Today, I was with my girlfriend, thinking we were alone in the house. Her little brother found us having sex on the couch, took a pic and said, "You are now both my slaves." He ran upstairs and locked his bedroom door. FML
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Today, I came home to find my brother making out with my girlfriend while taking a selfie. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother having sex. With my boyfriend. FML
Today, I had a friend over. We found my older brother's camera so decided to look through his photos but then we came across photos of him and his girlfriend having sex. We were laughing up until my friend decided to point out that they were having sex on my bed. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. We were under the covers, and my little brother thought we were wrestling, so he got on top of the covers and started "wrestling" with us. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were making out while she was laying on me. Her little brother walked in, saw us and yelled, "Mom they're swallowing each other!" FML
Today, I got locked in my boyfriend's garage in my underwear while his parents ripped him a new one for having sex beneath their roof. His sister had to let me out. FML
Today, I came home early from work and found my brother in my bed with a girl I've never met. Apparently he's been using my house to hook up with girls while I'm gone. FML
Today, my brother babysat for me. He invited his girlfriend around without me knowing, and they were all playing hide and seek together. While he and his girl were hiding, they decided to have a quickie. My three year old found them and saw everything. She won't stop copying their sex noises. FML
Today, my girlfriend came over to visit me and my brother at our apartment. I left for just five minutes to fix us lunch. When I got back, she was making out with my brother. FML
Today, my 10 year old brother caught me masturbating and then said "Oh, so that's how you do it!". He then ran to his room and locked the door. I inadvertently taught my little brother how to masturbate. FML
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LiveThenDie 2
And what a smart little brother she has!! lol Blackmail is fun.
JustDial911 0
YDI, as you didn't check all around the house. Now, the kid is going to start a **** website, with your picture on the first page. Good Job!!! THREADJACKERS WELCOME
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breakingakajav 0
cool story bro
ilovechuux13 0
I like this kid! hahahaha he sounds like a co brother.
ilovechuux13 0
cool* ooops :b
slowitdownletsma 0
aHAHAHAHA!!! that's too funny to be an FML!
iLoveTeraaa 0
genius.
alyssadapsycho 7
hahahahahahahahahahaha
tristan1001 0
how old is this kid?
tonythatiger 0
now u must kill him dispose of his body in your neighbors backyard.. then drug your girlfriend and tie her to ur brothers corpse an flee to Mexico without ever looking back
Enoch134 0
should have ask if he wanted in
thatsoviciouS 0
YDI for havin sex. Don't you know better than to do it when little kids are around? -Note I know they dent do it right in front of the kid...but still-
BABiiRAWr 0
OP just got owned
fyllx10 0
LOOOOOL this actually made me laugh. YDI for having it on the couch and not somewhere private, but FYL cause now you're a little kids slave. Hahahaha
leighxxx998 0
LMAO that kid is smart. YDI! you should not subject young kids to such acts anyway. Be more careful next time!
AaronatorTEN 0
if u read it correctly they thought they were alone
leighxxx998 0
and that's why I said be more careful!! they obviously didn't check properly!
leighxxx998 0
err I did read it correctly and that's why I said they should be more careful next time because they obviously didn't check properly if at all!
bARbi3_d0Ll 0
dats funny... lol sounds like sumthin i wud do wen i was lil ^.^ jk
thecool444 0
I fully support this idea.
spidergirl41 0
NICEEEEEE I wouldve done the same thing when I was younger but my sibling could never get laid...
Jessicaiful 0
How does everyone on FML get caught having sex when they think that nobodys home??? Go into a room with a lock on it's door.
xAnnie3x 4
haha this kid is awesome!!! hah next time get a room
elmo6 0
lol, i love this kid!
Own3d_by_NY 0
haha that's awesome.. you 2 are so owned.
derrickddiazz 0
at least she can do it.. now go back to ur little corner
derrickddiazz 0
if it was locked it woudlnt be a fml idioy
UrDunSon 0
hey atleast he didn't go ********** over it. wait he did lock his door O.o
megbdw 0
hahaha wtffff
honda52 0
little bro=win!
ButterflyBaby 0
bahahahahhaha, I love your bro. genius. you really shouldve checked more carefully tho.
missASHLEYnicole 0
54.. I believe 30 was talking to 22... (:
tatababiii9793 0
well from my experience kids from private/religious schools are much crazier in that sense than in public school. it's pretty ridiculous.
danda08 0
lol this kid is an evil genious and I admire him!
samantha_durano 6
I completely agree with #8, lol:)
trevon4444 0
hahah yup but he wouldn't have done much damaqe
truededication 0
Samantha, you're a gorgeous godess. I want to be at your feet forever.
samantha_durano 6
hahahah, uhmm thanks 102?:) lmao.
pwnage7 0
haha 18 lol!
J0gby 0
did you use protection atleast!:0
sharpl916 0
well, did op become slave to him? Did he ask for a threesome?
taz94 0
awesome!
JDFromSac 0
lmao. win for the lil brother
Nomad609 0
roflol
bombtastic 10
60, when you start having sex, or if you already do, sometimes you need a change of scenery, as posted in previous fmls by other commenters. hence why many people tend to get caught because their hormones got the best of them. but the kiddo is badass. If you don't want 'em op, I'll take him. :)!
icall_BS 0
She got ****** in more ways than one.
someone2me2 1
lol hilarious That's happened to me as well
FyourLIFEdotCOM8 0
ydi. assuming makes an ass out of u and me.
Danielt104 6
Destroy the evidence OR tell your parents before he does. Sure you'll be in trouble, but so will he for not telling them. Of course that's only a last resort
adriana012 0
I wish that kid was my brother, haha. What a smart little guy. OP, at least you're getting laid!
ToastGurl 0
I want to know that too. Probably around 12?
ToastGurl 0
BTW: My comment was a response to the person asking how old the kid was.
killerviral 0
your brother owns ha ha ha
dudewitshirt 0
OMFG you just got ******* owned by your lil brother.....epic ownage
xScenesterx 0
they should have atleast CHECKED if anyone was home instead of assuming. YDI
Gunnybear 0
"You're my slaves,"? kinky kid you got there
LILWEEBY 0
22they thought there was no one home stuop jkjk
vollyball921 0
AZ ROX! lol thot I had to say tht but nice kid lmfao
iZacy 0
that kids a Legend
Nicole0925 0
you nasty ****. that's incest unless he's gay. go kill yourself for that.
Zdog101 0
lol
spazz666 18
they thought they were alone
toqwert 0
Wait! 18! You gotta grab your trusty leaf blower! The border patrol won't let you pass without it!
alexagalioto 0
Gay
Wow_FYL_BIZNITCH 7
Nicole, if you were my sister i'd **** you (:
the_pan1c 5
brother ftw !!!!!
faxe 0
I know. This kid's going places in life. I see extortion, blackmail and more.
x_HELLo_tHERE_x 0
Isn't extortion and blackmail the same thing?
cabbitt 0
Best sibling blackmail ever.
d4m4s74 12
The terms "extortion" and "blackmail" are terms routinely used interchangeably, but they are distinct concepts. Extortion means forcing someone to do something, usually give up something valuable under threats of injury, death or other illegal harm. Blackmail means specifically obtaining something of value under the threat to disclose something shameful or disreputable about a person. This can be true even if it would not have been illegal to simply make the reputation-damaging information public.
jbchica 7
#187. seriously. Get a life.
jbchica 7
And #3, I love your picture! Lmao
tb15 0
why are so many kids doing it these days
ComMed1 0
bc they don't think of the children that follow from that act. they think of the fun and nothing more.
haleylynn24 0
people also don't think of std's or have any morals or values for that matter. i'm only 15 and I'm disgusted with all the people that are my age doing this and drugs. including people at my Christian-catholic high school. !
spazz666 18
so you're christian huh? what are you doing judging people then?
JustDial911 0
YDI, as you didn't check all around the house. Now, the kid is going to start a **** website, with your picture on the first page. Good Job!!! THREADJACKERS WELCOME
Baglesbites 0
first to Jack #6
CynthiaBug 0
ehh that wasn't really thread jacking, because it's related to the comment.
LiveThenDie 2
And what a smart little brother she has!! lol Blackmail is fun.
karina_said 0
(-:<
MyStarrz 0
In soviet russia black mails you!
LiveThenDie 2
96 In Soviet Russia Hell shuts up about Soviet Russia jokes...
vassal44 9
Actually up shuts hell in Soviet Russia
lovable 0
Your brother is awesome.
Vincanety 0
just get ur gf to give him head
Vincanety 0
you got h o t m a i l
Enoch134 0
should have asked if he wanted to **** ur gf
pepper3434 0
Eew. That's the girl's little brother you sick s.o.b.
TheBreaKer_fml 0
hhahahahahaha ydi for not reading it right
Gunnybear 0
what if he read it correctly and is simply a pedo living in a basement o.0
RustlingSoul 26
What if I told you he is just a pedophile.
mackenzieleigh 0
haha , YDI . go little brother :P ya'll should know better than to om the couch , ha .
MrLefty 8
yeah really. OP, NEVER on the couch. When its not your own house with your girlfriend that you own, only in the bedroom. YDI for thinking it was safe to have sex on the couch
Drittjr 0
Modded this.
MrE23 0
ydi. now go get me a drink kunta!
dsegui4 0
I wonder wat he's gonna do with the picture..... LMFAO