Today, I was out clubbing, when some bloke at the bar started trying to pick fights with everyone. Trying to defuse the situation with humour, I said, "I used to be a tough guy like you. Then I took an arrow in the knee." The next thing I know, I have a broken nose. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while at a local bar, my friends and I were approached by an overly intoxicated man who asked us each politely if we wanted to fight. Thinking it was a joke, I said yes. It wasn't a joke, I now have a broken nose and a black eye. FML
Today, for my 18th birthday, I went out to a club with my mate and I drank so much I ended up breaking my nose. I was there for an hour. FML
Today, I was at the bar and my friend and I were making fun of this guy wearing a Affliction muscle tee and bedazzled Ed Hardy hat. We were saying how he was the epitome of a douche bag and that he probably likes UFC. Turns out he's an MMA fighter and I now have a broken nose. FML
Today, my face got intimate with several plywood boards, and I suffered lacerations and bruising. I told my friends I got the wounds from taking a few guys down in a bar fight. Now they're dragging me out into a rough part of town to give them "muscle" while they try to score some crack. FML
Today, I woke up in hospital after a night of heavy drinking. My friends told me I was beat up by the doorman. After going to the club to watch the security footage, it was revealed I actually fell on my face trying to fight, and caused more damage to myself. FML
Today, after years of battling my social anxiety issues, I went out clubbing with my friends. A girl started talking to me and we actually hit it off. The next thing I know, I'm on the floor getting wailed on by some bloke for hitting on his girlfriend. She didn't do a thing to stop him. FML
Today, I was walking down the street, when I saw a guy in front of me trip and fall forwards, and I quickly jumped forward to steady him. Apparently he thought he was being mugged, and threw his head backwards into my face, leaving my nose a bloody mess. FML
Today, I saw a fight so I went over to try and break it up. Someone thought I wanted to join in, so he gave me an unexpected whap in the happy sacks, and I also got a bloody nose for my troubles. FML
Today, I was at a nightclub when some dick squeezed the ass of the girl beside me. She whirled around and started yelling and slapping me across the face. I was dragged out by the bouncers, to cheers from the people around us. FML
Today, I was down the pub with a mate and we got onto the subject of bar fights. I said I thought being glassed wouldn't actually hurt that much. My friend looks at me, calmly finishes his pint and then swiftly smashes his glass over my head. Turns out I was wrong. And we got kicked out. FML
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MrSassypants 34
"I used to tell people took an arrow to the knee, but then I took a fist to the nose." - OP
friedchickenpie 14
I used to hate that quote, but I took a Skyrim to the addiction section of my brain.
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kickazz16 15
Don't start things you can't handle. It's common knowledge you don't mess with people like that. Just take experience from this.
YtotsDI 0
Aha
Damn_Hippster 11
I use to be an arrow like you, then I took an adventurer to the knee.
superguppy19 3
How about shove that arrow up ur ass with a cool story hoe while your at it
deviable 9
Except op wasn't starting anything, they were trying to stop something.
HetaliaFreak 10
14- In Soviet Russia......
NotsoobviousTrol 5
His speech skill wasn't high enough
monkeysareyummy 0
Next time use juggernaut. Might limit the damage.
jets4 0
People don't post this for advice guys
ummiforget 0
Today, while at the bar, I was trying to pick random fights with people. The someone told me, "I used to be tough like you. But then I took an arrow in the knee." Next thing he knows, he has a broken nose. FTW. Btw, the meme says "in the knee" and has a period after "you". I'm perty smart, ain't I?
monkeysareyummy 0
Thanks for the advice.
efynsien 1
You needed your horse!!
asoptavlo14 6
Surprised 10 comments and no one even responded to how number 1 read the FML completely wrong, or even responded to number 1 at all..
natas_fml 13
32 responded to 1. Should have fus roh dah'd him across the club.
ThereRNoWorries 5
Someone is just getting a wee bit too serious on this FML post.
The_Weirdo 10
He was just mad about his sweet roll.
Sebastian_NG 17
At least you can still be an adventurer
PlastikSeraph 2
OP, you should have brought some curved swords. CURVED. SWORDS.
ZzkekekezZ 0
You should of took some MW2 pain killer right before, you would be practically invincible -_-
ahti546 11
You sir OP, are my hero
nahgemsoohc 0
I used to be a peacemaker, until I took a bottle to the nose
asoptavlo14 6
129- you like grinding my gears don't you..
evamusical 12
Op ur so great!! Epic fail!!
tygerarmy 35
Did you lose a hundred gold for losing the bar fight?
moop256 10
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
I ****** hate you and that qoute >:(
friedchickenpie 14
I used to hate that quote, but I took a Skyrim to the addiction section of my brain.
moop256 10
Ok... I have to admit you won at that one
flockz 20
gamer guys always have the fastest fingers. i would know because i game about 18 hours a day. ladies are you listening?
docscientist 10
4, it still has comical value in certain situations. This is one of them.
DynamicDave 11
OP used to be a giant douche, but then... Oh, wait, never mind. It hasn't changed.
horneyhic 15
Fast isn't good 59 skilled is
Trix_Disorder 20
I love how fast people ran this meme into the ground. It was somewhat of a record I think.
nixter5 18
I used to do those arrow to the knee jokes, just like you, but then I took a ****** to the penis.
lolman222 0
210 - You're 16 years old. I believe that is illegal in any state in the US. The people who talk about their sex life on the Internet usually are making it up anyways.
cosmosis 12
4- i agree 100% mate... If anyone was dumb enough to use the arrow to the knee comment as a joke to calm me down. I would ram an arrow in their knee and see just how ******* funny it is
SilverGTP99 8
Such a stupid quote
TJD28 3
210 well played, well played indeed
tennisrapper1 14
Uberhaxornova actually made the quote funny in his happy wheels "walkthrough" xD
Careful_Coyote 6
Quote*
stedfastwolf 11
235- not every state
asoptavlo14 6
235 is just angry because "it's" still a virgin.
wutzup 0
I used to hate that quote... THEN I TOOK AN ARROW TO THE KNEE lol
jomo111 5
Stop hatin haters. Haters be learners.
Jiplo 18
To take an arrow to the knee is actually slang for getting married. If you think about it, you kneel when you propose to someone, and would likewise if you were shot in the knee.
MrSassypants 34
"I used to tell people took an arrow to the knee, but then I took a fist to the nose." - OP
MrSassypants 34
I*
Amrel 10
I think he mistook the bloke for a coat rack
MrSassypants 34
60 Yeah. I missed an 'I' in the sentence so I corrected it.
MrSassypants 34
It is actually not that impressive. I don't mean to sound offensive but just because you couldn't catch it doesn't mean someone else can. Wow, still sounds offensive. Well go back and read my comment in a Donald Duck voice, hopefully that helps. I get what you mean about the mentally thing though. Our minds came with autocorrect when we were born. Like for instance when someone tries to speak like Yoda, sometimes don't notice I. I have to read it again to notice. Tl;dr? Yeah it was kinda boring.
shots1996 8
The i goes between "people" and "took" never noticed it till you said somethin then i felt the desire to look:)
humorizer 14
^ He said "I used to tell people took" I missed it the first two times I reread the sentence as well. :P
Castiell_fml 0
...Then I took a scrotum to the chin
Little_Hairy 0
Gurggle, you suck at life.
howdmynosego 12
Op you've been watching to much YouTube
muhaidib 2
I used to read Gruggle's comments, but then I took a palm to the face.
PaulB123 11
I used to read dune and make my username ... Oh but then I grew up.
SoMuchSourheads 0
I use to make arrow in the knee jokes, then I got a life.
graham11 14
268- hey at least you finally figured that out!!
Philliesfan9391 3
269- You are correct!
esines 9
I used to make arrow to the knee jokes, then I took a ****** to the penis.
NotsoobviousTrol 5
I used to say things like that then I took an arrow to the knee
DynamicDave 11
In Soviet Russia, arrow takes you to the knee.
MrSassypants 34
If an arrow had a knee, it wouldn't be a good arrow.
The_Weirdo 10
Almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter.
bizarre_ftw 22
96, that's an odd way of doing it, personally I'd knee the arrow. Eh, must be from Canada, odd place up there, moose with tiny brains and hockey players that have a tendency to kill people. See down here it's the other way around apparently. The border, it would seem, acts as a mirror
HetaliaFreak 10
191- Why is it that ALL your comments have thumbs down?
ambamm135 7
Because 191 doesn't think before she posts, thus leading her to sound like an idiot. Sad but true
t765234 10
Honestly, 191 is one of the very few people here whom i have not yet had the desire to punch in the face.
lifesucks1234567_fml 2
An arrow to the knee? Shove an arrow down the throat!!
animalover721 3
What would life be without humor?
anchorsaweigh15 0
Much more serious
getoustahere 7
No, boring.
blackstar994 5
A broken nose
fmlsaves 0
Death
bizarre_ftw 22
Jell-o
alphaskater09 9
Y u thumbs him down? He is soo funneh
xiaoxaio 5
its a her.. and anyone that uses that qoute should get a broken nose
QueenOfSuppness 25
A Blackhole?
YtotsDI 0
Wtf?
derpster 7
^ Gurgles, LOL ROFL. i used to be like you until i took an arrow to the knee.
Zomg_Okay 27
Lol, if you think you're going to get your average Internet user to use proper spelling and grammar, I've bad news for you.
xcarxcrashx 9
Gurgs, is your first day on the internet honey? Just recognize that so many people on FML take it all waaaay too seriously. I think you're trying to be a grammar nazi but your trying to be polite about it which is just making you look silly. No need to correct people on here. It just starts stupid pointless arguments.
JustStella 28
Ugh, Youtube all over again... LOL, Still an over-reaction.
KingOfAmazing 9
It's NOT a YouTube thing, it's a skyrim thing. An annoying skyrim thing, but still a skyrim thing. If you're going to complain, get it right.
Nutty4Muffs 3
Obviously no one's been on YouTube for the past month besides the King and I.
bigAC 6
i can't tell you how much you deserve that broken nose.
babe7260 30
Rude
LaColombianita 26
I guess you know not to mess with him now..?
emmanizzer 6
No. Now he knows not to make that stupid joke any longer.
Dixie___Normous 0
These "taking an arrow to the knee" quotes are never going to stop
EvilTwerp 12
I thumbed your comment up because of your username!
brenkite 5
Not until skyrim gets old, which is when elder scrolls six comes out