Today, I went out on my first date in 2 months. My sister and her friends were also at the same restaurant we went to. I decided to ignore them but they didn't. As a joke, they though it would be funny if her friend came up and said, "I had fun last night, we should do it again". My date left. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went on my first date in over a year, and my best friend popped up at the restaurant uninvited. To make it worse, she pulled up a chair right in between us and started an argument with the bartender. FML
Today, I went on a blind date, even though the whole concept freaks me out a bit. My date showed up with his sister, who sat at our table and critiqued everything we did, from how I chewed my food, to the way we nervously laughed. He hardly said a word the whole time. FML
Today, I went out for coffee with my sister and my crush. I spent the majority of the date flirting with my crush, and when he dropped us off at home, I told him I had fun on our date. He looked at me surprised and said he'd thought I'd tagged along on his date with my sister. FML
Today, my date unexpectedly brought her friend to dinner with us. They seemed bored of me after ten minutes and left me out of their conversation for the rest of the night. Oh, and they made me pay for both of them. FML
Today, I went on a date with a girl my friend set me up with. I thought we got along great, until after dessert, when I asked if she'd be interested in doing this again. She just said, "Nahhh" then got up and casually left, stiffing me on the bill. FML
Today, I wanted to be alone for once, so I went out for dinner, planning to go to the cinema afterwards. My sister ambushed me at the restaurant because she’d heard I was stressed out and wanted to be alone, so she thought she should keep me company while I was alone to make me feel better. FML
Today, while shopping with my sister, she asked me to wait for her while she quickly said hello to a friend. I sat on a bench for an hour before I realised she wasn't coming back. Turns out, "Hello" had turned into a date. FML
Today, I was eating lunch on my first date with a really pretty girl, when my ex shows up at the same restaurant and starts telling her how bad of a boyfriend I was. My date left. FML
Today, I was at lunch with my girlfriend. The waitress came up and asked for her number, then asked if she had a significant other. I laughed as my girlfriend gave the waitress her number. They're going on a date, tonight. FML
Today, after not dating for 2 years, I went out on 2 dates. I got stood up both times. FML
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DeathShad0 1
What an ass thing to do.
SettoFail 9
That is ****** up your sisiters a bitch.
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Comments (107)
strawberry6826 0
gotta*
Alaskan_Assasin 0
U cant bounce back from that. u just got **** blocked by ur sis's friend. lol
iwillalwaysydi 0
did you beat her up? if not, ydi
ALegitNinja 0
Get revenge by going to one of her dates and ask "Is this the guy you've been cheating on me with? Is he the same one that gave you AIDS?" Cruel, but effective.
RuralNinja 0
^This
highsheep 0
I ******* love your sister for doing that.
JMoon617 0
1. Your sister is funny for doing that. 2. But.... if you had any kind of game whatsoever you would have been able to show/tell her that it was a joke, and she would probably have thought it was funny on some level. The fact that you lost your date and any chance of getting some ass that night is at best pathetic.
thrice324 0
Should have punched her in the face.
rwac07 0
you shouldve said "threesome?", right before ur date left
gszmam 0
Testicals.
aRm95 0
that's crazy!