Today, I shaved my legs and armpits for the first time in 6 weeks. Unfortunately, I didn't have a hot date, I just had my yearly gyno exam. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I shaved my legs and pits for the first time this summer. It took 3 disposable razors and an hour to get the job done. I've clearly been single for far too long. FML
Today, I shaved my legs for the first time in three weeks. It took half an hour, three disposable razors, and I cut my legs up so badly they look worse then they did when they were hairy. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy I've had a crush on for a while. I shaved my legs and armpits and wore a short dress. It wasn't until I got to the meeting that I noticed I only shaved one of my legs. FML
Today, I shaved my legs. It's been so long since I've shaved that my razor broke. FML
Today, I decided to shave my legs completely to be more confident in my dress. I spent over an hour making sure my legs were perfectly shaved. It wasn't until I had been out awhile that I realized I forgot to shave my armpits. FML
Today, I got in the shower, washed my hair and shaved because I wanted to look great for a big date. I got out, brushed and dried my hair and spent an hour putting it up in the perfect hairstyle. Running late, I quickly put on my new dress, looked down and realized i had only shaved one leg. FML
Today, I was in a rush to get ready for work so I quickly shaved my legs. In my haste, I accidentally nicked myself in a very sensitive area and had to spend the day simmering in discomfort and checking my crotch every so often to make I wasn't bleeding through my pants. FML
Today, I haven't shaved for so long the hair on my legs has split ends. FML
Today, I was instructed to shave my back in preperation for my first tattoo. I'm a girl. FML
Today, I was on my way to meet my partner's parents for the first time. Although I was in a rush, I managed to hop into the shower and shave. I now have a cut on my upper lip. I'm a woman. FML
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Pony_barometer 0
Well I maybe know the reason why you don't have a hot date.
Cupcaken 0
wtf?! you dont shave at least your armpits reguarly?!
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Comments (211)
girlygirl666 0
Justin Bieber??
suaveneanderthal 0
lol love the name OP
christa953 12
really? disgusting, not shaving the legs in 6 weeks...what could be more repulsive? oh I know, not shaving the armpits! seriously op if u shave at least shave once a week for legs and armpits every or every other day
notyou123 0
ever think the fact that u don't have a date is because u don't shave
iivann 0
6 wks?? fkin gross
Warm_Apple_Pie 21
You people have no idea if she actually needs to shave that often. Some people actually don't need to shave every other day because they naturally aren't that hairy. Keep your judgement to yourself, please.
Starchild21 3
******* NASTY! WTF! No wonder why you don't get hot dates....! _______________________________ www.myspace.com/rapid99
leoofbodom 0
i really hate how you put a ******* myspace link on every post. ******* quit it you ****
Starchild21 3
Hang on a second. No =) ____________________________ www.myspace.com/rapid99
leoofbodom 0
im not threatening you in any way just reminding you of what a **** you look like in hope you'll stop
Starchild21 3
It's a nice try, but still no. ___________________________ www.myspace.com/rapid99
Flutist 3
Starchild, no one wants to talk to someone who appears desperate. While calling you names does not help you wish to remove the link to your myspace, it is annoying because this is not a place to advertise/get dates/be an attention *****--but those might be your joys in life. This is a site dedicated to commenting on the pain of other people. By putting your myspace on there, you are living up to the expectation that you are somehow so amazing that we would want to contact you instantly. I suggest putting the link to your myspace on your profile where it will not infuriate people. Not to say I am infuriated. I just don't like people assuming their opinions are so amazing that people will instantly click their myspace. Myspace causes viruses, so you are pretty much acting like a *****, instant gratification, not making us work for it, and giving us viruses. Try to be classy and leave it on your profile, allowing people to choose to click your picture and find out about you.
8trickster8 0
ditto
Metzler31 17
uhh yeah same here :-) shame on you haha
girlygirl666 0
Well, at least you did that, think of the disgusting sights they have to see.
waterynuggets 0
[ ] FYL [ ] YDI [X] Who Cares
Cupcaken 0
wtf?! you dont shave at least your armpits reguarly?!
TheAspieDork 27
Not everyone does. Chill, girl.
Pony_barometer 0
Well I maybe know the reason why you don't have a hot date.
Demetra_fml 0
How considerate you are.
LemonadePink 0
Uhm, you didn't mention shaving...down there....did you? Because if you didn't, by the way you never shave, it must've been crazy down there.
Starchild21 3
Probably still is hairy as hell. Ugh so ******* disgusting. ___________________________ www.myspace.com/rapid99
xXAisuXx 0
Whatever ****** i bet you havent even seen pubes besides your own and your boyfriends
Dalidax3 0
lmfao
ZXDriver 0
Retard Spazz alert!
mcinnesandrew 6
Lolol settle down there Rambo
Anonymous874598 0
What hot date ? You wont even get a roadside homeless fellow. You are a dirty bitch ! UGH !
bunniex1 11
I dislike u :)
mets300 8
I don't like you. Whoever you are. I hope someone fs your l.
redbluegreen 41
Do not think yeti thoughts. Do not think yeti thoughts. Do not think yeti thoughts... Damnit.
Peroxide 3
I was thinking Harry and the Hendersons. Do I win?