Today, I called the guy I've liked for a long time and told him how I felt. He didn't say anything except for "hello." After I spilled my feelings, I hear "Haha, just kidding I'm not here right now! Call me back later!" FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was on the phone to a guy I really like from work. We'd been talking for about 2 minutes, when he said he was getting another call, and put me on hold. I was so excited to be on the phone with him, it took me a whole 15 minutes to realise he had actually just hung up on me. FML
Today, after many weeks of talking to this guy over the phone for hours on end and establishing that we both had feelings for the other, we met in person. He saw me, got an "emergency text," and hasn't talked to me since. FML
Today, I finally got the courage to confess my feelings to the guy I have loved for a year now in a long note. He called half an hour later and said, "I'm not going to read this crap, just tell me what it says". FML
Today, I called my boyfriend. He answered with, "Hey, I'll call you back when this goes to commercial." FML
Today, I told the guy I liked about my feelings, and he says, "Sorry I don’t like you, but can I get your sister's number?" FML
Today, I was talking to a guy I've recently started developing feelings for. We've been talking for a while, but he revealed that he wasn't being serious with anything we've been talking about, and didn't have any feelings for me. FML
Today, I finally confessed to the guy I've liked for two years. I told him that I've really liked him for a long time, and that I knew he had a girlfriend and I didn't expect anything from him, I just wanted him to know. His response? "Are you done? 'Cause I need to go to the bathroom." FML
Today, my best friend whom I have been in love with for years, called me, proposed, and confessed his love for me. He was at a noisy bar so I asked him to call me back later and we'd discuss it. He called back later, hungover, with no recollection of our conversation whatsoever. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed. Three hours later, he called me to tell me he was kidding. FML
Today, I confessed my feelings to the guy I've had the biggest crush on. He spent the next ten minutes calling me delusional, said that I know nothing about him, and laughed that "this isn't Twilight, for fuck's sake". All he did when I started crying was pat me on the head and leave. FML
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Top comments
Panime 0
What an immature, yet awesomely hilarious joke. At least you get another chance to make it sound better.
Anyoniemous 0
Am I the only person that thought he actually answered it but pretended it was voicemail because he didn't like her back?
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Comments (111)
Panime 0
What an immature, yet awesomely hilarious joke. At least you get another chance to make it sound better.
cloverpi314 4
oooohhhhh my gooood!! this is hilarious!!
pineappleducki 4
wait, didn't op call him? so why would her voicemail go off?
Anyoniemous 0
Am I the only person that thought he actually answered it but pretended it was voicemail because he didn't like her back?
missalkali 8
no... I also thought that... and still kinda do
z_x_c_v_b_n_m 0
yeah, my friend has a machine like that... tricks me almost everytime.
sugababy234565 0
so does my cousin. she made one just for me. I fall for it EVERY time.!
brave_fml 0
I used to have my voicemail like that then I realized it was stupid, and changed it.
Squeaky_x3 0
oh my gosh, that stinks! I would be embarrassed.. >w
happy_animal_lov 0
but no one would know... it wasn't recording, so not FHL
jingojango 0
There you go, at least you got the rehearsal out of the way...time to muster up that courage once again;) good luck
manoverboard 0
I've always wanted to set my voicemail like that. But it sounds dumb. FYL. There must be a long pause...
cineturtle 0
ugh i hate voicemails like that... well you wanted to let him know, and now he does....i wonder what his response was...
redbluegreen 41
That's pretty much how my voicemail. But if you really have the feelings for someone... wouldn't you wait for more of response then "hello" to start gushing? And how much could you really say in 10 seconds? Have you never called this person before? Because if you had, you'd have probably known how his voicemail goes.
mariahrawks 0
maybe he always has answered.
HeathyLoo 0
maybe he changed his voicemail? It's possible -.- or maybe he pretended it was voicemail because he didn't know how to answer ?
Tofuburger360 0
I believe you just got pwned.
forthelin 0
that is a brilliant voice mail