Today, I was with my girlfriend, thinking we were alone in the house. Her little brother found us having sex on the couch, took a pic and said, "You are now both my slaves." He ran upstairs and locked his bedroom door. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I came home to find my brother making out with my girlfriend while taking a selfie. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother having sex. With my boyfriend. FML
Today, I had a friend over. We found my older brother's camera so decided to look through his photos but then we came across photos of him and his girlfriend having sex. We were laughing up until my friend decided to point out that they were having sex on my bed. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. We were under the covers, and my little brother thought we were wrestling, so he got on top of the covers and started "wrestling" with us. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were making out while she was laying on me. Her little brother walked in, saw us and yelled, "Mom they're swallowing each other!" FML
Today, I got locked in my boyfriend's garage in my underwear while his parents ripped him a new one for having sex beneath their roof. His sister had to let me out. FML
Today, I came home early from work and found my brother in my bed with a girl I've never met. Apparently he's been using my house to hook up with girls while I'm gone. FML
Today, my brother babysat for me. He invited his girlfriend around without me knowing, and they were all playing hide and seek together. While he and his girl were hiding, they decided to have a quickie. My three year old found them and saw everything. She won't stop copying their sex noises. FML
Today, my girlfriend came over to visit me and my brother at our apartment. I left for just five minutes to fix us lunch. When I got back, she was making out with my brother. FML
Today, my 10 year old brother caught me masturbating and then said "Oh, so that's how you do it!". He then ran to his room and locked the door. I inadvertently taught my little brother how to masturbate. FML
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LiveThenDie 2
And what a smart little brother she has!! lol Blackmail is fun.
JustDial911 0
YDI, as you didn't check all around the house. Now, the kid is going to start a **** website, with your picture on the first page. Good Job!!! THREADJACKERS WELCOME
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Comments (254)
iamsupercreeped 0
you were owned by your little brother XD your brother is awesome though dude lol
DarkSecretLove 0
That is one hell of an awesome little brother!
iDemonChild 0
P-P-P-PWNED How old was your little brother?
isitalie 0
he's probably masturbating to the picture
redmegalord 0
so. much. win.
darknut79 17
Just steal the film/mem card when he's asleep. Not that hard.
S0_Fricken_CUtE 0
sounds like something i would do......
theshined 0
seen this same exact post a month or 2 ago
Darkwings666 0
just give him hell ^^ after you've retrieved the pics.. you might wanna try get him into a situation like that guess who's going down to the gasstation at 1 AM to get some doritos and coke? ^^ seriously think about it and I'll not click YDI >_
XxCrazygirlxX 0
#18 LOL genius