Today, I went on a date with a guy I've had a crush on for a while. I shaved my legs and armpits and wore a short dress. It wasn't until I got to the meeting that I noticed I only shaved one of my legs. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got in the shower, washed my hair and shaved because I wanted to look great for a big date. I got out, brushed and dried my hair and spent an hour putting it up in the perfect hairstyle. Running late, I quickly put on my new dress, looked down and realized i had only shaved one leg. FML
Today, I decided to shave my legs completely to be more confident in my dress. I spent over an hour making sure my legs were perfectly shaved. It wasn't until I had been out awhile that I realized I forgot to shave my armpits. FML
Today, I shaved my legs and armpits for the first time in 6 weeks. Unfortunately, I didn't have a hot date, I just had my yearly gyno exam. FML
Today, I prepared for my first date in two years. I shaved my legs, did my hair and nails, painted my face, found the perfect outfit, then waited for hours for a man who never came. FML
Today, I was getting ready for a date. I spent extra time getting ready in the shower, making sure I was all shaved. I was shaving my upper lip to make sure I didn't have a mustache. I cut my lip really badly, leaving the most noticable razor cut on my face for my date. I'm a girl. FML
Today, I shaved my legs and pits for the first time this summer. It took 3 disposable razors and an hour to get the job done. I've clearly been single for far too long. FML
Today, I got all dressed up to go on a date with a guy. Upon getting to my house to pick me up, he told me he'd forgot to put on mascara, and asked if he could borrow some. FML
Today, I went on an online date. I'd spent a while getting ready and making sure I looked good. When I arrived at the café, I saw my date and approached with a smile. He stood up, looked me over, and said, "Oh, I thought you were your profile picture’s friend." Then left. FML
Today, I went to the hair salon to cut 6 inches off my hair. When I got there, I decided to get my upper lip waxed for the first time. When my boyfriend came to pick me up for our date, I asked if he noticed anything different about me, the first thing he said was, "I see you got rid of your mustache." FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy I really liked. The date was going great until he decided to try flossing his teeth with my hair. FML
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taintedayush 0
Well did you get laid?
meekee 0
You did shave your both armpits, right?
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Comments (131)
duckiemonster 8
This was already posted less than a day ago in a different form, i question the authenticity.
DisappearingRose 18
Say it's for breast cancer.
isminei 6
Haha! Sorry, OP, but that's too funny.
lexxer101 0
Long leg hair? If not, it shouldn't be too bad or too noticeable.
linnie_wesker 20
YDI... it says you live in Illinois. Are you aware that it's December? Why did you wear a short dress anyway?
Llamacod 11
To show off her legs, duh. Its a date, generally you want to look "sexy" and make a good impression
lyskiss 10
chop off your leg.
blair_x 12
Should've just worn tights. I mean, it's December, for crying out loud, and you live in a place that can snow like crazy.
M3gzilla 5
I find it funny how people are like you deserve it you live in IL. We are used to having a couple feet of snow during this time of year. There is no snow, the sun is out and Im fine wearing just a long sleeved shirt. The weather here is very bipolar. It was colder during the spring
M3gzilla 5
I find it funny how people are like you deserve it you live in IL. We are used to having a couple feet of snow during this time of year. There is no snow, the sun is out and Im fine wearing just a long sleeved shirt. The weather here is very bipolar. It was colder during the spring
taracrane1 7
Hahahahaha, tard.