Today, I decided to shave my legs completely to be more confident in my dress. I spent over an hour making sure my legs were perfectly shaved. It wasn't until I had been out awhile that I realized I forgot to shave my armpits. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got in the shower, washed my hair and shaved because I wanted to look great for a big date. I got out, brushed and dried my hair and spent an hour putting it up in the perfect hairstyle. Running late, I quickly put on my new dress, looked down and realized i had only shaved one leg. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy I've had a crush on for a while. I shaved my legs and armpits and wore a short dress. It wasn't until I got to the meeting that I noticed I only shaved one of my legs. FML
Today, I shaved my legs for the first time in three weeks. It took half an hour, three disposable razors, and I cut my legs up so badly they look worse then they did when they were hairy. FML
Today, I shaved my legs and pits for the first time this summer. It took 3 disposable razors and an hour to get the job done. I've clearly been single for far too long. FML
Today, I shaved my legs. It's been so long since I've shaved that my razor broke. FML
Today, I shaved my legs and armpits for the first time in 6 weeks. Unfortunately, I didn't have a hot date, I just had my yearly gyno exam. FML
Today, while taking a shower, I noticed that I had forgotten to shave my pits. I went to a party last night, and there are now several Facebook pictures of me dancing, with my arms up and my hairy pits showing for the world to see. FML
Today, I realized that I hadn't shaved in so long that when the wind blew, the hairs on my legs moved in the breeze. FML
Today, I was in a rush to get ready for work so I quickly shaved my legs. In my haste, I accidentally nicked myself in a very sensitive area and had to spend the day simmering in discomfort and checking my crotch every so often to make I wasn't bleeding through my pants. FML
Today, I was getting ready for a date. I spent extra time getting ready in the shower, making sure I was all shaved. I was shaving my upper lip to make sure I didn't have a mustache. I cut my lip really badly, leaving the most noticable razor cut on my face for my date. I'm a girl. FML
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Top comments
deaditegirl 0
How does it take you an hour to shave your legs? You must be pretty bad at shaving.
volcom1206 0
This sounds to me like shaving is not a usual occurrence for you. I suggest you make it one.
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Comments (173)
mynameisnotjudie 0
An hour to shave your legs? Sorry, but YDI... way to leave no water for the fishies.
quelbaby 0
umm usually when a female shaves her legs she fills the basin with water and just shakes the razor in the water to clear it.. so not a waste of water at all :)
WeahNicole 0
I don't know what girls you talk to but that isn't true for 'most girls.'
kirstyannemiller 4
I guess OP wasn't the first to notice..
WIDRR 0
oooh thats to bad. un-shaved armpits are not a pretty sight on a woman.
AxNxNxIxEx12 7
Or a man..
wowfmlife 0
Ew!!! I hope people noticed...
asxp10 0
First!
youreanidiot 0
OMG OMG OMG FIRST!
schadenfreudeFTW 0
ah, i've done this :)
deaditegirl 0
How does it take you an hour to shave your legs? You must be pretty bad at shaving.
ohhdamn 0
wow , let's hope them bushes were short.
Ilovelife07 0
wow, 3 and 4 epic fail
colortherainbowx 0
What a waste of water. Didn't you hear Leonardo DiCaprio's big speech on going green? LEO WOULD BE ASHAMED. SHUN THE WATER USER. SHUUUUUNNNNNNN.