Today, I went on a date with a guy I've had a crush on for a while. I shaved my legs and armpits and wore a short dress. It wasn't until I got to the meeting that I noticed I only shaved one of my legs. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got in the shower, washed my hair and shaved because I wanted to look great for a big date. I got out, brushed and dried my hair and spent an hour putting it up in the perfect hairstyle. Running late, I quickly put on my new dress, looked down and realized i had only shaved one leg. FML
Today, I decided to shave my legs completely to be more confident in my dress. I spent over an hour making sure my legs were perfectly shaved. It wasn't until I had been out awhile that I realized I forgot to shave my armpits. FML
Today, I shaved my legs and armpits for the first time in 6 weeks. Unfortunately, I didn't have a hot date, I just had my yearly gyno exam. FML
Today, I prepared for my first date in two years. I shaved my legs, did my hair and nails, painted my face, found the perfect outfit, then waited for hours for a man who never came. FML
Today, I was getting ready for a date. I spent extra time getting ready in the shower, making sure I was all shaved. I was shaving my upper lip to make sure I didn't have a mustache. I cut my lip really badly, leaving the most noticable razor cut on my face for my date. I'm a girl. FML
Today, I shaved my legs and pits for the first time this summer. It took 3 disposable razors and an hour to get the job done. I've clearly been single for far too long. FML
Today, I got all dressed up to go on a date with a guy. Upon getting to my house to pick me up, he told me he'd forgot to put on mascara, and asked if he could borrow some. FML
Today, I went on an online date. I'd spent a while getting ready and making sure I looked good. When I arrived at the café, I saw my date and approached with a smile. He stood up, looked me over, and said, "Oh, I thought you were your profile picture’s friend." Then left. FML
Today, I went to the hair salon to cut 6 inches off my hair. When I got there, I decided to get my upper lip waxed for the first time. When my boyfriend came to pick me up for our date, I asked if he noticed anything different about me, the first thing he said was, "I see you got rid of your mustache." FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy I really liked. The date was going great until he decided to try flossing his teeth with my hair. FML
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taintedayush 0
Well did you get laid?
meekee 0
You did shave your both armpits, right?
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Comments (131)
Squander 3
Doesn't matter. Unless you didn't shave for like four or five months, it won't even be visible. This kind of maintenance bullshit is why I don't like girls.
Dilwann 27
Four or five months? You have interesting legs. Mine become visible after like 1 month, then stop growing. I'm not into all that maintenance 'bullshit' either, but half a year is a reaaaally long time.
Abby5212 0
That Sucks :
nerpy_derpy_doo 3
eh. it's really not that bad :P if he is the right guy for you, he would be looking at your face and your eyes, as you him. .. and not to mention nobody should really care. hair is something natural, and we wouldnt have it if we werent supposed to. P.S: Dont pet the sweaty things and dont sweat the petty things :)
unclebunny 7
HOW THE HECK DO YOU DO THAT? in all the years I've been shaving, I've never done that. Too weird.
stonedfishies 10
Hopefully it wasn't too noticeable.
Shazam25 7
Out of curiosity, how does someone forget to shave their other leg? I've never forgotten to shave the other half of my face or anything like that.
lisaint_fml 23
at least one :]
Randomness90 27
whoopsies!