Shorty
Today, I was mistaken for an 8th grader because of my height. I'm 32 years-old. FML
Today, I was mistaken for an 8th grader because of my height. I'm 32 years-old. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got mistaken for a high school freshman. It’s my 23rd birthday. FML
Today, I used to look so young for my age that in high school, I was regularly mistaken for a freshman. I never succeeded in getting dates because of it. Today, I'm 25 years-old and regularly get confused for being in my thirties. I guess all the stress from work, loneliness, and rejection really caught up. FML
Today, I was at work refreshing the shelves when a man turned the corner and said, very surprised, "You look 12!" A few weeks back, two people did the same thing, only they said I looked 9. I'm almost 21 years old, and just very short. Starting to get just a little self conscious here. FML
Today, I was asked if I had children who are in high school. I’m 17. This isn't the first time someone has mistaken me for a woman in her twenties. FML
Today, I, a person who will be 21 in a few months, was mistaken for my mom's older brother. My mom is in her fifties. Apparently this is becoming increasingly common, because the world sucks. I didn't realize it was affecting me this badly. FML
Today, despite being in high school, I'm still shorter than the average 3rd grader. FML
Today, a customer complimented me on how good I looked for my age. She thought I was in my forties. I'm 18. FML
Today, I realized that since I was in elementary school, my friends, my workmates, and even my family, all call me accidentally by someone else's name instead of my actual name. I'm 30 years-old. FML
Today, the cashier at the local grocery store in my area said that I don't look a day over 40. I'm 28. FML
Today, I had a customer tell me that I don't look a day over 39. I'm 35. FML
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mike3775 39
So you still look young, enjoy it. I have 32 yr old friends who look like they are almost ready to file for social security. I’m 47 and people think I’m in my early 30’s all the time. Incidentally, I have 17 yr old boy/girl twins and my son standing next to his sister looks 4-5 years younger than her and you wouldn’t think he’s started puberty yet, while she could probably walk into any liquor store and purchase whatever she wants as long as they not card her.
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mike3775 39
So you still look young, enjoy it. I have 32 yr old friends who look like they are almost ready to file for social security. I’m 47 and people think I’m in my early 30’s all the time. Incidentally, I have 17 yr old boy/girl twins and my son standing next to his sister looks 4-5 years younger than her and you wouldn’t think he’s started puberty yet, while she could probably walk into any liquor store and purchase whatever she wants as long as they not card her.