Today, I got all dressed up to go on a date with a guy. Upon getting to my house to pick me up, he told me he'd forgot to put on mascara, and asked if he could borrow some. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went on a date with someone I really like. Halfway through dinner, I noticed my mascara was smudging, so I tried to discreetly wipe it off with my napkin. As I looked up, my date was staring at me with wide eyes. Apparently, I had smeared it all over my face and I looked like a raccoon. He didn’t even offer to help me fix it, just smirked. FML
Today, I spent ages getting dressed up for a date I’ve been excited for. I even put on cologne for the first time in forever. When I arrived at the restaurant, I realized I had forgotten my wallet. I spent the entire meal pretending to be “really into the conversation” while internally panicking about how I was going to pay. It didn't end well. FML
Today, I rushed out of the bathroom with toothpaste smeared all over my chin and cheek. I was so anxious about going on a date that I didn’t realize this until said date pointed it out halfway through dinner. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy that I met at a masquerade. The moment he saw me without my mask on, he left the date. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy I've had a crush on for a while. I shaved my legs and armpits and wore a short dress. It wasn't until I got to the meeting that I noticed I only shaved one of my legs. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy I really liked. The date was going great until he decided to try flossing his teeth with my hair. FML
Today, I dressed up for a date. After waiting for hours, sending countless texts and voice mails to my date, and thinking I'd been stood up, I remembered my date is actually scheduled for tomorrow. FML
Today, I got in the shower, washed my hair and shaved because I wanted to look great for a big date. I got out, brushed and dried my hair and spent an hour putting it up in the perfect hairstyle. Running late, I quickly put on my new dress, looked down and realized i had only shaved one leg. FML
Today, I planned to go on a date with a man I met online. He came to my apartment to pick me up, and I told him I'd be right out as I grabbed my purse. When I got outside, he was gone. FML
Today, date night with my boyfriend. I had my makeup done, fake lashes, etc. He was staring at me and I thought, "Oh, he loves how my eyes look" so I started flirting a lot, fluttering my lashes. We then took a pic and saw my lashes were falling, so I asked, ”Were they like that the whole night?” He replied, “Yeah, it looked weird.” FML
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Top comments
GigaPudding_fml 24
Look at it at the bright side! you never have to bring make-up to his house! :)
Jrefinne 7
Aww, how brave of him.
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Comments (247)
Jrefinne 7
Aww, how brave of him.
eminemchick 19
give manscara or it counts as gay-_- xD
pertained 12
lol, emos.
theten_fml 9
she was going on a date with captain Jack sparrow
turtlemansam 6
Maybe she's dating that guy from LOST
Takador 3
Wait... excuse me???
EagorLuvsBigFoot 8
I have one thing to say: Gay
iSitt 0
otherwise his nose ring would look pretty stupid. Duh.
ColdplaySucks 18
OP shoulda not put male on her online dating profile.
sarahxD1234 5
gay people are STILL human , don't be judgmental bitches .
gabstahhh 8
Awkward way to start a date...
boatingboy1011 0
"hey, after im done with this mascara, can i borrow a tampon? oh wait, nvm, i have my own."
juicedboi 7
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
As if metro isn't feminine enough... the future looks weak for the race of men.
cookie_3008 4
Oh. My. Goth. O_o
jerica98 0
Excuse me.?
freddyisepic 2
adam lambert hehe
iamyourmum 1
lol at least he didn't ask for lip gloss
iEatGuppies 0
nothings sexier than manscara
boyguydudemalema 0
Or he's a kabuki warrior! It's a japanese warrior guy, look it up.
iHazard 2
Completely Agree With you on that one.
Llama_Face89 34
193- isn't kabuki Japanese theatre?
thisguy44 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
that's a red faq.. I mean flag haha
afdude87 6
spell it right at least if you're gonna try and be a douche.
kindlystfupls 0
So... it's a red frequently asked question?? MORON.
Jacobt24 19
Really? You noticed it and didn't change it, but instead put what you meant to put in the same comment
SuperCassie 0
hey dont judge. Maybe he just wanted to look good in the pictures.
pinkspaceboundro 0
your an asshole.
whybother8 0
#21 he was trying to be funny and call him gay
GigaPudding_fml 24
Look at it at the bright side! you never have to bring make-up to his house! :)
Emster689 0
that is a good side ! : )
kaitlynnmarie97 0
haha(: good point
haaschy 0
hahaha good point!! one less thing you have to carry!! lol
tjolivas 9
Qqv
tjolivas 9
Qqv
PSQ91 6
So you're going ou with this Tokio Hotel guy?
gorina 0
A guys wears makeup and the first person in your head is Bill Kaulitz? That's odd. Ever heard of Marilyn Manson? Jw.
forgettingsunday 0
date with ryan ross? if only he was straight :b
royalt313 0
Bill Kaulitz!!!!
leemurcat 5
I hear she's a nice lady
ZombieeeeUnicorn 1
71- Ryan Ross is SEXY :D
xxxInsanexxx 9
Mr. Kaulitz wears quite a bit more then just mascara. :D
molavegurl 4
Bill!! :D lmao
BobsUrAunty 2
what about the guy from black veil brides? he wears paint too :)
nanihere 0
Bill's makeup is always flawless..unlike mine xD
xxxmadyxxx 0
191: hes hot a's ****!
ninjacutie 6
Oh My God >.< Ryan Ross rox my sox and if he we're straight I wouldn't HUNT THAT BOY DOWN. anyway don't be weirded out if it doesn't bother u or he looks sexy with it on then it shouldn't matter! I see no problem. btw speaking of Ryan Ross I can't believe he left panic! at the disco (my fav band)
rocker135 0
surprised he didnt ask for eyeshadow
Monii_Harlz 11
so what's next red lipstick ? :P
KARMAREBEL 0
So did you lend it to him?!
the_gabe254 0
good question. I'd like to hear the answer to this. lol
julialoves0521 0
me 2
Awahso 25
Well, now you have a conversation starter !
hedgerow 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
YDI for complaining. You could've known he was that kind of guy.
volley4eva1698 0
but she didn't
the_gabe254 0
dont think that's the point. I'm a guy, and I can tell when someone is wearing mascara, guy or girl, I I'm paying attention. it's just a matter of Actually paying enough attention.
angiedancesalott 8
i hope he didnt forget the eyeliner to go with it!
xxxmadyxxx 0
Eyeliner is hot on guys. Well some guys depends on their style..
TripOnShoelaces 0
On a lot of guys it looks really trashy. I haven't really seen any guy pull it off... unless it's a celebrity.
missIrene 6
Jared Letto looks good with guyliner lol
MissSunshinexox 0
man mascara, yum :P jk
XxHunterHavocxX 0
haha it's called manscara and guyliner.
0963rb 0
haha
Xx_Dakota_xX 1
58- its prob more around the line of gayscara :p
Xx_Dakota_xX 1
gayscara us more like it...no offense op ;D