Today, I got in the shower, washed my hair and shaved because I wanted to look great for a big date. I got out, brushed and dried my hair and spent an hour putting it up in the perfect hairstyle. Running late, I quickly put on my new dress, looked down and realized i had only shaved one leg. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went on a date with a guy I've had a crush on for a while. I shaved my legs and armpits and wore a short dress. It wasn't until I got to the meeting that I noticed I only shaved one of my legs. FML
Today, I decided to shave my legs completely to be more confident in my dress. I spent over an hour making sure my legs were perfectly shaved. It wasn't until I had been out awhile that I realized I forgot to shave my armpits. FML
Today, I was getting ready for a date. I spent extra time getting ready in the shower, making sure I was all shaved. I was shaving my upper lip to make sure I didn't have a mustache. I cut my lip really badly, leaving the most noticable razor cut on my face for my date. I'm a girl. FML
Today, I prepared for my first date in two years. I shaved my legs, did my hair and nails, painted my face, found the perfect outfit, then waited for hours for a man who never came. FML
Today, I shaved my legs. It's been so long since I've shaved that my razor broke. FML
Today, I was on my way to meet my partner's parents for the first time. Although I was in a rush, I managed to hop into the shower and shave. I now have a cut on my upper lip. I'm a woman. FML
Today, I shaved my legs and armpits for the first time in 6 weeks. Unfortunately, I didn't have a hot date, I just had my yearly gyno exam. FML
Today, I shaved my legs for the first time in three weeks. It took half an hour, three disposable razors, and I cut my legs up so badly they look worse then they did when they were hairy. FML
Today, I woke up late for a job interview. I hadn't shaved in six days, but figuring I could do so en route, I grabbed my electric razor and ran for the bus. While shaving, the razor's battery died midway through, leaving me to attend the job interview with a Miami Vice scruff on half my face. FML
Today, I got all dressed up to go on a date with a guy. Upon getting to my house to pick me up, he told me he'd forgot to put on mascara, and asked if he could borrow some. FML
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24788 7
HAHA, I **** up all the time to when I'm getting ready in a hurry.
Jimboom 12
Just make sure if he feels you up then he feels the leg you shaved. ;-)
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24788 7
HAHA, I **** up all the time to when I'm getting ready in a hurry.
nopeace4me 0
Why would you only shave one leg? Wouldn't you be conscience enough to shave both? Anyways your date shouldn't care about shaven legs. If he does, he has a problem
Blame_The_Dog 0
tell him it's the new style, if he doesn't like it no sex for 2 dates!
newguy90 0
Hahaha fail. Lucky for u most guys have a good sense of humor, so it couldn't have been that bad.
fitbrit89 0
LOL...I've forgotten to shave my thighs once, happens to the best of us...
Jimboom 12
Just make sure if he feels you up then he feels the leg you shaved. ;-)
PTERONOPHOBIA 0
I love how obsessive girls are about shaving their legs. Unless somebody's inspecting or feeling up your legs, you can't really tell...
n3rdzgotskillz 29
You can.
capslockisgood 19
Depends on the amount of hair.
Rebii 0
Oh, that sucks. It's happened to me before. Sooo embarrassing.
GabriLee 0
#5... Sometimes, you really can. Depends on the hair color. OP: It takes four seconds! Swing your leg up on the sink, wet it and use a bit of soap, shave quick and wipe it down with a wet wash cloth. IT'll hardly put you one minute behind and even if you miss a spot it's better than the whole leg being hairy.
6daysoverdue 0
agree with #7. it doesn't even take a minute and is not going to spoil your hair. so what's the problem?
DanceRox9008 0
haha that sucks but not an FML. cause you could totally do it really quickly and just ask him to wait for a few minutes.
AngelRaven89 0
You should just start using an epilator. Use it couple times a month and you are hair free, no worries.