Today, I went on a date with a guy I've had a crush on for a while. I shaved my legs and armpits and wore a short dress. It wasn't until I got to the meeting that I noticed I only shaved one of my legs. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got in the shower, washed my hair and shaved because I wanted to look great for a big date. I got out, brushed and dried my hair and spent an hour putting it up in the perfect hairstyle. Running late, I quickly put on my new dress, looked down and realized i had only shaved one leg. FML
Today, I decided to shave my legs completely to be more confident in my dress. I spent over an hour making sure my legs were perfectly shaved. It wasn't until I had been out awhile that I realized I forgot to shave my armpits. FML
Today, I shaved my legs and armpits for the first time in 6 weeks. Unfortunately, I didn't have a hot date, I just had my yearly gyno exam. FML
Today, I prepared for my first date in two years. I shaved my legs, did my hair and nails, painted my face, found the perfect outfit, then waited for hours for a man who never came. FML
Today, I was getting ready for a date. I spent extra time getting ready in the shower, making sure I was all shaved. I was shaving my upper lip to make sure I didn't have a mustache. I cut my lip really badly, leaving the most noticable razor cut on my face for my date. I'm a girl. FML
Today, I shaved my legs and pits for the first time this summer. It took 3 disposable razors and an hour to get the job done. I've clearly been single for far too long. FML
Today, I got all dressed up to go on a date with a guy. Upon getting to my house to pick me up, he told me he'd forgot to put on mascara, and asked if he could borrow some. FML
Today, I went on an online date. I'd spent a while getting ready and making sure I looked good. When I arrived at the café, I saw my date and approached with a smile. He stood up, looked me over, and said, "Oh, I thought you were your profile picture’s friend." Then left. FML
Today, I went to the hair salon to cut 6 inches off my hair. When I got there, I decided to get my upper lip waxed for the first time. When my boyfriend came to pick me up for our date, I asked if he noticed anything different about me, the first thing he said was, "I see you got rid of your mustache." FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy I really liked. The date was going great until he decided to try flossing his teeth with my hair. FML
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taintedayush 0
Well did you get laid?
meekee 0
You did shave your both armpits, right?
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Comments (131)
A100893 30
How did you forget the other leg? It must feel unloved. If you aren't really pale with really dark hair, it shouldn't be too much of a problem. Maybe.
disney_blonde 16
You only shave for dates?
afdude87 6
that's what I was thinking..
Braginskyyy 6
OP is from the Northern US. It's pretty cold where I am and I'm far more southern. Usually during the colder season people wear longer clothes, and if it's too cold to wear short clothes all the time, you don't really need to shave...
dumboears 8
What's the point when you're single and wearing pants all the time.
KiddNYC1O 22
Dumb **** or damn clown.
ashleybabe85 0
sorry buts that hilarious.. i hate when you shave and miss spots..... but a whole leg?
ashleybabe85 0
depends on how hairy that leg is..... and if you have dark hair or blond hair.... if you have blond than consider yourself lucky and shut up... but if not... oh dear
ZDK5498 6
well that's his first impression of you :/ be more prepared in the future if he ever takes you out again.... who knows? he might like a little hair? I don't know his interests? go get him OP!
lilfreckle7 7
how exactly did you manage to only shave one leg? fail, YDI
IdfkMyUsernamexC 5
There's a slim chance he didn't even notice.
Envythabosslady 1
How do u shave one leg n not realize? Did u not apply lotion after shavin...like really?
hateevryone 15
how can you shave one leg & forget to shave the other one?