorpz 11
Your best friend is into you