Today, I went on a date with a guy I've had a crush on for a while. I shaved my legs and armpits and wore a short dress. It wasn't until I got to the meeting that I noticed I only shaved one of my legs. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got in the shower, washed my hair and shaved because I wanted to look great for a big date. I got out, brushed and dried my hair and spent an hour putting it up in the perfect hairstyle. Running late, I quickly put on my new dress, looked down and realized i had only shaved one leg. FML
Today, I decided to shave my legs completely to be more confident in my dress. I spent over an hour making sure my legs were perfectly shaved. It wasn't until I had been out awhile that I realized I forgot to shave my armpits. FML
Today, I shaved my legs and armpits for the first time in 6 weeks. Unfortunately, I didn't have a hot date, I just had my yearly gyno exam. FML
Today, I prepared for my first date in two years. I shaved my legs, did my hair and nails, painted my face, found the perfect outfit, then waited for hours for a man who never came. FML
Today, I was getting ready for a date. I spent extra time getting ready in the shower, making sure I was all shaved. I was shaving my upper lip to make sure I didn't have a mustache. I cut my lip really badly, leaving the most noticable razor cut on my face for my date. I'm a girl. FML
Today, I shaved my legs and pits for the first time this summer. It took 3 disposable razors and an hour to get the job done. I've clearly been single for far too long. FML
Today, I got all dressed up to go on a date with a guy. Upon getting to my house to pick me up, he told me he'd forgot to put on mascara, and asked if he could borrow some. FML
Today, I went on an online date. I'd spent a while getting ready and making sure I looked good. When I arrived at the café, I saw my date and approached with a smile. He stood up, looked me over, and said, "Oh, I thought you were your profile picture’s friend." Then left. FML
Today, I went to the hair salon to cut 6 inches off my hair. When I got there, I decided to get my upper lip waxed for the first time. When my boyfriend came to pick me up for our date, I asked if he noticed anything different about me, the first thing he said was, "I see you got rid of your mustache." FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy I really liked. The date was going great until he decided to try flossing his teeth with my hair. FML
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taintedayush 0
Well did you get laid?
meekee 0
You did shave your both armpits, right?
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Comments (131)
Horcruxer 0
So now we call it a meeting? U should be ashamed plus only one leg
IKickPuppiesHard 16
Lets hope he isn't OCD about symmetry. Plus if you end up having sex it will be easier for him to keep that one leg over his shoulder due to the increased friction.
Enslaved 38
Only one side? I've missed shaving a tiny spot on my legs before. Those 3 missed hairs drove me nuts knowing they were still there. Lol
margapp 3
hope your crush understood ur situation:)
Pentium_4 27
i wouldn't care...shit happens. don't worry about it
VYPARTY 0
That's the kind of guy I want;)
lilylove_90 5
Agreed ;)
lilypie86 0
This made me lol! X
nesscafe_fml 17
Sounds like u only shave your underarms for special occasions... This makes me wonder how u got a date in the first place!
DjeePee 25
Yeah, because women who doesn't care about the latest shaving fashions and look completely natural doesn't deserve being loved!
elementalz 2
Last time I checked not everyone shaves underarms unless for a special occasion because you don't wear a tanktopevery day especially in the winter
CmlJ63 5
Your a bitch.. That's not what that sounds like at all..
TraceCase_ 19
Good luck making sure you always sit on the correct side of your date. I would also suggest crossing your legs one way and keeping them that way all night. Better not to put out on the first date anyway.
burro_fml 6
Well, that's a hairy situation.
SpruceDread4578 13
Someone said that already.
Littlelizard2810 6
how bad was it? it wouldnt matter too much, unless you had a layer of "fur" on one of your legs...
Drummer389000 0
Yeah maybe he didn't notice. It's always harder to notice things for someone else cause they don't actively look for it. Unless they're a douche who like to find ways to put people down. Or if your legs are hairier than mine which in that case means you haven't shaved your entire life. :D haha