Today, I was scheduled for an interview at 3 o'clock. I allowed thirty minutes for the drive, but when I put my key in the ignition, the car wouldn't start. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got into my car and it wouldn't start. I noticed I had left the lights on and assumed the battery was dead. Then, I couldn't get my key out of the ignition. So, I called AAA only to have the guy put my car in park and start the engine. FML
Today, I arrived twenty minutes early for my opening shift at work, so I decided to turn on the radio and wait in my nice warm car. I woke up two hours later with twelve missed calls from my boss and a dead car battery. FML
Today, I went in my car to a very important job interview. I was out of gas, so I had to get some on the way. When i was done pumping, I went to get back in and the door handle broke off on the driver's side. Then I blew a tire on a piece of metal. Needless to say, I lost my chance. FML
Today, I showed up on time for a job interview. After waiting for about three hours, I was informed that the manager had "better things to do" than interview me. FML
Today, I woke up early for a job interview. I got lost and arrived an hour late, only to find out it was the wrong day. FML
Today, I had a job interview. I got there as quick as I could, having to travel two hours into a city I'd never been to. When I arrived, they told me I was turned down for being too late. They'd rescheduled the interview an hour earlier and I wasn't notified of the change. FML
Today, I had an interview scheduled for 10:05. When I got there, someone was talking to them, so I sat down to wait. Little did I know this wait would be 45 minutes. I got told to go home and that I'd be rescheduled. FML
Today, I had a job interview at 9:00am. I left at around 8:30am, and as soon as I got in the car to drive to the interview, I checked my phone again, and it said 10:33. My boyfriend had decided to change the time on my clock as a "joke." FML
Today, I woke up early for work and spent 30 minutes frantically looking for my keys. I had to take a 30-minute Uber ride to work, then drove an hour in the company truck, only to be stood up. FML
Today, I had a job interview at a restauraunt opening up. One manager hypothetically asked me why I should be hired. I said I was more efficient than most. I left to find I'd locked my keys in the car. It took all the managers to help me get my keys out. FML
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whiteboy7thst 2
run forest run
bigmanj28 0
Did you try turning it?
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Comments (75)
Fancy_Nancy 7
hahahahha 1st :)
Calivale 7
wow....
pertained 12
the persuit of happyness, man.
ripgeorgecarl1n 7
I got a 5 on my AP Chemistry exam!!!!!!! YEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!
MyMilkShake2Yard 0
call a cab...
baddud300 6
Starting Running.....
fthislyfe 22
something like this happened to me today. i had to catch a plane at 8 and i had 15 minutes to get to the airport, when i was ready to leave, i couldnt find one of my shoes, i found it on the first floor! i live on the second floor
hoodasswhitekid 0
did you turn the key, or just stick it in there?
Trololololololo_fml 7
Bump start, jump start, call a taxi... the possibilities are endless.
greenqween 0
um ok?
RebornProblem 0
You always want to make sure of this stuff before you leave.
extrovertical 0
how are you supposed to check before if they just got into the car?!
F2M2L 5
yeah. its obviously the op's fault that they didn't prepare for their car not working. good job, captain hindsight!
2ndSucks 15
Testing my car isn't generally on my checklist for being prepared... I'll have to add that on. Though car trouble is generally random and inconvenient. So its not really ops fault, the car was probably working fine not long before.
JoeTheMan12 0
you can't be prepared for an accident?
GuessWhatKids 13
44- How the **** is that relevant? Am I missing something here?
2ndSucks 15
53- I'm missing whatever you're missing. I don't think an accident was ever mentioned here..
SadinSherman 16
Well it has to stop working for a reason
JoeTheMan12 0
lol WTF was I think XD
whiteboy7thst 2
run forest run
Diogi4363 0
Or the bus.
kamikrazy 6
Run to the bus.
Bakayarou_fml 0
Happens to the best of us. Call and explain. If they don't take you, then do you really wanna work for such an uptight lot?
cutebutterfly12 4
Always leave at least an hour early for stuff like that. That's terrible, I hope you can reschedule.
nicholedestiny17 0
umm maybe it's not meant?? haha bttr luck next time (:
Saltime 0
RUN FOREST, RUN!
Saltime 0
I apologize. I didn't read the comments before making this post. Had I read them, I would've seen that someone posted it already.
CryMoreFMLs 15
We all do it sometimes
2ndSucks 15
Yours was more dramatic anyways. Second times the charm?
ArentICute 0
I love how you say 2nd times the charm but your username is 2ndSucks ;)
el_paso_guy89 0
irony...
soccergurl95 8
rough one bro, hope you run fast(:
Das_Judenburg 0
Skanky profile pic if you are only 16... But I'm just judging that by the 95 in your name.
J1hill33 12
she's 19
Das_Judenburg 0
Ohthatsdifferent
BIEBERSLAYER 10
it's still not skanky really
valalvax 13
going by her pic I'd say she's probably 16
soccergurl95 8
I'm 19 the 95 in my username is the year I started playing soccer. and I'm wearing a bathing. in the summer. it's not like you can't go to the beach or a pool and see the same thing.
J1hill33 12
told you she was 19
i3urton 2
hott
chessypie 0
i agree your life sucks