Bigpoppa0507
Canada
Today, while playing with bubble wrap, I dislocated my thumb. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
marie
San Jose, United States
Gamers rise up
Today, after a stressful day at work, I just wanted to go home and play video games. And then I broke my thumb. FML
billy
This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
Wellesley Hills, United States
Ouch
Today, I dislocated my toe while putting on my socks. FML
BarryShitpeas
Cranbrook, United Kingdom
Today, my enjoyment of popping bubble wrap was yet again ruined by my excessive OCD tendencies. FML
thwack
United States
Today, during a workplace safety exercise at work, I managed to cut off the tip of my thumb. FML
eiregal2
Cork, Ireland
Butterfingers
Today, I somehow managed to slice open my thumb. The dangerous weapon that caused this to happen? Velcro. FML
Anonymous
Boise, United States
What? How? Why?
Today, I smashed my finger with a hammer. A finger on the hand holding the hammer. FML
Anonymous
Toronto, Canada
Today, I came across some bubble wrap. Turned out it was a special type of bubble wrap that cannot be popped. FML
WolfsScar
Lincoln, United States
Be careful, please!
Today, while I was telling a friend she needs to be more careful about getting hurt, I dislocated and sprained my thumb. She then laughed at me and said, "Yes, I will." FML
Anonymous
Melbourne, Australia
How many cans did I have last night?
Today, as I peeled a now soggy Band-Aid off my finger, I discovered that in the dim light of yesterday evening, I had, with great anxiety, wrapped it around the wrong finger. FML
opposableouch
United Kingdom
Today, I sliced a deep gash into my thumb while carving up bagels. After putting a plaster on, I returned to my room to relax, where I lit a candle. The flame from my new lighter shot up, and set fire to the plaster on my thumb. Now I have a cut AND several burns. FML
Top comments
crabbyabby718 0
That takes skill
DocBastard 40
Clearly "playing with bubble wrap" is a euphemism for masturbation. Be more careful next time, big boy.
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Comments (157)
exotica_fml 6
how did u do that? fail!
Keyman1212 14
Bubble wrap is pretty fun... But dislocating your thumb is not...
LiveLaughFML 10
OP: 0 bubblewrap: 1
babybrunette128 8
You are one unlucky person my friend.
nitewlf12 10
Next thing you know someone will cut off a finger with safety scissors.
quesidias 0
25- not as hard as you think.. ;)
Legendslayer222 26
50, why is that emoticon winking? Was that a threat?
Damn_Hippster 11
Another tragic accident caused by bubble wrap. When will they learn?!
raaawwwrrZ 8
He thought bubble wrap would be enough protection to stop a car from dislocating his thumb by running it over
urdirtyolduncle 15
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miserybuisness 0
I think it was worth it.
Friaza 29
It takes skill to dislocate your thumb with bubble wrap, you should feel proud of your resourcefulness OP!
JDorable 2
at first my initial reaction was dumbfoundedness....until I realized that OP was from Canada, and then it all made sense. and yes I realize dumbfoundedness is not a word.
crabbyabby718 0
That takes skill
olpally 33
And stupidity...
monkeys1315 0
A whole lotta stupidity
AnthonyN 5
word
kjbirch7 0
lol I love that game! but never got hurt playing it.... sorry op
jc10x 8
op, you still finished popping all of it, right?
tjamurphy 5
It didn't like being popped then?
False_Stupidity 42
The bubble wraps revenge!
Pendragon525 0
"When Bubble Wrap Attacks!!!"
DocBastard 40
Clearly "playing with bubble wrap" is a euphemism for masturbation. Be more careful next time, big boy.
flockz 20
"pop pop no one sees me get freaky"
NoahStaz 3
It's actually, "Pop pop. Hope no one sees me, getting freaky. I'm nerdy in the extreme and whiter than sour cream."
Eggers 2
36 gets points for trying, 58 gets points for winning
decidedlyvague 11
I love that song especially the part "Pop pop. Sensual explosion. Pop pop. Oh wait. Shit, someone's at the door! ****! Dislocated my thumb in the drawer! Should've known there was a better place to hide it, I just hope I'm not black lighted." The way he breaks it down always gives me chills.
frankq555 3
How the **** did u Manage that
FarSide 23
I think you are doing it wrong.
HannahForbesxo 13
Pfft. As if that should stop you playing with it.
radicaljerk 0
Hey:D
brandene95 0
Hey
yomommma 6
Hey :)
NoobHat 6
I can only conclude it was some form of metal bubble wrap...
Clubkicker_fml 0
Child! Lol I would do that too
SeaMen 3
You had to be THAT guy didn't you?
FarSide 23
So now the Canadian government will force bubble-wrap manufacturers to include Warning Messages on their products. Because of dipshits like OP who abuse bubble-wrap.
RainbowHeadache 2
This is why we can't have nice things. :[
G97Alex 21
God definitely hates you.