yup okay
United States
Today, my boyfriend admitted that he finds his car more attractive than me. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
suckstobeme
United States
Today, I asked my girlfriend what her favorite quality about me was. Her answer, "Your car." FML
Anonymus
Warkworth, Canada
Money first
Today, my "boyfriend" told me that he loves money more than me and would date it if he could. FML
Clunker
United States
Matching
Today, as I was driving with my boyfriend, he pointed out what a crappy car I drive. About how the locks don't work, the vents are broken, the windshield wipers are busted, my headlights aren't bright, and a hubcap is missing. Then he said I’m a good match for my car, 'cos we have the same “personality". FML
Anonymous
De Forest, United States
Today, I noticed that my boyfriend's sister looks at my ass more than my boyfriend does. FML
licensed_ginger
Barberton, United States
Today, my boyfriend told me he didn't feel attractive. I tried to cheer him up by telling him that I find him very attractive, and so do my friends. He said that didn't matter, because my friends and I aren't attractive either. FML
anon.
New Zealand
Today, I went for a drive with my boyfriend and his dad. His dad was kind enough to point out at every opportunity girls "that would be better for him than me." FML
aspiemeanswell
Rudolstadt, Germany
Today, my boyfriend gushed for several minutes about how amazing it is that I suddenly look hot when he takes his glasses off. FML
doggylove
Winnipeg, Canada
Good boy
Today, I realized my boyfriend's dog is more excited to see me than he is. FML
Anonymous
Today, I realized my boyfriend's family love and respect me more than my own family. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
United States
And they say romance is dead…
Today, my boyfriend of two years accidentally admitted to me that he settled for me because he doesn't think he can do any better. FML
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deebo77 0
maybe because it's easier for him to turn his car on than to turn you on.
alekim 1
What kind of car is it?? ...but fyl
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Comments (166)
wickedsorcerer 0
you can for four in it! duh
mona_is_here 10
sicko!
wickedsorcerer 0
fit*
hnz 13
time to damage his car!
love_musik 0
maybe you're just really ugly...?
mattman1994 0
it's okay you just have to look more like a car. go get a pain job and a nice... lube
Chaith 16
Mechaphile .. legit sexual preference! Tough luck, hahaha.
rottentomatoes 7
#3 not if it's a lamborghini, they're so pretteh :D but otherwise, he's stupid.
just_nicole 1
lol yah fyl..I hope it's a hott ass car.! if it isn't..then srry.! ha
MyNameIsInvictus 0
Okay nothing is more beautiful than Italian super cars, but if he has like a Camry, then you need like plastic surgery or something.
bhsnare 0
well sadly most cars these days are just too good looking for us car fanatics. I bet you're beautiful, but the purr of a shiny car outweighs your looks by a long shot, sorry! maybe try purring like one? ;)
nishant5456 0
it could be worse,he could have actually had sex with the car, have little car babies...:)
wwoww102 0
can you blame him?
PanteraRules 0
What type of car is it? After that is settled the people can determine if it is indeed an FML
legonut4 0
it's funny because he likes an inanimate object more than his you. wash the car so it makes him nice and moist
remy3106 10
26 is hot
pepper3942 0
ohhhhhhhhh man I would beat him up to the maxx
7mood75 7
if it's a bentley then ok.
KiddNYC1O 22
cars will always be more attractive, even in the morning.
KiddNYC1O 22
especially* in the morning.
idkmyusername 0
post a pic of his car. i wanna see if it really is more attractive
Cooluu 5
FCL
szlafarski 0
YDI for being from Texas.
twinny_sc 13
Sucks for you, my boyfriend finds his car and I equally attractive.
PLAYSTATION33333 0
honesty is a BITCH aint it..... the truth hurts...ect
Chrisskiies 0
The challenger is better, but not quite as beast the shelby mustang gt. :D
bigblue95 0
i wonder how he pleasures the car. i guess the gas pump is the equivalent of a ***** or a enema...kinky
lonerbabe69 0
Ha ha that made my day.
ninjacapo 2
y dont these posters get it. if the guy aint treaten u right dump his ass. do u not think u deserve it?
yazmi_09 3
86 challengers are nice but they're too big and heavy it weighs it down, shelbys are bad ass but I would have to say my favorite is the camaro ss, it's not the fastest but I like the body styling so much better, and I think 426HP is more than enough for me
Chrisskiies 0
WTF my comment was supposed to be under 24's... Damn comment bug...
Jokro_fml 0
ydi for living in Texas
Jokro_fml 0
haha szlafarski we think alike
counterfit 10
9 You do NOT **** with a man's car.
megamandude455 10
ydi, op, for not being hotter than your boyfriend's car jk
priscilla_28 5
Is it Optimus Prime? ;)
afdude87 6
I agree with 116. if anyone touched my jeep or eclipse over something like that, holy shit.
Palmless 0
Nah. Only acceptable if it was a Lexus LFA or Nissan GT-R. Those two cars... D;
Link_Asriel 0
hey you would fit right in here on Okinawa,Japan. every stupid ass here that cant drive for shit that is an American has a damned skyline. I have an AE86 but you wouldnt know anything about that unless you actually watch drift racing and knew who Keiichi Tsuchiya was.
Palmless 0
Okay. I think the R35 looks nice. That automatically says I own one, and that I'm a bad driver? And I don't see what I said, has anything to do with drifting. At all.
Specterk50 0
well looks like the only thing he will be sleeping in tonight is his car..which is a good thing apparently
rimouski 0
lmao fer some reason I always find #15 comments histerical xD
X18GirlX 0
Maybe it's a transformer
VoidDreams 0
understandable.
pooponyuou 0
op shouldve been like "haha u're so funny! next time when you're in the mood go have sex with ur car"
iShuffIe 0
Koenigsegg rapes all European sportscars. In looks and performance.
alekim 1
What kind of car is it?? ...but fyl
laxbro4769 6
I think this needs to be answered as well because then maybe the boyfriends comment is justified?
NeatNit 33
Agreed. You can't compete with perfection, sweetie...
illmatic2 16
Sadly that's not uncommon these days.
im_awsome 2
lmao. I gues yu don't have enogh curves?
misfitSuperStar 0
what a douche!! tell him he can kiss the car from now on!!
Josk95 0
what kind of car is it?
deebo77 0
maybe because it's easier for him to turn his car on than to turn you on.
houseofame 4
tell him that he can still ride you >:D
I_have_no_clue 0
I find his car more attractive than you.
dmin67 0
ugly bitch
I_have_no_clue 0
20 who are you talking to?
oldenuff2party 3
that's pretty messed up. u can't have sex with a car
Link_Asriel 0
ever notice how a fleshlight is the same width as a tailpipe??