Today, my mom sold the car I've been working on for the last few years for 100 dollars. To buy gas for her car. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, I just bought a car with all of my own money. Then, when I brought it home my dad informed me that my mom will be driving it to work every day. FML
Today, after selling their car, my parents decided to inform me that my car (that I paid for myself) is now going to be the "Family Car". They also informed me that since it is, after all, my car, I'll still have to pay for the gas and maintenance. FML
Car brain
Today, I got woken up by my parents telling me I had to go buy a car so they could have transportation. Neither of their cars work, so I was letting them use mine, and then they wrecked it. It needs nearly a thousand bucks in repairs to be drivable again, but since it was my car, I have to replace it now to appease them. FML
Today, after replacing several components on my new used car, I realized that the reason it wasn't getting the gas mileage it was supposed to because my coworkers take turns siphoning my gas while I work. FML
On yer bike
Today, I replaced the fog lights on my car and completely filled my gas tank. $50+ later, the transmission decided it wanted to go out. FML
Thanks a lot!
Today, my girlfriend's dad let me borrow his car for transportation to work because mine got totaled. This car is a complete dump and I've realized he's only letting me use it so it's my fault to fix the broken things on the car. So far, I've had to replace the battery and two popped tires. FML
Trust issues
Today, I decided I'd sell an old motorcycle I had, in order to help with the bills. I had to be at work at the time when an interested buyer was to show up, so I entrusted my mother with the exchange as she's unemployed. Mom pocketed the money and bought a new freezer for her house, and won't pay me back. FML
Today, I bought a new $10,000 car since my old one broke down. Today, I also found out the old one wasn’t starting because i never had it in park. FML
Today, I had to sell over $400 worth of china at a flea market. I barely got paid enough to refill my gas tank. FML
Beep beep
Today, I took my partner’s car to fill with gas because mine was in the shop. Out of habit, I put diesel into the tank. We discovered it three hours later; the tow bill ate my weekly budget, the mechanic sighed through the repair estimate, and I spent the evening on hold with roadside help. FML
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Ninjaface 0
I'd say there would be some poetic justice if you were to siphon her gas.
Spaceghost77 0
Fake, unless you are dumb enough to not sign the pink slip. If that's the case, YDI big time.
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dawgzor 0
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Crasken 0
win
ninaaftermath 0
YDI for drunk driving
Reyo 2
#57: I love how you played the "Think of what we've done for you" card to justify the OP's mother stealing her car. It's not just the fact that she sold it for her own gain, it's the fact that she STOLE it to sell it for her own gain. And how do you know she's not still in High school? Are you saying High schoolers can't work on cars? That's weird, considering they have machine shop classes...and then there's my friend Jacob who's working on his car to "earn it" when he's 15. (I swear to God someone does some "Team Jacob" bullshit Ima smack a bitch)
GumboVariation 0
Saying your friend is called Jacob, is 15 and likes mechanics is nigh begging for it, #72. But I digress. Is it not actually a very old Yo Mamma's joke what OP is really talking about?
Sparkey 0
Potentially, the mother has been nagging for years to get rid of the hunk of junk and butter_cup has never really looked after it. Maybe the mother has set deadlines and threatened to get rid of it if butter_cup didn't - we don't know.
nam3 0
lame i saw this shit on yo momma
crazytoaster 2
Why do people allow their parents to do such stupid things? Limits, boundaries and threats are the three key words to raising parents...... and children....... and friends....... and strangers
greenltrn2003 0
^I sadly lol'ed
hellokittywhore 0
better than what happened to me. my dad who always borrowed my car owed drug dealers money and so they decided bashing in all my windows, slashing my tires and my newly resurfaced interior, and pissing eveywhere to get even. =
punkman999 0
how old are u
Yarrachel 16
42nd
etosfml 0
Uh oh, universe win
ohcanaduh 0
is she blonde
doNOTfmylife 0
"Your momma so stupid that she sold the car for gas money." Literally... Just not her own car, of course ^_^
Yarrachel 16
Are you blonde?
sshley95 10
Why does it matter.
billionair11 20
^ Unfortunately you just proved all the dumb blonde jokes.
remy_xi 0
Are none of you capable of spelling and grammar? And yes, OP, that is horrible. Sorry about the grammar thing. In response to your issue, maybe try buying it back, depending on to whom it was sold?
Spaceghost77 0
Fake, unless you are dumb enough to not sign the pink slip. If that's the case, YDI big time.
Don_fml 0
In many states, minors cannot own vehicles. To me it sounds as if the OP were a minor and working on a car to get it running. Oh yeah, OP - FYL.
Yarrachel 16
YDI for taking so long to work on the car. In the time it took me to write this comment, I built three cars from scratch.
WVJimbo 0
Dumbest comment ever.
Yarrachel 16
I concur. You are absolutely right. I will change my ways, and stop posting useless, irrelevant garbage. Tomorrow.
vdek 0
You could just go off yourself. Would be doing the world a favor.
Yarrachel 16
I could, but I'm feeling a little lazy today. Maybe next week, if my schedule is clear.
sadistmonkey 19
Somehow, the people telling Yarrachel off piss me off more than Yarrachel himself.
Yarrachel 16
Herself, thanks.
letsbetrees 0
I actually found the original comment rather witty and entertaining. (:
sadistmonkey 19
my bad Yarrachel
Ian_from_0070 16
You must have spent years writing that comment then.
ILoveMyLifeSoMuc 0
omg she must be poor
mackischillin 5
That was inconsiderate
zirathedarkelf 2
Reminds me of something that happened to my boyfriend, only she sold two of his project cars (same make & model for switching parts) because he told her to in a dream. And that reminded me to submit that as a FML. :P