lizownsvirgy
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was woken up by my step brother trying to put his tongue in my mouth. FML
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🌶️ Spicy
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Today, I discovered that my stepbrother has been telling his friends that I'm his girlfriend. FML
Picky
Today, I woke up to my younger brother picking his nose with my fingers. His explanation? "You were sleeping." FML
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Today, I met my brother for the first time in 20 years. Everything was going great, until he tried to make out with me. FML
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Today, my little brother put a battery to my tongue while I was sleeping with my mouth open. The shock found its way right to my metal filling. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
That's that, then
Today, I walked in on my brother having sex. With my boyfriend. FML
whymyroomthough
San Francisco, United States
Today, I woke up because of a weird noise. Scared, I turned on my bedside lamp. I saw my older, 17-year-old brother peeing in my bedroom doorway. He was hoping I'd step in it in the morning. FML
Qwerty
Australia
Today, I woke up to my boyfriend trying to pick my nose. FML
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strawberrydreams 18
That's totally not disturbing at all.
Sassybq1 13
O_O hey be lucky it was someone you knew.......even though that's still pretty creepy lol. sorry chica. FYL.
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Comments (383)
Mekeritrig 15
Just give the poor lad a handjob and send him on his way.
Theringking 1
He wanted some luvins ^_^
006ruler 0
SSSSSSsssss...
SPAZTIK_CHILLI 0
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sakforduc 0
you* lol
IGotNippleRings 4
That's nasty as hell..Guess you could take it as a compliment though, lmao.
tona01 16
what?? don't inform them, that way you have something to blackmail him everytime you need something OP
tianyitom 0
when I first read that, I thought you were a guy and your step bro finally came out of the closet..
Salvikidd 6
some hidden feelings there?
suprmidgt 0
Creepy bastard... Was he surprised to woke up? Did he look confused thinking you'd get all excited? "oh I want you too. I'm so glad you attacked me in my sleep to tell me you have feelings for me." I'd say get a restraining order but f&@$.
jrod45 0
incest in the morning!!!
Zebidee 9
When I read this, I pictured him holding his tongue in his hand. Stupid beer ads.