Today, my girlfriend and I were in my basement. I play drums and guitar very well. My girlfriend bet me $50 that she could play better than me. I made the bet, but what I didn't know was that she had been taking both drum and guitar lessons since she was 5. I just lost $50. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I made a bet with my classmate that I would dare to play a weird song in front of the professor. I did, and as promised, she was supposed to give me $20, but she said it was just a joke. FML
Today, after practicing a song for my girlfriend on guitar all day, I called her over to my house to show it to her. After a long speech about how "this is for you," I played for about 3 seconds before I broke a string, which slapped her in her face. FML
Today, the girl I thought I was dating got into a fight with me over the phone. She did this because she bet her boyfriend that she could make me cry on FaceTime. She won the bet. FML
Today, after spending months learning how to play the guitar and memorizing the music to my girlfriend's all-time favorite song, I performed it for her. Her response? "Well, you kind of ruined that song for me now." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had band practice for our duo. I've been playing cello for almost a year and wanted to incorporate it. He picked it up for pretty much the first time and sounded surprisingly good. I was excited until I realized he sounded better than me. FML
Today, my girlfriend thought she was stronger than me so we arm wrestled. She won. I used both hands. FML
Today, my girlfriend beat me at ping pong, twenty to three. She said I let her win because I don't respect her, then stormed out of the room. I'm just really bad at ping pong. FML
Today, my fiancé played Rockband drums from the bathroom while taking a crap. He actually managed to properly hit notes. FML
Today, I found out that my mom bet my dad $100 that she could pay my boyfriend ten bucks to break up with me. She is now $90 richer. FML
Today, my girlfriend and her mother bought a hanger for my $2000 guitar as a birthday present. They wanted to surprise me by hanging it on the wall. They screwed it upside down, so before I came home it fell off and my guitar broke. FML
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lky830 0
well hey, you could start a band with her or something. a chick in a rock/ metal band = insta-fame. then you could get your 50 bucks back and more with all the money you'd make
mrteacup 0
she's your girlfriend and you didn't know that?
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ninjasmurf 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Like... WOW. That's like so ****** up, like, kind of, like, like my brain, like.
Ajjas013 6
The prices of gambling. Karma laughs at you.
Ajjas013 6
It is a comment. He's commenting to himself and the world and implying the following. "Look at me! I'm a complete dipshit that likes to be first and point it out to make people feel bad!" Stop complaining OP you asked for it.
drewu261 0
your gay
Shokz992 0
You're gay* /sigh
love2bu 0
you must really not know who your girlfriend is....your a "kickass" boyfriend.
tamtam1 0
how is this an fml. yes you lost money but you seem to have a very talented girlfriend with similar interests to you!
Dandamanoo 0
ur first wow..get a life
Ajjas013 6
Uh was the gay refrence directed towards me?
CooperRage 13
I very much agree.
Averizzle 0
You just got hustled my friend
CupCakeGirl101 0
u definatly are the worst boyfriend! if ur that serious u should atleast know something about her...or is it just sex between u guys?
Shadow14l 0
That would be hustling ;P
gildedmuse 0
Seriously, rather than actting bitter that you're not the best at everything, shouldn't you be excited as hell to have one kickass girlfriend? I mean, she plays the guitar and drums! I'm straight and still find that incredibly sexy.
toxic10uhc 0
you dumbass...
smaginn 0
Agreed You lose money to your girlfriend.. oh boohoo OP Your life sucks now... why?
Hanban 0
You may have lost $50, but you'll lose more if you break up with her. But why would you even want to do that? Let us know by posting another FML.
jodasato 0
that´s not an fml, it´s freaking´hot, dude you are so f**kin lucky.......
The_Big_Mac 7
it's his girlfriend, that's not an fml that's damn here's $50 and a really nice date for being ******* awesome.
CO_Dorvanski 5
And OP you can't write grammatically correct English, apparently...
aubsx3 0
Hardly an FML, doesn't that kinda make her like... The girl of your dreams?
fmyluff 7
The person made a grammatical error in this fml. It's making me cry man. Making me cry.
Skylae 14
#1- What ?
iLikesOJ 13
Like like like like like.
xx3ginaxx3 0
hahahah :D this entertained me.
The_Norwegian 2
FYL for not knowing your girlfriend better..
crystalxa 35
I hope that taught you that girls can play too!! Atleast now you know you both have something you love in common.
distortedx 0
She actually took it?
lky830 0
well hey, you could start a band with her or something. a chick in a rock/ metal band = insta-fame. then you could get your 50 bucks back and more with all the money you'd make
TRJADN 0
who cares, this was lame
love2bu 0
LAME...Stop littering up FML with this kind of bull shit. : (
x_HELLo_tHERE_x 0
The band idea is pretty cool. If anything, she can give you some pointers. I say try it out.
irishfever 0
oh no, your problems are just terrible.
DasTo 0
That is one cool girlfriend..!
DeepSouthEmo 0
i agree w number16
spiderman0606 0
I also agree with 16. your girlfriend just got 100x hotter and you wrote this fml.
chelzy 0
so true 88. I love girls who play instruments. my gf plays bass in our band, and I play drums.
chelzy 0
btw, op, that is what shaggy meant when he sang about the strength of a woman.
123Lalala098 10
:P I'm a female bassist and kick ass . lawls. power to your girl! oh and really buddy come on so she's a better drummer and guitar player, next she'll beat you at cod and you'll cry to your mother. ydi for posting this xP and for doubting her
amandansqueak 0
that's what you get for assuming.
Tribulations 0
Oh, lighten up and see the funny side.
Hot_Gurl4556 0
lol live with it man
Cupcaken 0
isnt this more just a fun story? your life is far from ducked and you have a cool girlfriend
jesernoob 13
that would be so sick. having a girlfriend that plays an instrument. :O
Vaati_fml 20
Was that a typo, because it was really funny.
McStabby 0
**** number 3, gambling isn't bad.
Ajjas013 6
**** you. Gambling is bad... If you lose.