Today, I was woken up by my step brother trying to put his tongue in my mouth. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, my brother woke me up by trying to light my bed on fire. FML
Rude awakening
Today, my brother woke me up by hitting me in the face with a rubber dildo. FML
Today, my sister decided to wake me up by pumping handwash into my open mouth. FML
Today, I discovered that my stepbrother has been telling his friends that I'm his girlfriend. FML
Today, I woke up to my younger brother picking his nose with my fingers. His explanation? "You were sleeping." FML
Today, I met my brother for the first time in 20 years. Everything was going great, until he tried to make out with me. FML
Today, my little brother put a battery to my tongue while I was sleeping with my mouth open. The shock found its way right to my metal filling. FML
That's that, then
Today, I walked in on my brother having sex. With my boyfriend. FML
Today, I woke up because of a weird noise. Scared, I turned on my bedside lamp. I saw my older, 17-year-old brother peeing in my bedroom doorway. He was hoping I'd step in it in the morning. FML
Today, I woke up to my boyfriend trying to pick my nose. FML
Top comments
strawberrydreams 18
That's totally not disturbing at all.
Sassybq1 13
O_O hey be lucky it was someone you knew.......even though that's still pretty creepy lol. sorry chica. FYL.
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Comments (383)
CryMoreFMLs 15
Grats, I'm about to hit 400 or so.
nixter5 18
If you aren't a girl, I'd run far, far away!!
katiabasketball 0
that's nasty ewww haha
SleepOnStones 5
Time to start sleeping with a gun under your pillow
token308 2
#38 Agreed
richard121212 0
aww, a brothers love. :)
hellojuicyhello 5
oh man u guys must of been hella fuked up. Eww...
shootintacos 0
nice rack
chaoticnh 0
nice pic ;)
Keyman1212 14
That's some Wincest! or losecest for the OP...
karlijn 4
it's okay when he's cute. is he cute?
karmennn 0
how's that okay?
richard121212 0
I agree with #50
richard121212 0
*53
BigDave81 0
your ugly. hush
karmennn 0
creepy.
saraheve1188 5
Sucks for you...If anything, at least it wasn't your biological brother.