Today, I went out on my first date in 2 months. My sister and her friends were also at the same restaurant we went to. I decided to ignore them but they didn't. As a joke, they though it would be funny if her friend came up and said, "I had fun last night, we should do it again". My date left. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went on my first date in over a year, and my best friend popped up at the restaurant uninvited. To make it worse, she pulled up a chair right in between us and started an argument with the bartender. FML
Today, I went on a blind date, even though the whole concept freaks me out a bit. My date showed up with his sister, who sat at our table and critiqued everything we did, from how I chewed my food, to the way we nervously laughed. He hardly said a word the whole time. FML
Today, I went out for coffee with my sister and my crush. I spent the majority of the date flirting with my crush, and when he dropped us off at home, I told him I had fun on our date. He looked at me surprised and said he'd thought I'd tagged along on his date with my sister. FML
Today, my date unexpectedly brought her friend to dinner with us. They seemed bored of me after ten minutes and left me out of their conversation for the rest of the night. Oh, and they made me pay for both of them. FML
Today, I went on a date with a girl my friend set me up with. I thought we got along great, until after dessert, when I asked if she'd be interested in doing this again. She just said, "Nahhh" then got up and casually left, stiffing me on the bill. FML
Today, I wanted to be alone for once, so I went out for dinner, planning to go to the cinema afterwards. My sister ambushed me at the restaurant because she’d heard I was stressed out and wanted to be alone, so she thought she should keep me company while I was alone to make me feel better. FML
Today, while shopping with my sister, she asked me to wait for her while she quickly said hello to a friend. I sat on a bench for an hour before I realised she wasn't coming back. Turns out, "Hello" had turned into a date. FML
Today, I was eating lunch on my first date with a really pretty girl, when my ex shows up at the same restaurant and starts telling her how bad of a boyfriend I was. My date left. FML
Today, I was at lunch with my girlfriend. The waitress came up and asked for her number, then asked if she had a significant other. I laughed as my girlfriend gave the waitress her number. They're going on a date, tonight. FML
Today, after not dating for 2 years, I went out on 2 dates. I got stood up both times. FML
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DeathShad0 1
What an ass thing to do.
SettoFail 9
That is ****** up your sisiters a bitch.
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Comments (107)
mzhonesty 0
She cockblocked you, so cockblock her.
drtk23 0
good stuff
manstie 1
Shoulda punched her in the face.
D3kl3 0
what a bitch. I'd never talk to her again
NotEvenSurprised 0
I would hope that your sister's friend is polite enough to do you the common courtesy of sleeping with you as compensation for saying that she did otherwise that's being doubly shat on as you're getting into trouble for sleeping with her AND you don't even have the fun of actually sleeping with her. That's just plane old rude. I think you should definitely point this out to her.
thongs4lyfe 0
bitch much?
mkylem 0
Your sister is terrible! I still don't see how that could be even close to a joke.
Chocolate_Chunk 2
Did you yell "you don't understand, that's my sister"? :D
yukonesian 0
*thought
dboy006778 0
lmao sarcasm?