Today, I went on a date with a guy I've had a crush on for a while. I shaved my legs and armpits and wore a short dress. It wasn't until I got to the meeting that I noticed I only shaved one of my legs. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got in the shower, washed my hair and shaved because I wanted to look great for a big date. I got out, brushed and dried my hair and spent an hour putting it up in the perfect hairstyle. Running late, I quickly put on my new dress, looked down and realized i had only shaved one leg. FML
Today, I decided to shave my legs completely to be more confident in my dress. I spent over an hour making sure my legs were perfectly shaved. It wasn't until I had been out awhile that I realized I forgot to shave my armpits. FML
Today, I shaved my legs and armpits for the first time in 6 weeks. Unfortunately, I didn't have a hot date, I just had my yearly gyno exam. FML
Today, I prepared for my first date in two years. I shaved my legs, did my hair and nails, painted my face, found the perfect outfit, then waited for hours for a man who never came. FML
Today, I was getting ready for a date. I spent extra time getting ready in the shower, making sure I was all shaved. I was shaving my upper lip to make sure I didn't have a mustache. I cut my lip really badly, leaving the most noticable razor cut on my face for my date. I'm a girl. FML
Today, I shaved my legs and pits for the first time this summer. It took 3 disposable razors and an hour to get the job done. I've clearly been single for far too long. FML
Today, I got all dressed up to go on a date with a guy. Upon getting to my house to pick me up, he told me he'd forgot to put on mascara, and asked if he could borrow some. FML
Today, I went on an online date. I'd spent a while getting ready and making sure I looked good. When I arrived at the café, I saw my date and approached with a smile. He stood up, looked me over, and said, "Oh, I thought you were your profile picture’s friend." Then left. FML
Today, I went to the hair salon to cut 6 inches off my hair. When I got there, I decided to get my upper lip waxed for the first time. When my boyfriend came to pick me up for our date, I asked if he noticed anything different about me, the first thing he said was, "I see you got rid of your mustache." FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy I really liked. The date was going great until he decided to try flossing his teeth with my hair. FML
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taintedayush 0
Well did you get laid?
meekee 0
You did shave your both armpits, right?
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Comments (131)
desireev 18
I understand the whole "being nervous" and "being excited" thing.. But how did you not notice you missed the whole other leg after you got out of the shower and put lotion on your legs? That's when I check for the spots I missed. Better luck next time OP! Merry Christmas!
desireev 18
Well I put lotion on my legs especially after I shave and especially during the winter because that is when your skin is the most dry. If not, I'll have super ashy legs. And I'm not trying to have some ashy lookin legs...
Llamacod 11
Desireev likes to have a post on every page I see. It isn't a bad thing as long as the posts are different. See post 46 and 48
ImmenseCabbage 0
Aww OP, it's okay, this happens to the best of us. Depending how long it had been since you had last shaved before that... i feel like it's not as big of a deal as you may think and he may not have even noticed! Regardless, sorry OP. :/
ohmandapants 17
Hopefully the hair wasn't long enough to flutter in the breeze... Maybe he didn't notice? I mean, you didn't so...
chelsea3111996 0
That's sexy... **in my sarcastic voice, not my creepy creeper voice**
Llamacod 11
I don't know how to tell you this so... Your sarcastic voice and your creepy creeper voice sound pretty much the same.
countrycutie955 4
I've done that before sadly:/
sabrinaFML 0
Hahah tht must have looked weird, if u wer at a restirant, tht wud have sucked FYL thts a HAIRY situation ^.^ LOL
denny3206 0
Better luck next shave. Desireev, love the profile.lol
kodinbug 2
How do you forget that one? That sucks, I'm sorry friend
ninjacapo 2
Ummm so you noticably dont shave your legs on a daily basis? Ewwwww if its noticeable theres a problem
cuddlebunny3548 11
Did you only shave one armpit too?