Today, my girlfriend and I were making out while she was laying on me. Her little brother walked in, saw us and yelled, "Mom they're swallowing each other!" FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend came over to visit me and my brother at our apartment. I left for just five minutes to fix us lunch. When I got back, she was making out with my brother. FML
Today, I came home to find my brother making out with my girlfriend while taking a selfie. FML
Today, my girlfriend went down on me for the first time. Just as I was reaching climax, my brother raced into the bathroom right next to my door and began to vomit extremely loudly. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother having sex. With my boyfriend. FML
Today, I walked my girlfriend home. As I kissed her goodbye, I heard a high-pitched scream and turned just in time to see her little brother charge head-first into my nuts. All because I kissed her on the cheek. FML
Today, I was with my girlfriend, thinking we were alone in the house. Her little brother found us having sex on the couch, took a pic and said, "You are now both my slaves." He ran upstairs and locked his bedroom door. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. We were under the covers, and my little brother thought we were wrestling, so he got on top of the covers and started "wrestling" with us. FML
Today, my brother babysat for me. He invited his girlfriend around without me knowing, and they were all playing hide and seek together. While he and his girl were hiding, they decided to have a quickie. My three year old found them and saw everything. She won't stop copying their sex noises. FML
Today, I was having sex with a really hot guy. It was going great until his 6-year-old brother walked in and screamed so loudly it brought both of his parents running. FML
Today, while my girlfriend and I were getting it on, she looked up at me and said, "You look a lot like your brother." FML
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Top comments
Blackmail111 9
Atleast she swallows...
laurenzo16 0
Kids says some funny stuff :)
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Comments (252)
laurenzo16 0
Kids says some funny stuff :)
theaws0m3guy 4
Goofy goobers.
NoodleBurger 0
hot.
aprilmayjune93 0
gotta love the things kids say
calichik95 0
lick my butthole.
salvorican 24
Um. That's cute 42
lcecreamNSadness 2
Her brother is a Hero.
z_hamel 0
umm stfu! 48
Epsilonyx 15
yes plz
garrettsgirl 0
haha the things little kids say
nahgemoohc 17
At least they weren't REALLY swallowing when he walked in
WHOWASTHEPHONE 10
Would have been weird if he was right. Also isn't it better that he said that instead of "MOM, they're about to have SEX!!!!!!"
OWNZ 0
ya, imagine what he would've said if he in walked on them having sex...
StopDropNRoll 11
they're wrestling?
fthislyfe 22
alright that was cute! But I wonder how it's an FML!!!
urdirtyolduncle 15
Because her brother probably stopped the sex they were planning in having. he basically fit **** blocked by a 10 year old
coffeygirl12 14
haha souds like sumthin my bro would do..& pls excuse the crap spelling (: I'm not grammar crazy..
agaba 0
134 u mean a 4 year old
mintcar 10
They were just tasting each others DNA, that's all. :D
YacL 15
There's DNA in peoples hair... they could taste it that way.
partyfool2011 4
25 the girl was jumping on the guy to make his stomach smaller(fml reference)
YacL 15
Why would she bother? The woman next door will just get on her knees and blow it back up.
mintcar 10
161, what're you talking about? My comment was not a response.
Ns_Visual 0
then let's go(; haha nah that's gross....
BADDiam 4
Hey u have the same pic as me..wierd
laurenzo16 0
no, I think you have the same picture as me! :O
Kingkiwi 5
lmfao tht was a good one
lexeous 4
Nice pic 1.. oh now wait just a second here
Ionodemon1995 0
Hi Patrick! :D Hi Patrick.. :l Hi again.. patrick -_-
haggymypants 3
common now. who stole my pic?
hellokittay 5
4 Patrick's :D
gabestar 4
that's soo cute lol
Crncj 0
at least op was still wearing his clothes
grafixxx687 0
cuuute
simistar1 0
omg too hilarious haha
Tjack_attack 0
at least he didn't stay there and watch
jglenn88 0
that's true would have made things a lot more awkward.
whybother8 0
couldve been worse. you couldve been eatin eachother out...
spacemanspiff78 7
"Not yet, kid, but give me about 5 minutes"
JoeTheMan12 0
guess it's time to fake CPR?
Blackmail111 9
Atleast she swallows...
bobsaggit 3
lucky bastard
BIEBERSLAYER 10
he's winning
smgboo 0
like Charlie sheen.
Eggers 2
nice 118, jump on the Charlie Sheen jokes. no one ever uses those.
whatdouwant1237 0
dude i found that pic on google
tylersign 11
Nice 118, you're a killjoy.
Blackmail111 9
118 Sigh Charlie sheen isn't winning he's Bi-Winning get your facts straight
theten_fml 9
OPs mind: "I WISH!"
Xx_Dakota_xX 1
3- gears of war is SICK!!! I want the 3rd so bad :D
yvonneftw 6
Aww, haha kids.
breezie143 0
I am a lifeguard and I had one kid come up to me and say 'lifeguard lifeguard that man over there with the hairy back he is watching your bum'
PaRTy4LyFe 0
kids say the darnest things:)
dhaworth93 8
hello beautiful lol hit me up would love to talk to you damn straight sexy ;)
hulabird 0
that word darnest is like vomit
NirvashType0Spec 7
I was about to say the same thing lol!
antoniocalos15 0
is that really your profile pic because if it is i would tap dat
millionaire93 0
beat me to it
dlcj22 11
Lol oh yes they def say the funniest things
iChel413 6
lol little kids are so funny
el_paso_guy89 0
Most definitely!
wolflover44 5
I love being on top. Lol... Though am currently boyfriendless. :(
jasminea 0
122, cool story bro.
proxxX069069 7
being on tops always fun :]
chancellortrab 0
laying on top?...ooo she's a keeper. ;-)
xoxo_cherri_xoxo 6
I would give you the thumbs up you deserve but then you would have 70 and there is nothing fun about 70 :P
johnnie254 7
I think all guys like it when a girl is on top
Mythekos 0
LOL.
wordnerd42 0
OMNOMNOM.
lmfaoooooooooo 4
86 I thumbed u up because ur picture is awesome n I didn't know how to show u
LacyWings 3
He's trained to spy. Look out!
ym5 0
my pickachu is better
mrredkneck 2
nice pic
LacyWings 3
Hah. My pikachu isnt off the internet though! :D
Onlynamethatwasn 0
only the girl is swallowing
jackiemoonthepro 5
why would this get thumbed down?!
alexhoen 0
You don't know that. >_>
C4Z 0
here i thumbed him up (: now hes at 0