Today, I came home early from work and found my brother in my bed with a girl I've never met. Apparently he's been using my house to hook up with girls while I'm gone. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I came home to find my brother making out with my girlfriend while taking a selfie. FML
Today, I found out that while I was on vacation my neighbor had let my brother into my apartment. I don't have a brother. FML
Today, I found out that the guy I like was only coming to my house to get closer to my brother. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother having sex. With my boyfriend. FML
Today, I got back from vacation and walked in on my boyfriend and my brother in my bed. FML
Today, I got back from vacation and walked in on my boyfriend and my brother in my bed. FML
Today, I found out that while he was dog-sitting during my holiday, my little brother was pretending my house was his to prove to women he was older than 16. I found this out when I got home and checked my CCTV system. He didn’t even wash or change my bedsheets either. FML
Today, I was with my girlfriend, thinking we were alone in the house. Her little brother found us having sex on the couch, took a pic and said, "You are now both my slaves." He ran upstairs and locked his bedroom door. FML
Today, I went over to the house of a guy I have hooked up with a few times. After we got done, I asked him why we were not in the room across the hall. He said that was his twin brother's room. FML
Today, I woke up to find my home studio cleared of most of my music gear. Apparently, my brother went on a Tinder date with a stranger late at night, and decided it to bring her to my place's guest room since my house "was closer." I'd been building that studio for over 10 years. FML
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Top comments
Glowworm56 27
"Look, Bro, when I said, get a room, I didn't mean MY room!"
EnvyMe33 26
If he is going to use your place as a hotel then you need to charge like a hotel
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Comments (16)
Jade Lehto 13
Eww, siblings are gross!
azouwa 26
Blackmail him but let it continue. Think of it as an extra income.
TaysDarkLust 11
Change your locks! That's super gross and disrespectful
Glowworm56 27
"Look, Bro, when I said, get a room, I didn't mean MY room!"
pjsr 33
At least now you know where the extra crust on the sheets is coming from. At least it's a close DNA match to your own.
EnvyMe33 26
If he is going to use your place as a hotel then you need to charge like a hotel
PennyLane27 32
"Oh, that's just naaaasty!" -Cleveland Brown
hunterseal 18
Someone has to have fun in your bed . Lol but change your locks , set some boundaries. It's not okay to invite a slew of sexual partners to YOUR home. Like if he pisses them off it's your home they will turn up at.
RichardPencil 32
At least it was not your wife, girlfriend or boss? Make him wash the ******* sheets!
Ciara Koch 22
Honestly I'd let him keep doing but require payment if he refuses I'd change the locks