lizownsvirgy
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was woken up by my step brother trying to put his tongue in my mouth. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Today, my brother woke me up by trying to light my bed on fire. FML
Alex
🌶️ Spicy
Rude awakening
Today, my brother woke me up by hitting me in the face with a rubber dildo. FML
sheridan.ashley
Australia
Today, my sister decided to wake me up by pumping handwash into my open mouth. FML
Anonymous
Spokane, United States
Today, I discovered that my stepbrother has been telling his friends that I'm his girlfriend. FML
Picky
Today, I woke up to my younger brother picking his nose with my fingers. His explanation? "You were sleeping." FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I met my brother for the first time in 20 years. Everything was going great, until he tried to make out with me. FML
Anonymous
Alpharetta, United States
Today, my little brother put a battery to my tongue while I was sleeping with my mouth open. The shock found its way right to my metal filling. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
That's that, then
Today, I walked in on my brother having sex. With my boyfriend. FML
whymyroomthough
San Francisco, United States
Today, I woke up because of a weird noise. Scared, I turned on my bedside lamp. I saw my older, 17-year-old brother peeing in my bedroom doorway. He was hoping I'd step in it in the morning. FML
Qwerty
Australia
Today, I woke up to my boyfriend trying to pick my nose. FML
Top comments
strawberrydreams 18
That's totally not disturbing at all.
Sassybq1 13
O_O hey be lucky it was someone you knew.......even though that's still pretty creepy lol. sorry chica. FYL.
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Comments (383)
ImmortalKratos 0
but he sucks at photoshopping lol
baseballlegitly0 2
ummm how old is he?
starrbby 0
ew. that's NASTYYYY
Bushay_fml 0
...and thats the way they all became the Brady Bunch..
Davydawrestla 0
that's attractive (sarcasm)
HomeAl0ne 20
Well at least it sounds like you two have moved past that awkward stage where he tries to pick your nose while you're asleep.
salvorican 24
And they moved right into that awkward stage where op's step bro tries to tongue them in their sleep
Tatertotz515 0
Your a chick right?
ahoyajee 3
that's sick.
rattusrattus 19
If he ever sticks anything in your mouth again, bite it.
RuCheezBurger 10
That's when you own his face and tell your Mom/Dad to Divorce.