Unknown
United States
Today, while at the beach, I was mistaken for Snooki. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
Today, while I was at the beach I decided to go into the ocean even though the waves looked rough. While I was in the water, I got caught by the riptide and needed to be saved. The reason I was at the beach? I'm a lifeguard. Now all my co-workers won't stop laughing at me. FML
Bee
Canada
Today, I was mistaken for a prostitute. Twice. While in my work uniform. FML
romancocks
Palatka, United States
Today, some girl in the street mistook me for Richard Simmons. FML
iannie
United States
Hey guys!
Today, I went to the beach. While I was swimming, I noticed a few really hot guys passing. Trying to be sexy, I slowly got out of the water, showing off my body. I showed a bit more than I expected when I realized my bikini bottom had fallen off. FML
Never Been Arrested
State College, United States
A shooting waiting to happen
Today, I was once again mistaken for an escaped convict. I live near a women's correctional facility and apparently my nursing scrubs look a lot like their prisoners' uniforms. The cop made me late for work. FML
gotmon3y
United States
Weird flex, but OK
Today, I was at the beach walking on the boardwalk without a shirt on. Two cute girls are walking my way and I decide to try and impress them by flexing my abs. While I flexed them, I accidentally let a fart out that everyone heard. Everybody, including the girls, laughed hysterically at me. FML
Anonymous
Lloydminster, Canada
Today, on more than one occasion, I was mistaken for my boyfriend's mother, by his own family. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, sun was shining and I felt confident enough to go sunbathing at the beach. In only my bikini and towel, I laid out to get some sun. A while later, a little girl came up to me and said, "Aren't you embarrassed that you're so huge?" FML
ifeelfat
United States
Today, while at the waterpark, some guy came up to me and profusely thanked me for wearing a one-piece swimsuit. FML
sharkboy
Honolulu, United States
Shark Week
Today, while at the beach, as a joke, I told my girlfriend that I was a shark. She then poked my eyes and punched me in the nose. When I started to get mad, she just shrugged and asked, "What? You're the one that wanted to be a shark. Don't you watch Shark Week?" FML
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MrFraser25 2
I was mistaken for Osama before... worst day ever
batfan5683 6
are you fat and orange???
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curlyhead00 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
I dont see a problem.
worldcupcheer17 0
mistaken for Snooki in Missouri..?
bravesfan112233 0
were u drunk on the beach?
eeppiicc 8
poor op
eeppiicc 8
I've been mistaken for chuck Norris before.
ImAHomosexual 0
I've been mistaken for God before.
garrettsgirl 0
are you an orange color? with a big poof too??
cre8or99 0
there's a beach in missori
eeppiicc 8
57, shut up we get it snooki is orange!
PopRocks14 0
or an Oompaloompa...
MrFraser25 2
I was mistaken for Osama before... worst day ever
eeppiicc 8
94, you just made my day hahahaha
bigal1135 0
I was once mistaken as your mom. dude your dad was pissed when he took me to his room.
pertained 12
at first glance, i thought the FML said for 'a snooki', and I was like..what's a snooki? xD
Sebastian_NG 17
In my country, 9 out of 10 girls look like snooki. FML!
seanders 10
So OP is a drunk, fat, orange crab infested crackwhore?
eeppiicc 8
121, you must live in hell
Rico_Mal1116 0
At least you weren't mistaken for Wooki.
2ndSucks 15
122- Sounds about right. Though you forgot the thing that died on her head.
yummycupkake 0
did you get arrested?
daisyloo 7
That's unfortunate. FYL!
1molinamatt 5
OMG thats horrible!!!! :( im sure ur not thaaaat short :P
sirhobothesecond 3
me neither.
curlyhead00 0
wow! 71 thumbs down? I've just never been first and said the 1st thing that came to mind LOL!
Emster689 0
other than the orange skin snooki isn't uglyy so I agree
thisisLAUREN 0
121 is your country USA?
tboy22 0
snooki want smoosh smoosh
2ndSucks 15
Who cares if youre first? Better to actually think of something you agree with and be second.
Alwayspullout 7
182, snooki was born in Chile, so I'm not seeing the logic in your comment...?
Sebastian_NG 17
182 I live in Ecuador, a country not so far from Chile where snooki comes from, yes it is hell and believe me even women from Chile are prettier than the ones from Ecuador, thankfully I attend a private snooki-free high school where girls are rather pretty so the view there is much better than that of jersey shore's poor bastards (i feel sorry for them) Oh, also as a bonus, if snooki came here she would be one of the tallest persons here seriously, i mean i am 1.71m tall (dont know how much is it in feet) and i'm waaaaaay above average height... Seriously i need to get out of here soon
Sebastian_NG 17
Actually i was exaggerating about her height, but still if she came here she would just be about 1 inch below average
JokerJohn7 0
holy shit none of you people have a sense if humor
lmfaoooooooooo 4
were u eating pickles??
Hockeyboy4280 18
#1, you don't see a problem with being called THE most annoying character in TV history? She is so ******* fat, gross, orange, and ******* annoying. I ******* hate that show too... OP, Big FYL on this one. I feel for you...
kenji212 8
227, bro thats cool im from ecuador too.... psh the women from the city are so ugly as hell! damn!..... at least i used to live in the beach!...... lots of hot girls 24/7!..... ugh atleas ecuadorian girls arent orange and with a poof that need their own area code!
scrapmetal58 9
Good Lord, that show is stupid. I'll never understand why people enjoy that type of reality television. At the very least, programs like Big Brother involve some semblance of purpose. Also, that's worse than being called Snoopy.
jonathan6773 5
268, I agree. Jersey Shores is a waste of time and I see nothing interesting. Big Brother airs today. I like Julie Chen.
jillianmathers12 13
Now it's 125 thumbs down! Your suck a fail!!! Tee Hee
crymore007 11
276 I pray you did that on purpose.
Raimonzi 0
she's saying most girls in our country are trying to pull off the 'Jersey Girl' look.
smashingdiscover 0
Are there beaches in missouri?
tweetbaby14 18
131, that is actually way better and much prettier than snooki.
faithlee 13
yeh I don't see the problem either
urdirtyolduncle 15
Atleast you weren't mistaken for Shamu The Whale.
thetikigod 4
same. also jet li, jackie chan, and marshall law.
walkingtaco 0
stop being a fat ho, then.
Mini_Pedobear 0
uu
BooGhosted 0
Ah! But being 2ndSucks. :P Btw is that a reference to the song?
kawaitabemono 2
she is saying that everyone in the USA or 9 out of 10 people look like too much plastic surgery ugly bimbos. which I don't agree. 9 out of 10 people aren't "snookis". it has nothing to do with where snooki is from
Thomato_fml 0
Arn't they the same thing? :)
xangelcutiexx 0
151-- I'm in love with the shoes in your profile picture XD
TheresNoEffingwa 7
Douche bag
seanders 10
Congrats #1. You may very well be the proud owner of the most thumbed down comment on FML!:)
bonnie_vb8 5
haha I like you
daniel1991 0
321 f**k #1 LETS MAKE THIS THE MOST THUMBED DOWN COMMENT ON FML!!! XD
edools 3
hahaha omg tht was perfect
boatsundhoes 0
was she humping a tree?
TheFection 0
293- says the girl who looks a damn lot like snooki.
spiderowner 8
dude not even funny
PinkHorset 5
215 thumbs down!!! lol, epic fail!!!
PinkHorset 5
215 thumbs down!!! lol, epic fail!!!
kewlstoribro 6
ive seen a first comment with over 500 thumbs down a couple of months ago... im not going to bother searching though...
starlover77 0
nope, it's in the continent
starlover77 0
(that was at 289)
WhitneyRuinous 6
Just checked it's 5 feet 6 inches. :)
WhitneyRuinous 6
(That was to 227.)
cmw_69 3
182- it says he's from edcuador...
marci1997 0
how do you not see a problem?
marci1997 0
how do you not see a problem?
cenax27 0
ahahahahahaha this comment just made my day
carolinetheberry 0
awesome cosplay
Give_Linux_A_Go 28
actually #131 I'd rather be wookie!
iloveeyouuxD 9
Now 255 thumbs down lol
psychaddict 0
I could see that. Like a blanket with-OMG-feet!
brutal_banger 10
Hahah awesome and ironic
brutal_banger 10
Judging by your picture I can see your idea of what isn't ugly is way off
BillyDisselhorst 3
Dam 286 your hot
TheTerenity 9
It's funny that all these "I've been mistaken for" sayings, and 94 added a slight detail, which makes him get thumbs upvotes.
HelloNoora1 0
stop tanning
tsim_fml 0
Well all the Jersey guys like Snooki so you would probably attract all of them.
goshpeople 4
Yep. There must've been enough similarities for a mistake like that to be made. Orange-tanned skin, slightly overweight, poufy hair... Except for the (lack of) height, you can change all of that and avoid the situation in the first place.
hellogoodbye1996 6
^the situation ha! also this a true FML
whybother8 0
lie and say you are indeed snooki! sign ordagraphs and make some money!
futtbuck101 1
I was mistaken for the situation....
lajaynay 15
slightly overweight? yeahh.. we can go with that. >.>
gravy_jones 0
yes, sign lots of ordagraphs
GlittersL 0
Just a quick correction #36, I'm from Jersey and not one guy I know finds Snooki or girls that look like Snooki attractive! Most of us Jersey girls don't look like that either, she's a terrible stereotype!
kazter_boy 3
wow OP must be ugly then
violetdabomb 0
Oh dear GOD I'd just go kill myself if I looked like her
newnew8 0
how's this a bad thing ? .... snooki's hot
hellogoodbye1996 6
236 not to worry I heard snooki isn't even a real guita she just acts like one so she's an imposter
whiterabbit420 4
236 I think he meant the "jersey shore" guys like snooki, not "jersey guys" cause I'm in the same boat, from jersey and not a single guy I know is attracted to her (or will admit it, if they are!)
2ndSucks 15
260- are you blind? Or simply into women that work hard to look like oranges and spend hours creating a rat on top of their head?
Luvmehateme292 0
Hey look!! An oompa loompa on FML!!!!!
cjlerch 29
As a "Jersey" guy, I can safely disagree.
PinkHorset 5
Lol, you should have pretended to actually be her. You could have gotten a lot of free stuff!
USMC_FTW 3
40, your hair is amazing :D
jewfro311 0
Yeah, A lot of free dick
captn_fml 0
Like deportation.
XxEmoSnowboarder 8
40 omg your hair... i want it lolz
ILOLatmockdaweek 0
40 I swear the last time you commented the hair in your picture was dark. if it was you i like the old hair better
RetardedPelican 0
fail. she can get arrested for that. impersonating.
omgcookeys 15
I doubt your THAT orange, and short. if you're not as rich as snooki, I don't see how you could have afforded that much makeup..
yoshiyakiryu 20
Or punched.
kialuvsyoo 3
god, all she was saying is she liked the old hair better. don't get your panties in a knot over that, it was a simple observation.
USMC_FTW 3
364, I believe they were referring to the fact that OP could be arrested for impersonating Snooki, not because your profile picture isn't a picture of you. By the way, I read your profile and saw the "*not me*," but I didn't understand why it was there, perhaps you could put "not me^" at the top of your profile and more people would understand it.
batfan5683 6
are you fat and orange???
Tommananaze6T9 4
lol
itsmeyippie 0
and a midget, don't forget that part
poostool 5
I bet snookis ****** is fat and orange too.
bengermin 5
Did you wear an adult diaper on the cover of Rolling Stone?
ljesm14 1
this literally made me lol
maggotfoREVer 0
no she would need to be short fat orange and yell muff cabbage
ariannaa_fml 17
#4 I was gonna ask that! :d
kasumirock 13
I think that's life saying you've hit rock bottom.
kidtoronto 5
aww that sucks. but snooki is a bit cute so that means you're cute :)
Justforlolz 14
5- Dear lord, what is wrong with with you.
fmart 0
if u rele believe that u have some serious issues
nunsrtight69 0
win ^^
SadinSherman 16
To each his own
tweetbaby14 18
there is nothing cute about being an orange midget-***** with a tumor under your hair... that sucks pickles.
Sgt_M_G 0
you need some help.
KiddNYC1O 22
5- She THINKS she's hot.
megz21 0
your an idiot she looks like an oompa loompa
TheNewGuy03 29
i'm sure if you consider unruly, misshapen, discolored humans who look like bicephalous, height-challenged aliens cute, then...sure! |the kid|
BoredomKillsinc 0
gross
kosmickart 0
asshole
itsmeyippie 0
I am going to simply say if they are from Canada, that is normal
itsmeyippie 0
Best. Picture. Ever.
d3p02 0
well at least u werent mistaken for whoopi
nonelikeworms 0
You need to grow a few feet OP
Justforlolz 14
6- your picture made me literally "Lol".
BradenLock 4
I'd take Whoopi over Snooki any day.
ArentICute 0
Or wookie.
Cleao18317 11
LMFAO!!!
flipflipflipidel 0
there. is a beach in Missouri?
Sirin_fml 47
Yep, there are several. Google is your creepy friend.
iSurf_fml 8
No, but in the mid-west were not completely isolated, we have transportation.
qzzpm07 0
vacation?
itsmeyippie 0
just because op is FROM Missouri doesnt mean she's IN Missouri
sxe_beast 11
Beaches do not have be on oceans. There are also lake beaches, river beaches, etc. As defined by Dictionary.com: noun 1. an expanse of sand or pebbles along a shore. 2. the part of the shore of an ocean, sea, large river, lake, etc., washed by the tide or waves. 3. the area adjacent to a seashore: We're vacationing at the beach. Missouri has A LOT of lakes and rivers :|
sirhobothesecond 3
never heard of a lake?
iSurf_fml 8
Yeah, well I've always heard "Let's go to the lake." not "Let's go to the beach on the lake.". That may be what it's properly called, but you don't hear it here.
rattusrattus 19
We call those 'Estuaries' this side of the pond. Or lakesides. Or riverbanks.
whiterabbit420 4
I've heard people call lakes the beach, but usually people who don't live by a coast.
xixifwadi 0
um yes. the beach probably being refered to here is at the lake of the ozarks. I would know I live in this awful place.
Bcfrmkc816 17
several nice ones and a party cive
Luvmehateme292 0
Holy crap 35!!! I thought there was a polar bear on your couch!!!!
Lexi_Ray 5
that's like the ultimate insult should of punch the guy who told you that
itsmeyippie 0
how do you know it was a girl? and on the good side you have to admit Snooki has kinda big boobs
destr0yer 7
Lol z
quadder 0
snooki is a nasty ass fake chick, fyl
sirhobothesecond 3
haha I know right