Today, I was going through a hard and painful break up after a long relationship. Trying to get over it, I invited my two best friends over to lift my spirits. The night ended with them making out on my bed as I sat alone in the other room. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend of 3 years dumped me. I was really depressed, so a couple of my friends came over to take me out to a club to cheer me up. My ex was there, partying with his friends. He came up to me and my friends, and asked my friend if she wanted to hang out sometime. She said yes. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. I felt down, so I laid in bed and told my parents I needed some alone time. A couple of minutes later, one of them started blasting "All by Myself" so loud that I felt the floorboards vibrate. FML
Today, after a great double date with my best friend and two really hot guys, we went back to my place. My friend and I left the guys in the living room to go grab some more wine. When we came back, we found our dates making out with each other on the couch. FML
Today, I was upset after my boyfriend and I broke up. My best friend heard and told me she would be right over. Three hours of waiting later, she stumbles in wasted. She had been at the bar, with my ex, making sure he was okay. For me, I just got a list of all the drinks she had that night. FML
Today, after breaking up with my boyfriend, some of my friends decided to take me to a comedy club for a girls night. My friend's jealous husband decided he had to come along, then decided to invite my other friends' boyfriends. I ended up being the seventh wheel on a night meant to cheer me up. FML
Today, I was invited to a party, but I didn't attend because my boyfriend would be disappointed with me. Instead, I spent the night with him watching movies. At the end of the night, he broke up with me because I wasn't fun enough. FML
Today, I had dinner with three friends to forget about the painful break up with my boyfriend. The first friend announced that she and her boyfriend had just bought a house, the second one that he was no longer single, and the third one revealed that she was pregnant. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 2 years broke up with me. My 3 best friends, who I've known since I was born, supported me by asking for her number, and now all are trying to date her. FML
Today, I broke up with my girlfriend because I couldn't trust her after cheating on me with 3 guys. Our friends are sad about it so they're throwing her a pity party. Now I'm single and I have no friends. FML
Today, I had a mental breakdown. Many things have been going completely wrong in my life, and I finally decided to let my boyfriend know about it. After about an hour of explaining and pouring my heart out, his response was, "I think we were better off as friends." FML
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Sunako_fml 9
Kinda inconsiderate of them...
mea_iloveskiing 26
That's why nutella is your best friend.
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Comments (59)
jsturaveragegirl 5
I hope they were opposite genders because if not.. Akward
Atheist4Life 0
What's wrong with two gay friends making out? Don't be a small minded bigot.
xcarxcrashx 9
Gee someone with REDNECKS!! in their profile makes an ignorant comment, go figure...
chevonfinley 8
Are you stuck in the 1950s? o.O
zachherbert 10
1-awkward*
Ray_of_midnight 23
Actually, I'm a guy, this happened to me about 25 years ago, and the two friends involved were both women. Fortunately we all had a good laugh about it afterwards and were all still friends for a good long while after that. OP, FYL.
Picolli 6
I hope not!
ohmandapants 17
Yeah because God forbid they're gay right? Just how far up your ass did you shove your head in order to be so ignorant? It's awkward whether they were opposite genders or not. They were invited over to cheer up their friend and that's what they did instead.
zachherbert 10
17- they shoved his head 9 and a half inches up his ass to be exact.
dontyawishyaknew 12
Actually... God kinda does forbid it
panda_burrito 2
22- So what's your point? God seems to me to be an asshole to 90% per cent of earth.
zachherbert 10
23- with the % sign, the extra percent was not needed. You said 90 percent 'per cent'
panda_burrito 2
12- HOW could you miss a great oppurtunity to have a threesome?!?!? you ******* asswipe!
eggmarie 25
Actually, The Bible wasn't written by God himself. It was man interpretation of what God said to them. So for all we know, God may love the gays.
biggestfan23 11
#28 it was actually God who was telling the prophets what to say so yea God doesn't like gays
xcarxcrashx 9
If straight people hate gays so much they why do they keep having gay babies?
SexyQueen0905 24
I think that's B.S. First of all, these were people CLAIMING to talk God. How come people believe them and yet dismiss other "prophets." For me, they are all crazy guys on street corners or acid trips. Second, if there is a God, I don't think he would be a big enough asshole to condemn a group of people who can't change who they are. It's just like 200 years ago, when the bible was being used to justify slavery. The bible was written by homophobes, misogynists, and used as a tool by racists.
furordei 2
I guarantee none of you ***** know anything about the bible. Your just spewing trash you hear from other *****. I would say I don't want about half the people that made the comments above to spawn babies into our world. Please.
Anai08 17
FML is really not the place for this kind of debate guys...
taheki 0
Well said 34
wilhelmsammi7309 5
Actually no he doesn't...,
tennisrapper1 14
25 is a grammar nazi. :P Not too many of us care.
SexyQueen0905 24
Actually, 35, as a former Christian, I do know a good amount about the bible. I don't understand why you call me a **** because I don't agree with you. I can assure you I am not. Name-calling isn't very "Christian" of you. Also I will ignore your request and have as many children as I want. (3)
Shelta957 13
Did you have a good time before that??
mango260 9
I just find it rude that OPs friends would makeout at your house, on your bed... Um it's your house and you can tell them that's inappropriate! That's very disrepectful.
vanessaizawesome 8
Poor op that's just horrible!! And really op... Their your 2 best friends?!?!
Sunako_fml 9
Kinda inconsiderate of them...
MDTeddy 13
I would have yelled at them and kicked them out of my house.
PerfasarusRex 3
Thats kind of ironic. Sorry OP :(
randomthing 22
Great friends you have there.
astoryofroses 9
wow. some friends you've got there. time to find new ones?
Deannie88 6
That was pretty selfish of them... I woulda cheered you up OP! (An no not in THAT way)
mea_iloveskiing 26
That's why nutella is your best friend.
BunchieRules 31
I had heard about Nutella for a long time, but never tried it until recently. It is glorious. But back to the subject: OP, if things got that out of hand, it's your house and your bed. If they were making you uncomfortable and only making things worse for you, I'd say kicking them out is justified.
Rebi3144 8
They don't sound like best friends. But maybe that's just me.
Steve95401 49
#14. I agree - it sounds like OP's "friends" were only interested in their own pleasure.
om102907 4
Forever alone..... So sad...